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    You know you're eatin' too much when...

    ...your take-out order comes with two sets of plastic ware and you eat it all by yourself.

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    #2
    You can no longer button your pants.

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      #3
      All your pants have elastic stretch waste bands..........

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      • ofelles
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        Hey, I resemble that remark!

      • Craigar
        Craigar commented
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        ...and waist bands are stretched to the max.

      #4
      My neighborhood pub offers a take out special called the smoked meat sampler for two. $20 gets you: fist sized ball of pulled pork, half smoked chicken, smoked sausage link, three bone BB rib rack, with sides of mac and cheese And cole slaw. For two? NOT.

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      • tenphases
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        What da!! Man I need to visit that pub!

      #5
      When one whom you love comments on not being able to hug you cuz somethin in front is gettin in the way.
      You know your in the right direction when that person says “I can hug you again”.

      When a wife says to her husband, “you look pregnant “.
      When you need to work on the lower part of yer grill and ya can’t bend over.
      Last edited by FireMan; June 2, 2020, 04:55 PM.

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      • Steve B
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        Or when you cain’t see. When you have to go. I’ll just leave it at that. 😬

      • JCGrill
        JCGrill commented
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        Steve B could just be cold out.

      • Al S.
        Al S. commented
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        You become a member of the dickie-do club; when your belly sticks out further than...

      #6
      When tying your shoes causes you to break out in a sweat.

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      • Steve B
        Steve B commented
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        Have you been spying on me??
        So true. 🐷

      • klflowers
        klflowers commented
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        I thought that was just me

      • Blues1
        Blues1 commented
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        And you can't breathe...

      #7
      It's the aftermath the next day that was my indictor I might have overdone it. Years ago that was an issue, at my age I do not have the stamina, so I do not have that question anymore.

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        #8
        You eat “just a little“ off the cutting board and realize you just ate most of it.

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          #9
          You find excuses to sleep on the couch because the bedroom is upstairs.

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          • DesertRaider
            DesertRaider commented
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            That could be for more than one reason. Just sayin'.

          • HouseHomey
            HouseHomey commented
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            Nice

          #10
          When I can’t take leftovers to work the next day...

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            #11
            You order a Moo-moo for loungewear

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            • TJMagneto
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              A Moo-moo with cows on it?

            • smokin fool
              smokin fool commented
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              TJMagneto Yeah, why not....and buy the XXXL and still have to have it made bigger

            #12
            When your family is not big on brisket (heathens) but you cook whole briskets anyway!

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              #13
              When ya cain't quite button th top buttons on yer overhauls, much less make it to bed... btdt

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              • texastweeter
                texastweeter commented
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                Hahaha

              #14
              Yer still buying the same amount of food, even though the kids moved out years ago.

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              • FireMan
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                Yeah, like 30 years ago.

              #15
              When, when the world was normal, you order the 48-60oz porterhouse for two and inform the waitress That it’s just for you.

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              • FireMan
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                Isn’t that normal?

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