....you can make your wife believe that $16.99/lb. is a good deal.
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... you were on the fence, but are now considering having children just so you can teach them to que.Comment
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...you have an ER doctor and 2 of the clerks who when they see you ask when you're smoking meat again, or who text you at least monthly to ask when, if they haven't seen you in a while.
and on that note... when you have an ER doctor actually encourage you to KEEP smoking.
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When you look at a cut of meat you have never seen before and say "I think that would work with that piece of peach I just got from fruita". And your wife knows what you are talking about.Comment
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When the windbreak you need to cook in Wyoming winters (or any time of the year) costs more than your grill.Comment
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When eating out at a restaurant means sushi or other Asian food. The latter so you can create more interesting global tasting cuisine at home.Comment
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I have a couple co workers that try and tell me how good bbq joints are, and scoff when I tell them that I can’t eat at many, unless it’s a smoker on the side of the road, wout being let down, but, have invited them to cookouts and they didn’t show, and yo are absolutely right about sushi prob my fav food
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When 'Doggy Day Camp' tells you your dog won't eat ANY treats, and you just smile....
Yeah - he's watchin' the grill.
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You're invited to a "garage warming" for a young man fixin to get married and your first thought is to get him a grill. Then you find out they're moving into an apartment that doesn't allow them so you get them an electric smokeless one. From Kohls. True story. Maybe I'll gift him a subscription to AR too.Comment
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You decide what to cook based on what equipment you want to use, not what you or anyone else is hungry for.Comment
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...If you own two or more wireless remote thermometers.
...If you willingly get up at 02:00 to get the brisket on the grill.
...If your cook log book is at least two inches thick.
...If you get pleasure from serving your guests.Comment
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... you wished you would have studied Welding and Metal Fabrication in college instead of or in addition to whatever you majored in so you could build your own quality pit.Comment
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... if, on the 7th of each month, you start hitting refresh on the Gold Medal Giveaway Winners page every five minutes to see if you’ve won.Comment
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