Welcome!


This is a membership forum. As a guest, you can click around a bit. View 5 pages for free. If you would like to participate, please join.

[ Pitmaster Club Information | Join Now | Login | Contact Us ]

There are 4 page views remaining.

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Jokes!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Where did Captain Hook buy his hook at?

    The second hand store.

    Comment


      Click image for larger version  Name:	image_90349.jpg Views:	1 Size:	71.7 KB ID:	686585 Beggin' Beggin' Strips not allowed
      Last edited by gcdmd; May 28, 2019, 07:47 PM.

      Comment


      • Thunder77
        Thunder77 commented
        Editing a comment
        🤣🤣🤣

      hello
      Last edited by HawkerXP; June 3, 2019, 10:18 AM.

      Comment


      • HawkerXP
        HawkerXP commented
        Editing a comment
        gcdmd I posted "Duplicate" because what I had posted was a duplicate of another. I wasn't making a comment about yours. I erased the content but couldn't figure out how to remove post.Sorry for any confusion and or disrespect.. ComfortablyNumb

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
        Editing a comment
        No problem, @HawkerXP

        I always try to keep things light, hence the :-)

      • HawkerXP
        HawkerXP commented
        Editing a comment
        Cool. thanks. gcdmd

      To whoever invented autocorrect
      There is a special place in hello for you!

      Comment


      • surfdog
        surfdog commented
        Editing a comment
        Like I always say, "Autocorrect, I'm getting real tired of your shirt!"

      Not so much a joke, but a true story that happened to me a while back...

      Driving through downtown L.A. on the I-5, traffic was heavy but moving along. The sun's position was such that I could see the silhouettes of people in the vehicle ahead of me. There seemed to be a lot of passengers jammed in the back seat of that sedan - 5 or more people sitting practically on top of each other, nice and still.

      Then suddenly they all started moving - a lot. One of the people in the middle jumped all the way across to the left side, and then disappeared below the window. Another one ducked down out of sight, too, then popped back up, then back down. The others were bouncing and swaying like crazy. At first I didn't know what to think, then I started wondering if that was what I thought it might be. Nudge nudge wink wink. It's L.A. after all. Hemmed in by traffic on both sides, I watch and wonder for a few minutes, then suddenly all the commotion stops and everyone sits up nice and still.

      Another 10 minutes or so pass. I'm still behind the same car, and the passengers are sitting perfectly still. Then all heck breaks loose again, just like before. This time the lane to my left is moving a little faster, so I merge over and start to pull alongside. As I get just close enough to sneak a look in the back seat, the driver flicks a cigarette butt out and closes his window. And the tethered helium balloons behind him go still.

      Comment


      • ComfortablyNumb
        ComfortablyNumb commented
        Editing a comment
        Another true story. Guy I worked with was sitting in traffic and the guy in front of him was obviously annoyed every time a motorcycle lane split by him. So here comes another bike, the guy rolls down his window and tosses the contents of his ash tray out just as it passes. The CHP on the bike stops, makes him get out and pick up every butt while he wrote the citation.

      Just found out Yoda’s last name...
      Layheehoo

      Comment


      • Thunder77
        Thunder77 commented
        Editing a comment
        🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣

      Click image for larger version

Name:	FB_IMG_1559349821674.jpg
Views:	142
Size:	26.5 KB
ID:	688166

      Comment


      • JimLinebarger
        JimLinebarger commented
        Editing a comment
        This would make vegans laugh! And if they don't, funk them! Stupid autocorrect!

      Apologies if I have posted this before, but I like this one!
      Attached Files

      Comment


      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
        Editing a comment
        Ahhhh-Whoooooooooo!
        Draw Blood!

      • Donw
        Donw commented
        Editing a comment
        Okay I give up. I’ve been revisiting this comic for 6 days now and I still don’t get it. I need an explanation please🙁

      • Donw
        Donw commented
        Editing a comment
        Okay, it took some searching. I need to learn some song lyrics I suppose.🙂

      Click image for larger version

Name:	lose_weight.jpg
Views:	186
Size:	58.1 KB
ID:	689622

      Comment


      • ComfortablyNumb
        ComfortablyNumb commented
        Editing a comment
        I once lost 100 pounds at a British casino, only took a couple of hours....

      Click image for larger version

Name:	9FE7DCDD-F110-4A28-AA19-7EDE44DC62DE.jpeg
Views:	150
Size:	50.9 KB
ID:	690155 Parking for pitmasters.

      Comment


        Checking the back of my TV this morning I read on a label "built in antenna"
        Googled to find the place but came up empty handed.

        Comment


        • RonB
          RonB commented
          Editing a comment
          I'm pretty sure it's located in China...

        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
          Editing a comment
          You can get there from here, but don't expect a good reception. But I hear the food is good.

        Oh Spinaker :

        Click image for larger version

Name:	bedtime.png
Views:	164
Size:	203.0 KB
ID:	690431

        Comment


        • holehogg
          holehogg commented
          Editing a comment
          Kids I mean calves milking the situation

        • Spinaker
          Spinaker commented
          Editing a comment
          Yes!!!!! Now this is one for the ages!

        • JimLinebarger
          JimLinebarger commented
          Editing a comment
          If they are not careful, they could make her pretty mad. Kids better hoof it off to bed before she has to tell them one moo time.

        If you are getting an in-line water heater, be nice to the installer. That’s a tankless job.

        Comment


          Click image for larger version

Name:	Mind your own business.jpg
Views:	115
Size:	12.2 KB
ID:	690918

          Comment


            What do you call a chicken that counts her own eggs?
            a mathemachicken...

            Comment


            • JimLinebarger
              JimLinebarger commented
              Editing a comment
              Before or after they hatch?

            • ComfortablyNumb
              ComfortablyNumb commented
              Editing a comment
              Does she use a cluckulator?

          Announcement

          Collapse
          No announcement yet.
          Working...
          X
          false
          0
          Guest
          500
          ["pitmaster-my-membership","login","join-pitmaster","lostpw","reset-password","special-offers","help","nojs","meat-ups","gifts","authaau-alpha","ebooklogin-start","alpha","start"]
          false
          false
          {"count":0,"link":"/forum/announcements/","debug":""}
          Yes
          Rubs Promo
          Meat-Up in Memphis