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    A Sneeze!

    Who woulda known, my further edjamication of our sweet language continues. There wasn’t a new word in the batch but, when put together it is to say the least, impressive. Now I know this is a serious situation that we face, but sometimes we can make a little light of things to relieve some stress & pressure. This is a nugget I found in describing safe distancing we should practice, a description of a sneeze:

    “a short range semi ballistic emission of trajectories, importantly made of multiphase turbulent gas cloud (a puff) that entrains ambient air & traps & carries within clusters of droplets with a continuum of droplet sizes.”

    Wow! When I go achoo that’s what happens? Now the “semi ballistic” I learned as a kid when they was describin missiles. Emission was gleaned from the evil “ anti auto & factory crowd”, oh lest we not forget flatulent bovines. The gas cloud thing did have the (a puff) in it, I didn’t make that up. And the continuum, yes the continuum that we first heard from Star Trek with the “Borg” made it in there as well. Who woulda thought all that in a sneeze.
    Over & out. 🕶

    #2
    Bless you.

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      #3
      "Prepare to be aspirated." Covid-19 Borg saying....

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        #4
        We missed your birthday yesterday.
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        Sort of, anyway...

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        • FireMan
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          Wow, that’s comin from “Rudy”.

        • Huskee
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          I didn't know Sean Astin was that old, but I am happy he's fond of his father.

        • Steve R.
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          I didn't even realize Sean Astin was his son until I saw this, I just remember that dude from the show '24.' FireMan Huskee

        #5
        So, what's in a fart? Nothing I hope!

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        • FireMan
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          I should have added that the statement was fro a Dr. from MIT.
          So, what would they say of a fart.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Jus th passin of th wind...

        #6
        But where did they tell you to sneeze or cough.
        In your sleeve to prevent the spread.
        Than you could elbow bump instead of a hand shake.
        🤷🏼🤷🏼🤷🏼

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