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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 310
    • North Central Iowa
    • Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    Ole’s out duck hunting, when a loon flies over. Ole shoots, Bang, Bang, Bang, and the loon keeps on flying. A few minutes later a game warden comes out of the brush, and says to Ole, “Do you have a hunting license?”
    “Ya, sure I do!” says Ole.
    “Is there a duck stamp attached to that license?” asks the game warden.
    “Ya, dere is!” says Ole.
    “Well, let me remind you that we are in the great state of Minnesota, and the loon is the official bird of the great state of Minnesota, and had you shot that loon just now you would be in a lot of trouble. I would have not only given you a very expensive ticket, I would have confiscated your gun and your pickup truck, and you might also have been looking at some jail time. You just remember that the next time a loon flies over you,” the game warden says.
    “Yes sir, I vill remember dat!” says Ole.
    The game warden leaves, but comes back just a few minutes later. He says to Ole, “Look, I have a question to ask you, and you can answer without any fear of penalty, because I will not have witnessed anything, or have any evidence, but I’ve been a citizen of Minnesota for over 40 years, and I’ve been a game warden for over 20 years, and in all that time I have never shot a loon, so I gotta ask you, have you ever shot a loon?”
    “Ya,” says Ole, “I have shot a loon.”
    “Did you eat that loon?” the warden asks.
    “Ya,” says Ole, “I have eaten a loon.”
    “Well, what does a loon taste like?” asks the warden.
    “Vell, a loon is kinda tough and gamey. I tink the best I can describe it is dat it’s kind uv a cross between a whooping crane and a bald eagle.”

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    • gcdmd
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      Love it. It reminds me of a variation in which Ole and a bunch of the boys are talking about how their wives prepare ducks. One says his wife's version tastes like chicken, another pheasant, etc., at which point Oley says that when Lena cooks duck it tastes like loon.

    • jecucolo
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      That’s a good one! Thanks
  • jbones
    Club Member
    • Aug 2017
    • 28
    • Red Wing, MN
    • Who says smoking is bad for you?

    Two dyslexics walk into a bra..

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    • jbones
      Club Member
      • Aug 2017
      • 28
      • Red Wing, MN
      • Who says smoking is bad for you?

      The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking. But it was the invention of the wheel that got things rolling.

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      • jbones
        Club Member
        • Aug 2017
        • 28
        • Red Wing, MN
        • Who says smoking is bad for you?

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        • Keiferr
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 956
          • Southeast Michigan

          Stolen from Fakebook;

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          • CaptainMike
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 2068
            • The Great State of Jefferson
            • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill w/SnS and DnG (Spartacus)
              Old school big'ol Traeger w/Pro controller (Big Tex)
              2 W22's w/SnS, DnG (1 black, 1 copper) (Minions 1 and 2)
              20+ y/o many times rebuilt Weber Genesis w/GrillGrates (Gas Passer)
              20 x 30 Santa Maria grill (Maria, duh)
              Bradley cabinet smoker (Pepper Gomez)
              36" Blackstone griddle (The Black Beauty)
              Fireboard
              Thermoworks Smoke and Thermapen.

            On the heels of a wisecrack about "smoking a fatty":

            So this monkey is sitting up on a branch in a tree smoking a big ole fatty. This lizard strolls by, looks up and says, "Hey man, whatchya doing?" The monkey looks down and says, "Man, I got some pretty good stuff here! Come up and join me!" So the lizard climbs up the tree and they are puffing away. In a little bit they lizard says, "Man, I got some cotton-mouth something fierce! I'm going to go the river and get a drink." So the lizard meanders over to the river's edge and leans over to take and drink. He's so crunched he falls in. An alligator sees this and comes over helping the lizard out of the river. The lizard is very thankful for the alligator's help. The alligator says, "Man, what's going on?" The lizard says, "Man, I've been smoking a joint with this monkey over in a tree and I guess I was more stoned than I thought and I fell in when I went to get a drink. The alligator asks, "Where is this?" The lizard points over to a tree and the alligator walks over and looks up in the tree. Sure enough, there's a monkey up there puffing away. The alligator says, "Hey man!" The monkey looks down and says, "DUDE! How much water did you drink???"

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            • Thunder77
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              🤣🤣
          • IowaGirl
            Club Member
            • Dec 2018
            • 386
            • Northeast Iowa, USA

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            • Donw
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              Now that is funny!

            • IowaGirl
              IowaGirl commented
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              Thanks to my hubby for finding this one for your and my delectation.

              I was tempted to put this in the "Road Webers II" thread (https://pitmaster.amazingribs.com/fo...road-webers-ll) but thought it worked better here.

            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there! 😂😂
          • surfdog
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 473
            • Sunny SoCal
            • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

            I hate it when I think I’m buying ORGANIC vegetables, but when I get home they’re just REGULAR donuts. O_o

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 10696
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              Today I thought of a color that doesn’t exist…

              But then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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              • Foehn Watts
                Foehn Watts commented
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                Sssssss!

