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    Bored ? ..... time to play......

    Corrupt - A - Wish

    Some may have entertained this game previously but for those that haven't....

    Basically the first person makes a wish then the next person grants the wish with some kind of loophole.
    Then the second person makes their own wish and the next person corrupts it, and so on

    Example
    Poster 1 "I wish for a taco!"
    Poster 2 "Granted but you have no teeth to eat it"
    "I wish for a personal chef"
    Poster 3 "Granted but he only prepares vegetarian"
    "I wish for......."
    and so on

    Whose first?

    #2
    I wish for hazard pay at the hospital I work at

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    • Dewesq55
      Dewesq55 commented
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      Now you gotta wish, Bonesy!

    • TJMagneto
      TJMagneto commented
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      Granted but you just moved up to another tax bracket.
      I wish that I could get a haircut. Whoops, a little slow on the draw.
      Last edited by TJMagneto; March 31, 2020, 05:47 PM.

    • Dewesq55
      Dewesq55 commented
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      Granted, but it's gotta be a tie dyed Mohawk.
      I wish for a lone Star grillz smoker.

    #3
    Granted but you just developed a fear of fire.
    i wish for a cure to my MCS

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    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Right on Time, Ace! Good One!!!

    • tenphases
      tenphases commented
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      Im getting bored man !!🤣🤣

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Laughter is th Best Medicine, my friend...

    #4
    Originally posted by tenphases View Post
    Granted but you just developed a fear of fire.
    i wish for a cure to my MCS
    Granted but your existing cookers all just rusted out.

    I wish for endless bacon.

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    • tenphases
      tenphases commented
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      Ooof

    #5
    Granted, but the bacon is plant based

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      #6
      I wish for my own private butcher shop and butcher.

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        #7
        Originally posted by Donw View Post
        I wish for my own private butcher shop and butcher.
        Granted, but you are allergic to meat

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        • texastweeter
          texastweeter commented
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          what if it's beyond meat...

        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          Oh, dat's a tough one Brother!
          Ohhhh, to think back, an remember yerself thinkin ya ain't quick-witted, or funny...
          Malarkey, sez I !
          Told ya then, jus followin up, me Boyo!

        • Huskee
          Huskee commented
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          You take that back mister! Lol Mr. Bones

        #8
        I wish every time I wanted to cook on my stickburner or the charcoal cookers the fire was already lit simply upon thinking about it.

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          #9
          Originally posted by Huskee View Post
          I wish every time I wanted to cook on my stickburner or the charcoal cookers the fire was already lit simply upon thinking about it.
          Granted but it is only putting out 100 degrees.

          i wish pulled pork only took 3 hours to make to perfection!

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            #10
            Originally posted by ScottyC13 View Post

            Granted but it is only putting out 100 degrees.

            i wish pulled pork only took 3 hours to make to perfection!




            Granted, but you can only start it at 11pm.

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            • ScottyC13
              ScottyC13 commented
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              You have to make a wish now!

            #11
            I wish I had a bigger deck.

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            • HawkerXP
              HawkerXP commented
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              Wait. What!?! Oh a deck..

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              HawkerXP Yer a Very Naughty Man, Brother!
              P.S.: This is a perfect example of why ya wanna speak a wish very clearly, an make sure ya ain't talkin to a Genie with a hearin impairment lol
              Last edited by Mr. Bones; April 1, 2020, 05:35 PM.

            #12
            Originally posted by Mosca View Post
            I wish I had a bigger deck.
            Granted, but it’s on the back end of a freighter.

            i wish I had a nice big covered bbq deck.
            Last edited by Texas Larry; April 1, 2020, 02:16 PM.

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              #13
              Originally posted by Texas Larry View Post

              Granted, but it’s on the back end of a freighter.

              i wish I had a nice big covered bbq deck.
              Granted...but it's covered in pink tulle.

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              • Texas Larry
                Texas Larry commented
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                Yuk😝!

              #14
              I wish I would win the Gold Medal Giveaway!

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                #15
                Originally posted by Arsenlael View Post
                I wish I would win the Gold Medal Giveaway!
                Granted but the only prize left is a first gen Smoke Fire.

                Wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...
                Last edited by CaptainMike; April 1, 2020, 02:39 PM.

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                • Arsenlael
                  Arsenlael commented
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                  bwah ha ha ha!

                • Andrrr
                  Andrrr commented
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                  That is a effin great answer. Too funny!

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