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  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 494
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

    So the boss asks this guy, "Do you believe in life after death?"

    The guy says, "No...never seen any proof of it."

    His boss says, "Well you should... When you took Saturday off to attend your uncle's funeral he came in here looking for you."

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 494
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

      An elderly patient gets hearing aides from his doctor.
      After a short time, he meets the doctor again...

      The Dr. says, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased."

      The man says, "Oh, I'm in a funny situation now... I haven't told my family yet about the hearing aides... I just sit there and listen to their conversations... In a month I've changed my will three times."

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      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 494
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        So I picked up a hitchhiker last night...

        He seemed surprised that I would stop and pick up a stranger and then asked, "Why would you pick me up? How do you know that I'm not a serial killer or something?"

        I told him, "The chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical."

        Quietest passenger ever. LOL

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        • EdF
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          Oldy but Goody!

        • surfdog
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          EdF As long as it's funny. ;-)

        • Bogy
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          @ EdF and surfdog, I've been telling Ole and Lena jokes at a twice monthly meeting for about 12 years. 24 jokes a year. You know how hard it is to keep coming up with that many jokes that can be told in mixed company, which for me is people who are pastors and people who aren't? I expressed my problem a few years ago, and they told me, "Don't worry about repeating jokes, we can't remember the one you told 2 weeks ago."
      • surfdog
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 494
        • Sunny SoCal
        • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Char-Griller Legacy - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Geez, I got that so wrong!
        I just found out that a "stress ball" isn't for throwing at people that stress you out.
        Who knew?

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        • ComfortablyNumb
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          Of course not, that’s what wrenches are for...
      • panteracfh3
        Club Member
        • Jul 2018
        • 263
        • Tewksbury, MA
        • "Jump in the fire!" - Metallica

        Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

        It's rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrr

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        • HawkerXP
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          Not Cccccccccccccccccccccc?

        • ComfortablyNumb
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          HawkerXP I thought that was the new Hitler movie....

        • HawkerXP
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          Not Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz @ComfortblyNumb it took awhile for it to sink in.
      • FredS
        Club Member
        • Feb 2017
        • 2

        Did you know vegan is a Native American word that means bad hunter?

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        • CaptainMike
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          Hahaha, your 2nd post ever is a good one! Keep 'em coming.
      • jecucolo
        Club Member
        • Nov 2015
        • 1189
        • Schertz Texas
        • Pit Barrel Cooker
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
          Maverick ET-732
          Kingsford Original Charcoal
          Kingsford Competition Charcoal
          Anova Sous Vide

        Where does the suicide bomber go after he dies?
        All over the place.

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        • Spinaker
          Moderator
          • Nov 2014
          • 9803
          • Land of Tonka
          • John "J R"
            Instagram: JRBowlsby
            Smokin' Hound Que
            Minnesota/ United States of America

            ********************************************
            Assistants
            Dexter (Beagle mix)
            Kinnick (American Foxhound)
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            Grills/Smokers/Fryers
            Big Green Egg (Large) X2
            Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

            Broil King Keg
            Karubeque C-60
            Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
            Lodge L410 Hibachi
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
            R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

            Weber Spirit Gasser
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            Thermometers
            FireBoard (Base Package)
            Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
            Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
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            Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
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            Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
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            Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
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            FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
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            Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
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            Buck 119 Special
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            Global
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            Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

          What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?


          "Oh, Sheet!"

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          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1189
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            I was standing at the bus station having a smoke and I was horrified to see the bus leave without me...
            I could have sworn I put the hand brake on!

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            • Spinaker
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              Love it!
          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1189
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went out and had a few drinks. Cool guy wants to be a web designer.
            Last edited by jecucolo; May 11th, 2019, 06:57 AM.

