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How to scare your teenager

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  • boftx
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    • Jul 2014
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    How to scare your teenager

    My wife and I were daydreaming about what we would do with the Lottery money. I mentioned that I wanted a few hundred acres of land with clear lanes of fire.

    My 16yr old said that was scary.

    I told her that she shouldn't be afraid until I built a pit that was big enough to handle a couple of whole hogs at one time.
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    #2
    hehehehe

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    • Ernest
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      • Jul 2014
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      #3
      The scary part is that you aren't joking about the pit. You probably would build that pit. LOL

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      • The Burn
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        • Jul 2014
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        • West Chester, PA
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        #4
        Hey BofT - shouldn't we be welcoming you back from your recent procedure? If so, welcome back!

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        • boftx
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          Thanks! I have to admit I was a bit antsy about this one, but all went well and I'm still smokin'. Already planning on a pork butt for next weekend.

        • fzxdoc
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          Good news, boftx. Congrats on the success of that procedure.

          Kathryn

        • Jon Solberg
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          Glad to hear it bo!
      • az_que
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        • Aug 2014
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        #5
        High ground and clear fields of fire are important to protect your homestead in the even of zombie (or other) apocalypse. And a smoker big enough for a whole hog is big enough for some boyfriend who isn't respectful of your little girl. I have two girls, little ones, but I am not looking forward to the day they decide to discover boys.

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        • boftx
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          Don't worry, they'll be the same as you were at that age.

          When my oldest daughter brought her live-in boyfriend over to meet me for the first time I shook his hand and said "You're [sleeping with] my daughter." She kicked my leg so hard I thought she broke my ankle but it was over a year before he called me anything but "sir" or "Mr. Bacon".
          Last edited by boftx; October 19, 2014, 10:54 PM.

        • az_que
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          hahaha

          For real though, a fella courting a man's daughter should be like a recruit at boot camp - every sentence starts and ends with 'sir.'
      • David Parrish
        Founding Member - Pit Boss Emeritus
        • May 2014
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        • Charlotte, NC

        #6
        I'm just thankful I have two boys. 😀

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        • Jon Solberg
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          amen to that

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