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Some Of Our Favorite
Tools And Toys

These are not ads. These are products we love and highly recommend. Click here to read more about our medals and what they mean.

 

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Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts

Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

maverick PT55 thermometer

A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there

If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

slow n sear

The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool

Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

the good one grill

The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

Click here to read our complete review

The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

the good one grill

The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

Click here to read our complete review

Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

Click here to read our detailed review and to order

Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only 9 delivered to your door!

Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them

The Swiss Army Knife Of Thermometers

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The smart folks at ThermoWorks have finally done it: The Swiss Army Knife of thermometers, two in one. Start with the industry standard food thermometer, the Thermapen MK4, (Platinum Medal winner) truly instant (2 to 3 seconds) precise (+ or – 0.7°F). Then they built in an infrared thermometer ideal for measuring the temps of pizza stones, griddles, and frying pans (also great for finding leaks around doors and windows in your house).

Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal.

Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

Click here to read our detailed review and to order

The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

NK-22-Ck Grill

Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

Click here for more about what makes this grill special

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G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

Click here to read our detailed review

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GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

grill grates

GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

Click here for more about what makes these grates so special

kareubequ bbq smoker

Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

Click here for our review of this superb smoker

Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

masterbuilt gas smoker

The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

Click here to read our detailed review

Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

masterbuilt gas smoker

Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

Click here to read our detailed review and to order

PK 360 grill

Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only

Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

fireboard bbq thermometer

With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

Click here to read our detailed review

Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

Click here to read our detailed review and to order

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Mr. Bones commented
      July 12th, 2019, 07:26 PM
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      One of th funniest I have heared in a loonngg time, Brother!

      Thanks to th sweet, merciful heavens that Smokey, he cain't text!!!!

      (leastwise, not yet...he is decidedly way too dang observant, intelligent, an clever...
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  • Top | #1457
    This one is from a weekly newsletter I receive from our local seafood purveyor:

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      • Mr. Bones
        #1458.1
        Mr. Bones commented
        July 12th, 2019, 01:44 PM
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        Oh, now that's jus Hilarious, Brother ! LMAO!!!
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    • Top | #1459
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      • Mr. Bones
        #1459.2
        Mr. Bones commented
        July 13th, 2019, 08:30 AM
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        Yup! +1
      • gcdmd
        #1459.3
        gcdmd commented
        July 17th, 2019, 12:37 PM
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        Insanity is hereditary--You get it from your children.

        Of course, chances are, that if your parents didn't have children, you won't, either.
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      • RonB
        #1459.4
        RonB commented
        July 17th, 2019, 02:05 PM
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        gcdmd - your comment about children reminded me of a book I read as a teen. The name was "My Brother was an Only Child".Two chapters I remember - one entire chapter was "To He_double_ hockey sticks with chapter 17. Every darn book you pick up has a chapter 17. The other was "Slow to 60 - bridge out".
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    • Top | #1460
      Did you hear about the carpenter who lost his tools in a poker game? Turns out he was a saw loser.
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      • holehogg
        #1460.1
        holehogg commented
        July 13th, 2019, 06:50 AM
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        Who wood of thought. He made out he was a cut above the rest but failed to nail it and thsts the plane truth.
        Saw looser.
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    • Top | #1461
      Howdy.

      Smelt of yer campfire, an moseyed on in...

      Perciate th coffee, amigos...hits th spot, after a long day's ride, an that's a fact...

      Please, tell me, that there ain't ribs I smell a boilin, yonder, now is it, 'friends'?????
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      • Bogy
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        Bogy commented
        July 16th, 2019, 09:29 AM
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        Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
        You been out ridin' fences for so long now
        Oh, you're a hard one
        But I know that you got your reasons
        These things that are pleasin' you
        Can hurt you somehow
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      • jecucolo
        #1461.4
        jecucolo commented
        July 16th, 2019, 04:59 PM
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        Don’t you play the queen of diamond she’ll get you if she’s able
        The queen of hearts is always your best bet...
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      • Thunder77
        #1461.5
        Thunder77 commented
        July 16th, 2019, 07:21 PM
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        Easy money
        Faithless women
        Red-eye whiskey for the pain
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    • Top | #1462
      They said "Do what you love and the money will follow"
      So I lit a fire and I'm drinking beer...... now I wait
      While waiting I got thinking it's disgusting how vegans drink water.
      That's a fish's home



      I was was returning something at my local supermarket the other day and a woman in front of me was returning a disposable braai. Since is has already been opened, the assistant asked why she was returning it, upon which she replied, ‘Well… there’s no meat in it!’
      The assistant calmly explained that the disposable braai was simply to braai the food and it did not actually include any meat.
      Before she could turn to leave, the assistant checked the receipt and sarcasticly asked: “I see there are 3 braais on here, aren’t you returning the other two as well?”

      “I can’t…”, said the lady, “they are at home in the freezer”.
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      • Top | #1463
        Morning chuckle
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        • Top | #1464
          If a politician claims to be a straight shooter, does he have delusions of candor??
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          • JimLinebarger
            #1464.1
            JimLinebarger commented
            July 16th, 2019, 08:13 PM
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            Wouldn't that depend upon their caliber of character? And who they are targeting?
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        • Top | #1465
          I ran across this and thought I would share. Apologies if his language offends any one, but he makes some good points.

          https://www.facebook.com/8528368621/...15&v=e&sfns=mo
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          • Top | #1466
            In the bathroom at the restaurant I was at last night there was a sign that read
            "Employees must wash hands"
            I found it very degrading!
            I'm quite capable of washing my own hands.
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            • jecucolo
              #1466.1
              jecucolo commented
              July 17th, 2019, 05:11 PM
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              Perspective...
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            • ofelles
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              ofelles commented
              July 18th, 2019, 10:50 AM
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              a groaner!
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            • gcdmd
              #1467.2
              gcdmd commented
              July 19th, 2019, 01:17 PM
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              They're getting worse.
            • Bogy
              #1467.3
              Bogy commented
              July 19th, 2019, 01:25 PM
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              Hey, I resemble that remark!
          • Top | #1468
            Faceapp gone right.
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            • Top | #1469
              Last night I shouted into a colander and today my voice is a little strained.
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              • RonB
                #1469.1
                RonB commented
                July 19th, 2019, 06:04 AM
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                And so is your humor...
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              • ComfortablyNumb
                #1469.2
                ComfortablyNumb commented
                July 19th, 2019, 07:04 AM
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                You got what you deserved. I mean really, why would a fellow shout into a colander? And it's winter, so you can't blame the heat.
              • holehogg
                #1469.3
                holehogg commented
                July 19th, 2019, 09:10 AM
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                ComfortablyNumb it wasn't shredding the cheese like it's meant to.
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              • ComfortablyNumb
                #1470.2
                ComfortablyNumb commented
                July 19th, 2019, 12:11 PM
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                Yep, it's all about the 'tone'.

                Unless it's 'that dress makes you look fat'. Then tone doesn't matter.
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              • gcdmd
                #1470.3
                gcdmd commented
                July 19th, 2019, 01:20 PM
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                Maybe he can exercise the 30 day return warranty before it's too late.
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              • RonB
                #1470.4
                RonB commented
                July 19th, 2019, 03:13 PM
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                gcdmd - Now you tell me there was a return period. You are 43 years too late...
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