My big fat stupid fingers

[Mr. Bones]

Yer Golden, My Beloved Brother!
I write like I talk, an from time to time, folks make fun of me, as wail.
Ain't no way in Hail they can hurt ya nooe, unless they done come through me, an I preemptively feel purty dang dag BAD fer anybody Foolish enough to even contemplate such an ideal, much less be idiot enough to act on them thoughts,,,
Ain't gonna be purty, neither way, I reckon...
Til I'm Dead an Gone, got yer six covered, HomeSlice!

[Mr. Bones]

HouseHomey Preciate it, Brother...together, we'll Roll On, then....

[smokin fool]

Thank you Ray
my biggest problem is the keyboard on the iPhone and the size of my mini sizzler fingers
Nothing at all wrong on your end

[HouseHomey]

Bonsey an I got yer six.

[HouseHomey]

In his defense it was 9:09am. That about 15% of the 9 o’clock hour gone. HawkerXP

[HouseHomey]

Everyone knows how bad my posts are. I always say "I write like I talk."

That’s a True story as i use "talk to text." I then go back and fix it. That’s where the real problems begin.

shoot! I was supposed to be watching some ones back..... Now where did I put my white claw?

[raywjohnson]

Moderators, I just flagged someone when I meant to comment on a topic
As the title indicates this was a mistake so if you see a red flag please delete.
It was an error
Thank you Brad

No worries. I added a little margin between the elements. Let me know if that works or you would like more spacing.

[Mr. Bones]

Suhwannee, I does...

[ofelles]

It only works if you add a solemn oath to the swear 🙋🏻‍♂️

[smokin fool]

So seizing the error in my ways I’ve sworn off hard seltzer’s til next sat at noonish
Back to mothers milk

[Mr. Bones]

few things I hate more in this life, an I ain'nt no hater, but dealin with mobile phone keypads as an interface. Not somethin I wish to publically discuss. Goes from Zero to Ugly in like .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00001 nanoseconds.
Sry. Probly My Bad.

[Mr. Bones]

HawkerXP Well, DUH??? Who wouldn't, after summa what rolls on out yer piehole???

[Mr. Bones]

Actually, I have purty skinny fingers, when it's all been said an done...that bein said, they still flubb up, on occasion, Brother.
Rule #1: Don't sweat th little shit...
Rule #2: It's ALL little shit.
Walk on witcher Bad Self, Aigh't?
I gots yer six, amigo...

[HawkerXP]

I know it was me you flagged........

[smokin fool]

I have no defence....
....but the keys on the iPhone are small
and....