              • Spinaker
                Spinaker commented
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                Too good!
            • EdF
              EdF
              Club Member
              • Jul 2016
              • 3140
              • Atlantic Highlands, NJ
              • Uuni Pro (new kid in town)
                Karubeque C-60
                Large BGE since 2002 + plate setter + pizza stone + upper grid + stainless paella pan for drippings (the best!)
                TEC Cherokee FR since 2014 (portable infrared grill - does a mighty sear)
                Polyscience Sous Vide Pro since 2012 (wasn't much else available in those days)
                Thermapen
                Thermapen Air
                ThermaQ (or its predecessor)
                Thermoworks Hi temp IR
                BBQ Dragon & Chimney of Insanity
                Various other stuff

              Ouch!

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              • jecucolo
                Club Member
                • Nov 2015
                • 1181
                • Schertz Texas
                • Pit Barrel Cooker
                  Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                  Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                  Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                  Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                  Maverick ET-732
                  Kingsford Original Charcoal
                  Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                  Anova Sous Vide

                After winning the game my friend threw the ball into the crowd.
                Yeah he isn't allowed into the bowling ally anymore...

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                • jecucolo
                  jecucolo commented
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                  Hope I didn’t offend anyone with my gutter humor

                • CaptainMike
                  CaptainMike commented
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                  Chortle.
              • surfdog
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 473
                • Sunny SoCal
                • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

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                • ComfortablyNumb
                  ComfortablyNumb commented
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                  Or, as mi paisano HouseHomey would say, "I'd eat that!"

                • Mr. Bones
                  Mr. Bones commented
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                  Totally git it, reckon ol Robin'd be proud...
                  Mighta thawed out th shrimp; that lowest one looks like it could create some physical discomfort...

                • Thunder77
                  Thunder77 commented
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                  🤣🤣🤣🤣
              • surfdog
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 473
                • Sunny SoCal
                • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                Remember, no matter how much you push the envelope.
                It’s still stationery.

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                • surfdog
                  Club Member
                  • Mar 2016
                  • 473
                  • Sunny SoCal
                  • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

                  You come from dust.
                  You will return to dust.
                  That’s why I don’t dust.
                  It might be someone I know.

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                  • Spinaker
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                    There it is!
                • Spinaker
                  Moderator
                  • Nov 2014
                  • 9750
                  • Land of Tonka
                  • John "J R"
                    Instagram: JRBowlsby
                    Smokin' Hound Que
                    Minnesota/ United States of America

                    ********************************************
                    Assistants
                    Dexter (Beagle mix)
                    Kinnick (American Foxhound)
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                    Grills/Smokers/Fryers
                    Big Green Egg (Large) X2
                    Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

                    Broil King Keg
                    Karubeque C-60
                    Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
                    Lodge L410 Hibachi
                    Pit Barrel Cooker
                    Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
                    R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

                    Weber Spirit Gasser
                    ******************.
                    Thermometers
                    FireBoard (Base Package)
                    Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
                    Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
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                    Accessories
                    BBQ Dragon
                    Big Green Egg Plate Setter
                    Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
                    Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

                    Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
                    Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

                    Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
                    Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
                    Eggspander Kit X2
                    Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

                    Finex Cat Iron Line
                    FireBoard Drive
                    Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
                    Grill Grates
                    Joule Water Circulator
                    KBQ Fire Grate

                    Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
                    Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
                    Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
                    Large Vortex
                    Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
                    Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
                    Smithey No. 12
                    Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
                    Stargazer No.10, 12
                    Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
                    Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
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                    Fuel
                    FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
                    Kingsford Blue and White
                    Rockwood Lump Charcoal
                    Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
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                    Cutlery
                    Buck 119 Special
                    Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
                    Global
                    Shun
                    Wusthof
                    *******
                    Next Major Purchase
                    Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

                  Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?

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                  • CaptainMike
                    CaptainMike commented
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                    Guffaw!!

                  • Mr. Bones
                    Mr. Bones commented
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                    Lol, oldie, but still a goodie!

                  • Henrik
                    Henrik commented
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                    Ha ha ha!

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                Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                maverick PT55 thermometer

                A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                slow n sear

                The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                the good one grill

                The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                Click here to read our complete review


                The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                the good one grill

                The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                Click here to read our complete review


                Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                The Swiss Army Knife Of Thermometers

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                The smart folks at ThermoWorks have finally done it: The Swiss Army Knife of thermometers, two in one. Start with the industry standard food thermometer, the Thermapen MK4, (Platinum Medal winner) truly instant (2 to 3 seconds) precise (+ or – 0.7°F). Then they built in an infrared thermometer ideal for measuring the temps of pizza stones, griddles, and frying pans (also great for finding leaks around doors and windows in your house).

                Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal.


                Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                NK-22-Ck Grill

                Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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                GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                grill grates

                GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                kareubequ bbq smoker

                Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                masterbuilt gas smoker

                The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                Click here to read our detailed review


                Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                masterbuilt gas smoker

                Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                PK 360 grill

                Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                fireboard bbq thermometer

                With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                Click here to read our detailed review


                Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                Click here to read our detailed review and to order