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I Figured Out A Corona Virus Cure...

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    I Figured Out A Corona Virus Cure...

    In true Texas fashion...

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    #2
    Access to guns and ammo is not a problem, where the hell did you get the hand sanitiser?

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    • Craigar
      Craigar commented
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      You can substitute rock salt in lieu of hand sanitizer.

    • ComfortablyNumb
      ComfortablyNumb commented
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      Craigar Yeah, but with double ought buck you only have to deal with them once! ;-)

    • texastweeter
      texastweeter commented
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      I use #4 buck and a gator spread choke. The. 22-25AI is for long pokes. About to build a Lapua .338 in case of zombie steer.

    #3
    You don't need a cure if you don't contract the disease. My current prevention method is when someone gets within ten feet of me I fake a cough and say, "I feel like crap..."

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    • texastweeter
      texastweeter commented
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      Just shoot anyone who comes near the house just in case...

    • ComfortablyNumb
      ComfortablyNumb commented
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      texastweeter I have been doing that long before Corona Virus! ;-)

    #4
    Hospitality ER bought ALL our hand sanitizer at our Kilgore location... Lol

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    • ComfortablyNumb
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      A neighbour went shopping today, no TP or bleach at Wally World.

    • texastweeter
      texastweeter commented
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      ComfortablyNumb Brookshires has plenty of both.

    #5
    Lol, jus be sure to have 14~days smokin meats/sides stocked up, an enjoy th time offa work. That's my plan.

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    • jfmorris
      jfmorris commented
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      Haha good plan Mr. Bones! I've got a deep freeze that needs cleaning out. Maybe now is the time to defrost that prime rib I never smoked for Christmas... or the pork belly I never smoked and froze at Thanksgiving...

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      My workplace has already preemptively sent a few employees of our small (8-man) shop home on mandatory 14 day self isolation. We have to use our own time, though...

    • klflowers
      klflowers commented
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      We hit up Costco a couple of days ago. They were completely out of chicken.

    #6
    I hear there is also a run on ammo!

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    • texastweeter
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      I roll my own, so I wouldn't know.

    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      Awww, Hail...
      I easily gots more than 14 days ammo

    #7
    3 confirmed cases it our county...you would think it was nuclear fallout with how crazy people are acting.

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    • ComfortablyNumb
      ComfortablyNumb commented
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      texastweeter Red Man I've been a confirmed case for years.

    • texastweeter
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      ComfortablyNumb is that why you can't come within 300 yards of a school or Chuck-e-Cheese?

    • ComfortablyNumb
      ComfortablyNumb commented
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      texastweeter I can't get within 300 yards of anything, Nurse Ratched won't let me go anywhere. But one of these days I'm going to steal the bus!

    #8
    PSA a bowl of Texas Red (no damn beans) and a Ziegen Bock have been show to block that watery beer Corona virus...
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    • Mr. Bones
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      I'm reckonin not too many thangs gonna wanna share my bloodstream with th level of capsaicin that is normally present.
      Secondary defense is, I can ramp my alcohol uptake to documented previous levels in my life...certainly wouldn't be my first choice, but I do have experience on my side

    #9
    And toilet paper. Yeah right....what do ya think God almighty made leaves fer? Only ta rake every fall?

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    • EdF
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      That was my suggestion, having used same during a summer I did field agricultural work, and there were woods nearby. Hey, young & stoopid, but had water and soap and a hand digging tool.
      Last edited by EdF; March 15, 2020, 05:09 AM.

    • texastweeter
      texastweeter commented
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      just put the corn back on the cobb...

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