Who Stole My Glove ?

[Troutman]

Please, has anyone seen my other glove? Used my 4 month old Man Law Silicon Gloves to off load a mess of meat from my cooker over the weekend and left them on the outside table. We've got possums and an occasional racoon in the neighborhood so I'm sure one of them varmints drug one of them off, the other one pictured here was in middle of the yard. Probably thought they had a tasty treat. I'm hoppin' mad, just bought those dang things. I'm offering a reward (but less than $30 cuz that's what they cost)

[Huskee]

Got a big lol from me.

[Rod]

Well you can at least narrow the culprit down to a left handed varmint.

[MBMorgan]

Is this it?

[RonB]

The thief is not only black hearted, but also black gloved...

[EdF]

This is a stupid joke that still amuses me. Hope it's not too political.

A Democrat and a Republican are at a reception, and are served a half-glass of water each. The Democrat sez "Why that glass is half empty"! The Republican looks at his and sez "Who stole my water"??

[Buck Flicks]

I spent about 30 minutes going down a google search rabbit hole, trying to find a picture of a raccoon or possum holding a glove. Any glove. That led to other searches and then facebook and now I'm a half hour closer to going home but without any work being done.

[Huskee]

Michael Jackson's alive & cooking....

[ribeyeguy]

Well, I'm in Wisconsin but there was a squirrel outside of my office window today that looked like he was toting a glove. Little fella would have to of made awfully fast tracks to get from Texas to Wisconsin in a few days, especially with a glove in his mouth, but I'll track him down if you want me to.

[BriggsBBQ]

LOL, my French Mastiff "Andre", yep named after Andre the giant at the fingers off of both sets of my grilling gloves. Lucky for me he threw them up the next day after a good walk. I did not even know it grabbed the gloves he routinely opens the door to the garage even if locked (big dog problems).

[BriggsBBQ]

[jecucolo]

If you add a little drool that is what I look 👀 like when I fall asleep on the couch.

[Fire Art]

Jackson Wyoming has not seen it