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Getting me thru the isolation

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    Getting me thru the isolation

    Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!!!

    I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

    My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

    A doctor on a TV talk show this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things that I'd started and hadn't finished.
    Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, than mainder of a bottle Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the cheesecake an a box a chocolates. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

    Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

    These are peanut cartoons I hope it is okay.

    Shangrala's Wisdom Of Peanuts


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    Haha!

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      #3
      All true!

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        #4
        Great post, thanks!

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          #5
          I am liberated. Thank you.

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            #6
            Thanks for boosting my mood. It's always good to smile.

            Kathryn

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              #7
              "And thanks for all the fish"!

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                #8
                Welcome to my world!

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                  #9
                  The second one reminds me of something a friend told me a few years ago...

                  ”You don’t have to attend every argument you’re invited to.”

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                  • TJMagneto
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                    And Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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