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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 10673
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    Where did Captain Hook buy his hook at?

    The second hand store.

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    • gcdmd
      Charter Member
      • Sep 2014
      • 894
      • The Republic of Texas

      Click image for larger version  Name:	image_90349.jpg Views:	1 Size:	71.7 KB ID:	686585 Beggin' Beggin' Strips not allowed
      Last edited by gcdmd; May 28th, 2019, 07:47 PM.

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      • Thunder77
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        🤣🤣🤣
    • HawkerXP
      Club Member
      • Jul 2016
      • 3907
      • Northern Virginia
      • 3 Weber kettles, and a PBC
        Thermopop
        Dot w two probes
        Slo n Sear
        Cold beer

      hello
      Last edited by HawkerXP; June 3rd, 2019, 10:18 AM.

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      • HawkerXP
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        gcdmd I posted "Duplicate" because what I had posted was a duplicate of another. I wasn't making a comment about yours. I erased the content but couldn't figure out how to remove post.Sorry for any confusion and or disrespect.. ComfortablyNumb

      • gcdmd
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        No problem, @HawkerXP

        I always try to keep things light, hence the :-)

      • HawkerXP
        HawkerXP commented
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        Cool. thanks. gcdmd
    • jecucolo
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 1177
      • Schertz Texas
      • Pit Barrel Cooker
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
        Maverick ET-732
        Kingsford Original Charcoal
        Kingsford Competition Charcoal
        Anova Sous Vide

      To whoever invented autocorrect
      There is a special place in hello for you!

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      • surfdog
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        Like I always say, "Autocorrect, I'm getting real tired of your shirt!"
    • radshop
      Charter Member
      • Mar 2015
      • 324
      • Orange County CA
      • Lone Star Grillz 20x36 offset
        Weber 26" kettle
        PK Classic
        Weber Genesis gas grill
        Lodge Sportsman Grill
        Weber Smokey Joe Silver
        Smoke Hollow 44 gas smoker
        Cheapo Brinkmann charcoal smoker with DIY propane conversion

      Not so much a joke, but a true story that happened to me a while back...

      Driving through downtown L.A. on the I-5, traffic was heavy but moving along. The sun's position was such that I could see the silhouettes of people in the vehicle ahead of me. There seemed to be a lot of passengers jammed in the back seat of that sedan - 5 or more people sitting practically on top of each other, nice and still.

      Then suddenly they all started moving - a lot. One of the people in the middle jumped all the way across to the left side, and then disappeared below the window. Another one ducked down out of sight, too, then popped back up, then back down. The others were bouncing and swaying like crazy. At first I didn't know what to think, then I started wondering if that was what I thought it might be. Nudge nudge wink wink. It's L.A. after all. Hemmed in by traffic on both sides, I watch and wonder for a few minutes, then suddenly all the commotion stops and everyone sits up nice and still.

      Another 10 minutes or so pass. I'm still behind the same car, and the passengers are sitting perfectly still. Then all heck breaks loose again, just like before. This time the lane to my left is moving a little faster, so I merge over and start to pull alongside. As I get just close enough to sneak a look in the back seat, the driver flicks a cigarette butt out and closes his window. And the tethered helium balloons behind him go still.

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        Another true story. Guy I worked with was sitting in traffic and the guy in front of him was obviously annoyed every time a motorcycle lane split by him. So here comes another bike, the guy rolls down his window and tosses the contents of his ash tray out just as it passes. The CHP on the bike stops, makes him get out and pick up every butt while he wrote the citation.
    • jecucolo
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 1177
      • Schertz Texas
      • Pit Barrel Cooker
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
        Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
        Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
        Maverick ET-732
        Kingsford Original Charcoal
        Kingsford Competition Charcoal
        Anova Sous Vide

      Just found out Yoda’s last name...
      Layheehoo

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      • Thunder77
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        🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣
    • JoeSousa
      Club Member
      • Sep 2016
      • 555
      • Spokane, WA

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      • JimLinebarger
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        This would make vegans laugh! And if they don't, funk them! Stupid autocorrect!
    • Thunder77
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 2486
      • Halethorpe, MD
      • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

      Apologies if I have posted this before, but I like this one!
      Attached Files

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      • Mr. Bones
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        Ahhhh-Whoooooooooo!
        Draw Blood!

