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  • Bogy
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    Our number was digit different than one of the funeral homes on town. We'd get calls at 3 in the morning to come pick up a body. Dad, also a pastor, would say. "No, I'm the next call you need to nake." Or something like that. 😉
  • JimLinebarger
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    Answer to the first question is "The rooster".
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  • JimLinebarger
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    ComfortablyNumb Well our phone number was BR-550. Some used car lot had the number before ours.
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  • treesmacker
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    I don't know the difference either, so I guess I don't get it! Hmmmm.
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  • Mr. Bones
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    Oh, this one is Very Tasty, Brother!!!
    LMAO!!!
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  • Mr. Bones
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    So Cool!

    So, now, There's 2 ComfortablyNumb s ridin th trails?

    Mind.Blown.

    RonB
    Last edited by Mr. Bones; Yesterday, 07:58 PM. Reason: pluralization fouled my tag, keereckted, hopefully...
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  • Mr. Bones
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    That there Bubba is straight up, head on, dead set on makin him some cued yardbird...
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  • 58limited
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    Well, I know he's not from SE Texas, we have our duck hunting and surf fishing waders for these kinds of emergencies.
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  • ComfortablyNumb
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    RonB You are correct. I'm prehistoric, but it doesn't show.

    Our birthDAYS were two days apart. There were a a bit more difference in our birthYEARS.
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  • RonB
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    You don't look 81 un your avatar...
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  • ComfortablyNumb
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    JimLinebarger Oh, you had one of them modern ones! We had to turn a crank and wait for the operator to ask how to place our call.
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    Do you know what the battery said to the bag of corn chips?

    "I'm Eveready, are you Frito Lay?"

    (Told to me today in a clinic waiting room by an 81 year old fellow who not only had the same exact name as me, but our birthdays were only two days apart)
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