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    We could probably substitute any one of a number of instruments or tools for the wrench.

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    • CaptainMike
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      Yeah I get why they're doing it, but they seem to be ignoring or not considering an awful lot consequences like employee morale and public perception. They probably don't really care, but great leadership builds great companies and great teams. I have always enjoyed their good service, but that is because of the employees I interact with on a regular basis, not their overseers.

    • gcdmd
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      CaptainMike
      You are absolutely correct. I worked for twenty years on the medical staff in a hospital which was owned by a succession of companies. One was particularly oppressive and has since been broken up. Around that time my son graduated from PT school and told me that the word was out about this particular company and the way it treated its employees. The only new graduates who went to one of their hospitals to work were the ones who couldn't get a job anywhere else.

    • Huskee
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      Tongs for sure!

    Best furniture store name ever

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    • Elton's BBQ
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      This was a cool one..

    • fracmeister
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      It's also photoshopped. No such place...sorry folks

    • Huskee
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      Yeah, I can tell. Still funny. fracmeister

    Fun Fact: Six out of seven dwarfs are not happy.

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      Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini...

      The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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      • Spinaker
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        Hahahahaha, good one!

      “What is your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the new year.

      "He's a magician," said the small boy.

      "How interesting! What's his favourite trick?"

      "Sawing people in half."

      "Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

      "Yes. One half-brother and two half-sisters."

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        A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

        After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
        "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

        "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

        The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
        "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

        "NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

        The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
        "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

        Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
        "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          ROFLMAO!!!!!!

          Been Harleys in my family since WWI, have a tiny pic of my Gpa on his with Non Skid Firestone tires, an a comely lass aboard.

          Always wondered why my Gma give me th pic that I had so admired...

          Found out from my Ma, few decades later, t'was on acounta that comely lass was NOT my Gma!!!!

        • CaptainMike
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          Mr. Bones I have a similar pic of my gramps on an Indian circa early 1920's. Also one of him fueling his biplane around the same time. Yeah, he was that guy.

        • THE Humble Texan
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          I have a picture of my Mom on one back in the 30s. She did not get a driver license until my Dad had his first heart attach.

        Did some financial planning last night...
        Seems I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Aaaacccchhhh, then it's screwed I am, laddie!

          Reckon I shoulda saved more, eh?

        I am a member of another group related to BBQ and Grilling. One member posted this. I put in jokes as I thought it was pretty funny.

        HEY GUYS,
        I AM HERE TO SAY GOODBYE TO THIS GROUP, WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH.
        MY WIFE SAYS, I AM IN THIS GROUP EVERY 2 SECONDS AND SHE CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. WE ARGUED AND SHE TOLD ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN HER AND THE GROUP. SO I AM GOING TO BE OFFLINE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES WHILE I PACK HER BAGS AND CALL HER AN UBER! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK..She’s loca!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Please, my friend, no more!!!!

          Ya done gone an made th Guinness Extra Stout involuntarily shoot all outta my nostrils, an onto sensitive electronical kinda gizmos, an thingamajiggys!

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        • Mr. Bones
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          A most excellent whiteboard rendition of Th Humpty Dance

          Sorta a modern equivalent of Cave Art, if I may...

        • Thunder77
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          🤣🤣

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          • Mr. Bones
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            ComfortablyNumb Zackly, Brother!

          • surfdog
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            The ex would ask the same about my guitars.
            "Eh, no!" Bwahahahahaha

          • Mr. Bones
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            Yup surfdog , I heared dat; def have more guitars than cookers

          I went to the book store the other day and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help Section was. she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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              Last year I was vacationing in the Florida Keys and I come across a guy dressed as a Pirate. He was pretty authentic, he had a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch over one eye. I walk by him and say. "Hey man, are you a real Pirate?" He says, "Aye Matey." I say, "What happened to your leg?" He says, "There was a mutiny, they threw me overboard and a shark ate me foot off." "Well what about the hook?" I ask. He says, "Well we were boarded by other pirates trying to steal our booty, a sword took me hand off." I ask, "Well then how about your eye?" The pirate answers back, "Bird poop."
              "Bird poop." I exclaim. He says, Yes...Bird poop matey...It was the first day with me hook."

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              I like to wear a stethoscope. That way, in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

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