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  • Panhead John
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    ,.,
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  • Clark
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    I'm so old that I remember when that was the latest "wonder drug".
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  • gcdmd
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    Bubba and Boudreaux, Ole and Sven: Were any of them aggies?
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  • Bogy
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    jharner, you got that one wrong again. It's Ole and Sven! And they were in the bank trying to get loans! Stupid doesn't have boundaries!
    Last edited by Bogy; Yesterday, 11:20 PM.
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  • Panhead John
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    I would too Slayer? 👎
  • jharner
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    Best known as monkey blood
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  • Mr. Bones
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    Panhead John

    Ha! LOL!!!

    Whatta Rube, I only bought 9, Brother!

    Happy Turkey Day, wait a few years til I git back Down Home, Good Lord willin, an th crick don't rise...

    If all systems still Check "GO", at that point, reckon ya'll be seein me, down yer way, now an again...
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  • jharner
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    Mosca's joke reminds me of a Bubba and Boudreaux joke. Bubba and Boudreaux were sugarcane farmers in south Louisiana. Times were tough and they heard that there was big money to be made in New York City, so off they went. They get to New York go into the first employment agency they see. Boudreaux goes in and explains his history and comes out with out a job. Bubba goes in and does the same but comes out excited and says I start Monday. Boudreaux is confused - how did Bubba get a job and I didn't. The office manager explained - Bubba is a Pilot . Boudreaux yells " But he cain't pile it till I cut it"
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  • jharner
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    To bad that filter fits a FORD
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  • Panhead John
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    Now you tell me! I’ve got 36 of em!
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  • Mr. Bones
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    2bogy Brother, jus be thankful it ain't in th front, where yer Beloved Cowboy Hat irritates it alla th time!

    I have, over a period of nigh onto 60 years, found th gills to be a right Godsend, though lol!
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    Hey Panhead John Here's some advice for you:

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  • Bogy
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    Mr. Bones I do sometimes wonder where that third eye in the back of my head came from?
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  • Mr. Bones
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    Could be true, haveta try such, but me???

    Ah'ma need me a MUCH BIGGER filter lol!!!!!
    Last edited by Mr. Bones; Yesterday, 08:31 PM.
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  • Mr. Bones
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    Yup, Bogy ,in HS they passed round th merc; we all dumped some out on our desks, played with it a bit, an passed it on...

    Plus Side to alla that: Look how dang dang well we all turned out lol
    Last edited by Mr. Bones; Yesterday, 08:28 PM. Reason: eemotikawn errer
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