      • Donw
        Donw commented
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        Okay I give up. I’ve been revisiting this comic for 6 days now and I still don’t get it. I need an explanation please🙁

      • Donw
        Donw commented
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        Okay, it took some searching. I need to learn some song lyrics I suppose.🙂
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 10673
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

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      • ComfortablyNumb
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        I once lost 100 pounds at a British casino, only took a couple of hours....
    • Potkettleblack
      Club Member
      • Jun 2016
      • 1778
      • Chicago, IL
      • Grill: Grilla Original / Weber Genesis EP-330
        Thermometers: Thermapen / iGrill 2 / Fireboard
        For Smoke: Chunks / Pellet Tube / Mo Pouch
        Sous Vide: Joule / Nomiku WiFi
        Disqus: Le Chef - (something something something)

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      • holehogg
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 1537
        • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

        Checking the back of my TV this morning I read on a label "built in antenna"
        Googled to find the place but came up empty handed.

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        • RonB
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          I'm pretty sure it's located in China...

        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
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          You can get there from here, but don't expect a good reception. But I hear the food is good.
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 10673
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        Oh Spinaker :

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        • holehogg
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          Kids I mean calves milking the situation

        • Spinaker
          Spinaker commented
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          Yes!!!!! Now this is one for the ages!

        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
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          If they are not careful, they could make her pretty mad. Kids better hoof it off to bed before she has to tell them one moo time.
      • Polarbear777
        Club Member
        • Sep 2016
        • 1289

        If you are getting an in-line water heater, be nice to the installer. That’s a tankless job.

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        • jbones
          Club Member
          • Aug 2017
          • 28
          • Red Wing, MN
          • Who says smoking is bad for you?

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          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1177
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            What do you call a chicken that counts her own eggs?
            a mathemachicken...

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            • JimLinebarger
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              Before or after they hatch?

            • ComfortablyNumb
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              Does she use a cluckulator?

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          These are products we have tested, won our top awards, and are highly recommend. Click here to read how we test, about our medals, and what they mean.

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          Many merchants pay us a small referral fee when you click our links and purchase from them. On Amazon it works on everything from grills to diapers, they never tell us what you bought, it has zero impact on the price you pay, but has a major impact on our ability to improve this site! If you like AmazingRibs.com, please save this link and use it every time you go to Amazon

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          Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

          Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


          Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

          maverick PT55 thermometer

          A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

          Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


          If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

          slow n sear

          The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

          Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


          Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

          the good one grill

          The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

          Click here to read our complete review


          The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

          the good one grill

          The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

          Click here to read our complete review


          Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

          Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

          The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

          Click here to read our detailed review and to order


          Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

          The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

          The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

          Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


          The Swiss Army Knife Of Thermometers

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          The smart folks at ThermoWorks have finally done it: The Swiss Army Knife of thermometers, two in one. Start with the industry standard food thermometer, the Thermapen MK4, (Platinum Medal winner) truly instant (2 to 3 seconds) precise (+ or – 0.7°F). Then they built in an infrared thermometer ideal for measuring the temps of pizza stones, griddles, and frying pans (also great for finding leaks around doors and windows in your house).

          Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal.


          Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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          Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

          Click here to read our detailed review and to order


          The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

          NK-22-Ck Grill

          Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

          Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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          G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

          Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

          If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

          Click here to read our detailed review

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          GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

          grill grates

          GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

          Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


          kareubequ bbq smoker

          Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

          The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

          Click here for our review of this superb smoker


          Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

          masterbuilt gas smoker

          The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

          Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

          Click here to read our detailed review


          Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

          masterbuilt gas smoker

          Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

          Click here to read our detailed review and to order


          PK 360 grill

          Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

          The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

          Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

          Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only


          Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

          fireboard bbq thermometer

          With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

          Click here to read our detailed review


          Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

          Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

          Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

          Click here to read our detailed review and to order