Rub a little bourbon on it! (and Get well soon!)
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BourBonQ, Thank Youâ€¼ï¸ Everytime One the Nurses or Aides Goes to Leave My Room, They Ask if There is Any Thing Else I Wantâ“ I Always
Respond With "Yeah, A Qt of Whiskey and a $1,000,000"â€¼ï¸ They Dissapearâ“ Thank You Very Muchâ—ï¸
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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Hey Danny, this is stuff that you know better not to do! And,............... as far as pics in hospital, well, ..........no pics didn’t happen. How’s that fer gettin ya well.Comment
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FireMan, Thanks Friendâ€¼ï¸ Check Tommorow for Pic's of My New Girl Friendsâ“
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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As you wish, "no sympathy", just a good Ol' hardy get well soon from a friend.... actually from a lot of friends! If you were a drinking man I'd send you a bottle of my favorite whiskey to keep you company and keep you warm. Seriously though, take care and keep in touch, and keep your good wife Eunice on your good side.
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Dan, hope you feel better real soon. You will be back as a pit master in no time. Relax and recover. Best wishes.Comment
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jgreen, Thanks for Your Concernâ€¼ï¸ It is Appreciated, but I Never Did
Claim to be a "PitMaster"â—ï¸
I'm Just a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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Golly gee Dan! Get well soon! I’ll give you one sympathy vote since Eunice finished the bird for you! Got use this sympathy to get the Memphis Meatup back on track! I still need to shake your hand! Plenty of whisky then.Comment
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kmhfive, Thanks for the Well Wishesâ€¼ï¸ Regarding Whiskey, I'll Try to Keep Upâ€¼ï¸ Dan
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DAN!
So sorry to read this! I KNOW you would have won the contest.
But I have to say that I thought more of you than to have this happen this way - this is something I could have done.
Hope you feel better and heal up quickly! Keep your chin up!
And, Huskee , you can send Dan's whiskey my way.
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I do not know the author of this, but hereit is anyway:
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,
I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT PEE
I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCREW
MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS,
NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE HELL,
MY BODY'S DROOPING, GOT TROBLE POOPING.
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY ASS -
@richinilbrg, Rich, NOW THAT'S MY KIND OF FUNNYâ€¼ï¸ I DAMNED NEAR FELL OUT OF BED LAUGHING‼ï¸
🤗😇🤗 Thank Youâ—ï¸
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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Get well, Dan! I am a relative noob around here in terms of posts, but I’ve appreciated your advice and humor. I look forward to reading more adventures from the "backyard cremator" (as if!) soon!Comment
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Psinderson, Thanks for Your Commentsâ€¼ï¸ I'm Glad We Have a Small Backyardâ—ï¸ If a Person Didn't Laugh, They'd Have to Cryâ“
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, DanLast edited by Danjohnston949; November 29, 2017, 09:43 AM.
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New fangled thing tripped you right up! Get well soon.Comment
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CandySueQ, I Think the Blame Lies With My Old Tangled Feetâ“ Thank You for the Well Wishes‼ï¸
👍👍👍🤔😇🤗 👍👍👍
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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You have to watch where you put your feet. Falling down at our age is not a good idea. It always leads to bad things.
Get well soon.
Best regards,
Jim
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jgg85234, Jim Thanks for Your Admonishmentsâ€¼ï¸ You Are Absolutely Rightâ—ï¸ 😢😪ðŸ˜😢😪
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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well poops. that sucks, man. on the bright side it sounds like the turkey wasn't a complete loss. get better so you can try again!Comment
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You best get better by next May old fella! Speedy recovery aheadComment
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smokinfatties, Thank You for the Well Wishesâ€¼ï¸ They Mean Lotâ—ï¸ OBTW, I'm Not "Old", I'm Decrepit🤗😇🤗 â“â“
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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Man I just happened upon this, hope all is ok up there in ND. Sorry for your predicament. Sounds like the bird got saved
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Troutman, Thank Youâ—ï¸ This Is Just An Addendum to My Attempt to Smoke a "Pretty Bird" Turkeyâ“ I Should Have Known Better‼ï¸
🤗😇🤗 👍👍👍👍👍
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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First basement diving ... and now this??? You need to find a safer hobby, Dan! Get well quickly, my friend ...Comment
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MBMorgan, I Used to Fly MBâ—ï¸ I Would Never Claim They Were Perfect But My Airplane Landings Not Once Ever Put Me in Hospitalâ“â“
😚😚😳😚😚 Thank You MB for Your Good Advice‼ï¸
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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Just take it easy there, Boss!
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EdF, Ed, I Thank You for the Instructionsâ€¼ï¸ I need all the Good Advice
I Can Get 👍👍👍👍👍â—ï¸
From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan
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