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Is this a trap? Lunch in Newport Beach.

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    Is this a trap? Lunch in Newport Beach.

    I sat down for my break as I always do in an unoccupied ballroom. I was eating my Kim Chi and chicken finger ( Bomb chicken made for the pool service by yours truly )as the evidence indicates.

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    I then read a text from Sophia giving me permission to buy a Gasser. As you all know my Ex got the Weber and I have no gasser. I just about fell out of my chair and then it hit me.

    WAIT!! Is this a trap? Does she want a new minivan?

    My spider senses are tingling. Will she be a buttinski and want to use my Primo and kettles next? Will she loose interest after a while? Hmmmm...

    How to proceed?? Attached is the text. You be the judge. I’m cautiously optimistic but may leave early today.

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    #2
    Go for it....but whatever you do, DO NOT DELETE THAT TEXT! You may need it later!

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Amen! Not only document this, but save elsewhere than this device, jic.

    • Jared49
      Jared49 commented
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      You may want to get sworn affidavits from some of us here in “the Pit”!!
      As Sgt. Schultz would say, I know notheeng!!

    • HouseHomey
      HouseHomey commented
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      OG in the house.

    #3
    Ur doomed,,,,,
    set up like I have never heard before
    sounds like a leak in the dam,,,,only gets worse
    1 grill, one tank of gas
    ur done
    shes takin over !!!!!!

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    • HawkerXP
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      Agree!

    #4
    Hurry before she finds out that Blackstone makes a grill top for less than $100 that converts the griddle to a gas grill.

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    • HouseHomey
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      Lmao!

    #5
    Oh man. Sounds like trouble. But what the heck - go for it. Keep the text tho lol

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      #6
      That is either a trap, or her account has been hacked.

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      • HouseHomey
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        She has a different password for every log in. She keeps them in a book not on the phone. Dammit! It’s a trap.

      #7
      Hey. Man up. Show her who's in charge! Come home tonight with the gasser and tell her You got it because you wanted it and Not because she said you could! Set it up and mark your territory before it's to late. Tell her she can have the laundry room but the patio is Yours. If she says anything, tell "soon to be EX 2" get use to it.

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      • klflowers
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        This is funny. I would try that but I’m man enough to admit I am scared of mine

      • HouseHomey
        HouseHomey commented
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        Not a chance!! Brutal man, you need to write books.

      • ofelles
        ofelles commented
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        HouseHomey Hey, talk is cheap and it's easy to take a stand when it's not my battle. 😜
        I'm with klflowers on this.

      #8
      Yup I see a BMW 6 series or C class AMG in your....opps....her future
      Then again if she wants to learn head over to HD and pony up cause she may be the one

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        #9
        I'd have a tech expert check the metadata on the text.

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          #10
          This seems like a time for the Fabian Strategy. Retreat and wear down your enemy until you can vanquish them

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            #11
            You're overthinking this. Assume positive intent and ask her if she wants to go check out some grills tonight and just ignore that part about a small grill.

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            • Steve B
              Steve B commented
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              Never overestimate the thoughts of a woman. 😬
              I know. I have one. 😁😂😂

            • BFlynn
              BFlynn commented
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              5 burners with a rotisserie is "small" right?
              I mean, it doesn't require a trailer mount

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              BFlynn ROFLMAO Brother!

            #12
            Dude, this may be the one time you buy her something she really wants. It's also like that moment when you know you're gonna get in a scuffle and you don't have time to wait and see - hit first. Bad metaphor for marriage, I know. But you need to come home with a new cooker TODAY. He who hesitates is lost. She was on Pinterest and was infected with MCS. Ride that all the way home, brother! I'm a marriage counselor and this is my professional opinion, btw
            Last edited by hoovarmin; June 28, 2020, 03:40 PM.

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            • Donw
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              Wisdom! (Except for that hitting part of course🙂)

            • hoovarmin
              hoovarmin commented
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              The politicaly incorrect therapist - that would make a great SNL skit, Donw

            #13
            Personally I would not complain if she said she'd like to learn a few things. And another cooker because it makes her more comfortable? Even better! Just make sure she's clear that it's the fast and easy grill, not the grill that gets used for everything. Wouldn't want to leave the impression that other cookers are obsolete.

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              #14
              Damn Homey. You in a tough situation here.
              If she’s genuine than your golden. 🙌🙌
              If she has ulterior motives than, well, you can always fly out to NY and I got a place for you. 😁👍👍

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                Or is it? Go for it. Spend some quality time teaching her how to cook on the gasser.



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