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  • Darchie03
    Club Member
    • Feb 2016
    • 226
    • In the desert of southern AZ. about 8 miles from a small town.
    • From the old troll, Dave

    My new profession

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  • Karon Adams
    Charter Member
    • Feb 2015
    • 1515
    • Chattanooga TN
    • Karon Adams
      Consort of the Flame
      Cooking is a Sacred Endeavour
      Big Poppa's Drum conversion
      Maverick wireless meat & grill thermometers
      Thermopen Instant Read Thermometer
      Pit IQ blower

    #2
    you GOTTA put them in scrotal implants, too! and, please, oh please, butt implants!!

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    • Henrik
      Henrik commented
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      Didn't even know there were butt implants. Gotta get with the program... :-)

    • HouseHomey
      HouseHomey commented
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      I'm dying!

    • Breadhead
      Breadhead commented
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      I can visualize everyone in a football stadium standing for the National Anthem, except the Kaepernick dude, and then sitting down on the their squeaky butt implants.πŸ˜†
  • Jerod Broussard
    Moderator
    • Jun 2014
    • 9858
    • East Texas
    • Pit Barrel Cooker "Texas Brisket Edition"
      Weber One Touch Premium Copper 22" Kettle (gift)
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber One Touch Premium Black 26" Kettle (gift)
      Slow 'n Sear XL for 26" Kettle (gift)
      Weber Smokey Joe Gold
      Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
      Vortex
      Maverick ET-732 White
      Maverick ET-732 Copper
      2- Auber SYL-1615 fan systems(Awesome!!!!!!!!)
      Thermoworks Thermapen w/ Back light (gift)
      Thermoworks Timestick
      Cambro Model 300MPC110 w/ Winco SS Pans
      B & B and Kingsford Charcoal
      B & B Pellets

    #3
    Scrotal would be VAStly different. (any reference to vas deferens is purely incidental)

    Glute implants would be too much of a pain in the butt

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    • Karon Adams
      Charter Member
      • Feb 2015
      • 1515
      • Chattanooga TN
      • Karon Adams
        Consort of the Flame
        Cooking is a Sacred Endeavour
        Big Poppa's Drum conversion
        Maverick wireless meat & grill thermometers
        Thermopen Instant Read Thermometer
        Pit IQ blower

      #4
      TBH, I have never understood breast implant unless for cancer patients reconstructing. over size is not fun. I had reduction. the Y asked if he could have a doggie bag! I told the doc he should have a bra exchange program, from the reduction patients to the enhancement patients!

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      • Breadhead
        Breadhead commented
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        I sympathize with you... the pain that comes with the extra weight is what all busty women complain about. Personally I've always been a brains fan. Intellectual stimulation lasts forever. The attraction to boobs deminishes in your 30's and 40's.πŸ‘

      • Karon Adams
        Karon Adams commented
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        My maul carrier was telling me a few months ago he was single and looking for the right girls who would be hot & sexy yadda, yadda..... I told him, don't worry about the sex part. that ALWAYS goes away. find someone who can wipe your butt and who's butt you are willing to wipe.

      • Karon Adams
        Karon Adams commented
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        THAT is love. That realization came to me in a rare moment of clarity when my back broke and I looked up and there was the Y sitting, waiting, caring. now sex partner would do that. but love does that.
    • FireMan
      Charter Member
      • Jul 2015
      • 7824
      • Bottom of Winnebago

      #5
      How about a squeaky in the nose? Squeeze the weeze!

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      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 13093
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        #6
        Confucius sez "Woman with large chest will have no trouble setting booby trap.".

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        • Karon Adams
          Karon Adams commented
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          more like 'getting' her booby trap
      • Darchie03
        Club Member
        • Feb 2016
        • 226
        • In the desert of southern AZ. about 8 miles from a small town.
        • From the old troll, Dave

        #7
        Some years ago the bartender where I had stopped for the week end & a friend of hers were talking about the friend getting implants I made the observation that she must have poor self image or low self esteem, & they became rather upset with me.
        Me & my big mouth.
        Dave

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        • FireMan
          Charter Member
          • Jul 2015
          • 7824
          • Bottom of Winnebago

          #8
          Don't get down about it there buddy. You stick to your guns & proceed with your doctorate!

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          • Huskee
            Administrator
            • May 2014
            • 15296
            • central MI, USA
            • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

              Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

              Smokers / Grills
              • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
              • PBC
              • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
              • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
              • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
              • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
              • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
              • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
              • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
              • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

              Thermometers
              • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
              • (7) Maverick ET-732s
              • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
              • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
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              • Thermapen MkII, orange
              • ThermoPop, yellow
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              • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

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              • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
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              Beverages
              • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
              • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
              • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
              • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
              • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
              • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
              • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

              About me
              Real name: Aaron
              Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

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              • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

            #9
            All I can comment on is to take breasts to165.

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            • Steve B
              Steve B commented
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              Hell yes. They would be perfectly moist and firm at that temp. Sign me up. I'm game to make sure they're perfectly done.

            • FireMan
              FireMan commented
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              Oh sure, they'll be firm & plump, but will they squeak? 🀑

            • HouseHomey
              HouseHomey commented
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              Please, no Faux Cambro.
          • ComfortablyNumb
            Club Member
            • May 2017
            • 3396
            • Northeast Washington
            • KBQ C-60
              PK360
              Thermoworks Smoke
              Thermoworks Thermopop
              Thermoworks Dot

            #10
            For some reason this thread reminds me of my days as a student at the Helen Keller School of Gynaecology.....

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            • Darchie03
              Darchie03 commented
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              II went there but was told I was to hands on after the first week & was told to leave.
          • Danjohnston949
            Former Member
            • Dec 2014
            • 4418
            • 1410 9th. St. N, Fargo ND

            #11
            Boys and Girls, Members of "The Pit", One and All! The Things this Poor Old Country Boy Expected to Learn Here❓ Not for LESS Than $25.00/Yr? I may have to Go to the Off-Sale and Get a Quart or Two! Sit Myself Down and Ponder on This before It's Time to take the Test❓ πŸ˜™πŸ€”πŸ™ƒπŸ€”πŸ˜™
            Eat Well and Prosper! From a Backyard Cremator in Fargo ND, Dan

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            • Breadhead
              Banned Former Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 0

              #12
              I LOVE women with BIG brains... I cannot lie!πŸ€—

              Thumbs πŸ‘ On the squeaky toy idea.πŸ˜†

              The problem is that squeaky toy would drive my dog crazy.😬
              Last edited by Breadhead; July 30, 2017, 08:26 AM.

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              • Karon Adams
                Karon Adams commented
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                I can just see that. the squeaky toy in the breast. Mischief gets his squeaky tennis balls and squeaks them himself with his paw, then, he puts it in his mouth and talks via squeak. I can just see him with me having a squeaky in my chest! I'd NEVER get a good night's sleep!

              • Breadhead
                Breadhead commented
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                My dog, Boz, is obsessed with squeaky toys. I would strongly advise anyone with squeaky toys installed in their anatomy to not tempt my dog.😬

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