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            • Spinaker
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              Also good
          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 312
            • North Central Iowa
            • Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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            • Bogy
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 312
              • North Central Iowa
              • Weber Genesis E-310
                Original Grilla
                Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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              • Bogy
                Club Member
                • Mar 2016
                • 312
                • North Central Iowa
                • Weber Genesis E-310
                  Original Grilla
                  Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                  Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                  2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

                A new plane was on its first flight. It was full of reporters and journalists. A little while after takeoff, the captain's voice was heard over the speakers. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm delighted to be your pilot for this plane's historic first flight. I can tell you the flight is going well. Nevertheless, I have to tell you about a minor inconvenience that has occurred. The passengers on the right side can, if they look out their window, see that the closest engine is slightly vibrating. That shouldn't worry you, because this plane is equipped with four engines and we are flying along smoothly at an acceptable altitude. As long as you are looking out the right side, you might as well look at the other engine on that side. You will notice that it is glowing, or more precisely one should say, burning. That shouldn't worry you either, since this plane is designed to fly with just two engines if necessary, and we are maintaining an acceptable altitude and speed. As long as we are looking out the plane, those of you on the left side shouldn't worry if you look out your side of the plane and notice that one engine that is supposed to be there is missing. It fell off about ten minutes ago. Let me tell you that we are amazed that the plane is doing so well without it. However, I will call your attention to something a little more serious. Along the center aisle all the way down the plane a crack has appeared. Some of you are, I suppose, able to look through the crack and may even notice the waves of the Atlantic Ocean below. In fact, those of you with very good eyesight may be able to notice a small lifeboat that was thrown from the plane. Well, ladies and gentlemen, you will be happy to know that your captain is keeping an eye on the progress of the plane from that lifeboat below."

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                • RonB
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2016
                  • 10792
                  • Near Richmond VA
                  • Weber Performer Deluxe
                    SNS
                    Pizza insert
                    Rotisserie
                    Smokenator 1000
                    Cookshack Smokette Elite
                    2 Thermapens
                    Chefalarm
                    Dot
                    lots of probes.
                    CyberQ

                  That reminds me of an old one:

                  One of the richest, (but also cheapest), men in the world is flying on a commercial flight in coach, (of course). The plane suddenly starts vibrating and someone screams that one of the engines is on fire. The pilot can be heard screaming into the radio that he doesn't think he can land the airplane. That is when the rich guy starts praying. "God, if you land this plane safely, you can have half of everything I have." Suddenly, the plane stops vibrating and the fire in the engine goes out, and the captain is able to safely land the plane.
                  As the rich guy leaves the plane, a priest that overheard the prayer catches up with the rich guy and sez he would be happy to take a check for God. The rich guy sez sorry, but I made a better deal. The priest says what do you mean? The rich guy sez I told God if I ever got in another airplane, he could have it all.

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                  • Bogy
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                    There's also the couple who are stranded on a desert island with other survivors after the plane they were on crash lands in the sea. Everyone else is concerned they will never be found, but this couple is confident help is on the way. "How can you be so sure," someone asks. The husband responds, "I'm the biggest contributor in our church back home, and we haven't paid our pledge yet this year. Our pastor will find us!"
                • holehogg
                  Club Member
                  • Nov 2017
                  • 1589
                  • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

                  If the USA had to change the weight system from pounds to kilograms there would be mass confusion.

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                  Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                  maverick PT55 thermometer

                  A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                  Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                  If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                  slow n sear

                  The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                  Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                  Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                  the good one grill

                  The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                  the good one grill

                  The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

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                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                  The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

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                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                  The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

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                  Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                  Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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                  The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                  NK-22-Ck Grill

                  Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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                  G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                  Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                  If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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                  GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                  grill grates

                  GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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                  kareubequ bbq smoker

                  Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                  The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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                  Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                  masterbuilt gas smoker

                  The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                  Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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                  Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                  masterbuilt gas smoker

                  Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

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                  PK 360 grill

                  Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                  The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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                  Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                  fireboard bbq thermometer

                  With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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                  Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                  Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                  Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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