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    • Mr. Bones
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      One of th funniest I have heared in a loonngg time, Brother!

      Thanks to th sweet, merciful heavens that Smokey, he cain't text!!!!

      (leastwise, not yet...he is decidedly way too dang observant, intelligent, an clever...

    This one is from a weekly newsletter I receive from our local seafood purveyor:

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Oh, now that's jus Hilarious, Brother ! LMAO!!!

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Yup! +1

      • gcdmd
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        Insanity is hereditary--You get it from your children.

        Of course, chances are, that if your parents didn't have children, you won't, either.

      • RonB
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        gcdmd - your comment about children reminded me of a book I read as a teen. The name was "My Brother was an Only Child".Two chapters I remember - one entire chapter was "To He_double_ hockey sticks with chapter 17. Every darn book you pick up has a chapter 17. The other was "Slow to 60 - bridge out".

      Did you hear about the carpenter who lost his tools in a poker game? Turns out he was a saw loser.

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      • holehogg
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        Who wood of thought. He made out he was a cut above the rest but failed to nail it and thsts the plane truth.
        Saw looser.

      Howdy.

      Smelt of yer campfire, an moseyed on in...

      Perciate th coffee, amigos...hits th spot, after a long day's ride, an that's a fact...

      Please, tell me, that there ain't ribs I smell a boilin, yonder, now is it, 'friends'?????
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      • jecucolo
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        Don’t you play the queen of diamond she’ll get you if she’s able
        The queen of hearts is always your best bet...

      • Thunder77
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        Easy money
        Faithless women
        Red-eye whiskey for the pain

      • Mr. Bones
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        https://youtu.be/nrw7VEwerfs

        Thunder77
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 26, 2021, 07:40 PM.

      They said "Do what you love and the money will follow"
      So I lit a fire and I'm drinking beer...... now I wait
      While waiting I got thinking it's disgusting how vegans drink water.
      That's a fish's home



      I was was returning something at my local supermarket the other day and a woman in front of me was returning a disposable braai. Since is has already been opened, the assistant asked why she was returning it, upon which she replied, ‘Well… there’s no meat in it!’
      The assistant calmly explained that the disposable braai was simply to braai the food and it did not actually include any meat.
      Before she could turn to leave, the assistant checked the receipt and sarcasticly asked: “I see there are 3 braais on here, aren’t you returning the other two as well?”

      “I can’t…”, said the lady, “they are at home in the freezer”.

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        Morning chuckle
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          If a politician claims to be a straight shooter, does he have delusions of candor??

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          • JimLinebarger
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            Wouldn't that depend upon their caliber of character? And who they are targeting?

          I ran across this and thought I would share. Apologies if his language offends any one, but he makes some good points.

          https://www.facebook.com/8528368621/...15&v=e&sfns=mo

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            In the bathroom at the restaurant I was at last night there was a sign that read
            "Employees must wash hands"
            I found it very degrading!
            I'm quite capable of washing my own hands.

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            • jecucolo
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              Perspective...

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            • ofelles
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              a groaner!

            • gcdmd
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              They're getting worse.

            • Bogy
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              Hey, I resemble that remark!

            Faceapp gone right.
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              Last night I shouted into a colander and today my voice is a little strained.

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              • RonB
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                And so is your humor...

              • ComfortablyNumb
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                You got what you deserved. I mean really, why would a fellow shout into a colander? And it's winter, so you can't blame the heat.

              • holehogg
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                ComfortablyNumb it wasn't shredding the cheese like it's meant to.

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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                Yep, it's all about the 'tone'.

                Unless it's 'that dress makes you look fat'. Then tone doesn't matter.

              • gcdmd
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                Maybe he can exercise the 30 day return warranty before it's too late.

              • RonB
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                gcdmd - Now you tell me there was a return period. You are 43 years too late...

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