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  • Willy
    Charter Member
    • Apr 2015
    • 1942
    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

    I just heard that Jimmy Hoffa has been found hiding under Tammy Faye Bakker's make-up.

    Also, Willie Nelson has been seriously hurt--he was playing on the road again.

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  • SmokinDTown
    Charter Member
    • Aug 2014
    • 18
    • Far, far, far Norcal. For the moment.

    Guy's car breaks down in front of a farm. As he walks up to the house, he notices that the house is brand new. Next to the house are the ruins of an old farm house that obviously had burned to the ground. There is a brand new pigsty next to the barn. In it is a pig with a wooden leg.

    The guy knocks on the door, and the farmer answers it. "My car broke down. May I borrow your phone to call a tow truck?" says the guy. "Hey, by the way, looks like your old house burnt down recently."

    Farmer replies, "Yep house caught fire in the middle of the night. If'n it weren't fer that pig over yonder, we'da all died in the fire. He smelled it right away, jumped over his pen, knocked down the front door, and dragged all of us outa the house to safety!"

    The guy says, "Wow, what a story! Guess the pig lost his leg rescuing you?"

    Farmer says, "Nope. You don't eat no special pig like that all at once."

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  • mackdaddy
    Former Member
    • Jul 2015
    • 264
    • Greencastle, PA

    If a blond, redhead and brunet jump off a building at the same time, who would land first? The red head and brunet,because the blond had to stop and ask for directions.

    How can you tell which office cubical are the blond ladies? Their computer screens have whiteout all over them.

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    • Willy
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 1942
      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

      I hope this isn't over the edge...

      Ole and Olga are driving along on a cold winter day and see a group of baby skunks clustered around the just run over body of their mother. Ole stops the car and they collect the shivering babies. Driving along again, Olga says to Ole: "They're so cold, what can we do?" Ole says Put them under your dress." Olga replies "What about the smell?" Ole says "Don't worry, they'll get used to it."

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      • Huskee
        Administrator
        • May 2014
        • 15541
        • central MI, USA
        • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

          Smokers / Grills
          • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
          • PBC
          • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
          • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
          • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
          • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
          • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
          • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
          • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
          • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
          • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

          Thermometers
          • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
          • (7) Maverick ET-732s
          • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
          • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
          • Thermapen MkII, orange
          • ThermoPop, yellow
          • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
          • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
          • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
          • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

          Accessories
          • Instant Pot 6qt
          • Anova Bluetooth SV
          • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
          • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
          • BBQ Dragon
          • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
          • Weber grill topper
          • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
          • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
          • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

          Beverages
          • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
          • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
          • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
          • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
          • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
          • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
          • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

          About me
          Real name: Aaron
          Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

          Occupation:
          • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

        National Filet Minion day?

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        • Stevehtn
          Former Member
          • Sep 2014
          • 117
          • East TN

          My wife, she's a terrible cook. In our house we pray after we eat.....
          -We leave dental floss laying around so the cockroaches can hang themselves....
          -Anytime I clean off the dishes, the garbage disposal throws up....
          I tell ya, her cooking is so bad the flies pitched in to help fix the screen door.....

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          • Chriscrna
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 48
            • Knoxville, TN
            • Regular use
              Primo Oval XL 400
              Weber Smokey Mountain 22.5
              Weber Jumbo Joe

              Gathering dust
              Char-Griller Smokin' Pro

              Tools
              Weber Rapidfire chimney starter
              Weber lighter cubes
              BBQ Guru DigiQ DX2
              Maverick 732
              Thermopop

              Fuel
              Kingsford Blue

              Wood preference
              Chunk
              Apple is my favorite

              Alcohol
              Summer: Angry Orchard
              Winter: Guinness
              Year round: Ketel One

            Some of my favorite Rodney Dangerfield quotes.....

            My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

            I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

            When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

            I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great uncle fought for the west!

            My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

            I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

            I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!

            A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!

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            • Huskee
              Administrator
              • May 2014
              • 15541
              • central MI, USA
              • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                Smokers / Grills
                • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                • PBC
                • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                • Masterbuilt Gravity 560
                • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (light blue)
                • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

                Thermometers
                • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
                • (7) Maverick ET-732s
                • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
                • (1) Smoke X4 by ThermoWorks
                • Thermapen MkII, orange
                • ThermoPop, yellow
                • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                Accessories
                • Instant Pot 6qt
                • Anova Bluetooth SV
                • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                • BBQ Dragon
                • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                • Weber grill topper
                • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                Beverages
                • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                About me
                Real name: Aaron
                Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                Occupation:
                • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

              Originally posted by Stevehtn View Post
              I tell ya, her cooking is so bad the flies pitched in to help fix the screen door.....
              Lol .

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              • (brownie)
                Former Member
                • Aug 2015
                • 25
                • Central Oklahoma

                A man and his wife were constantly arguing because of his cheapskate ways. One day he decided to make amends and told her he would take her to dinner anywhere she wanted to go. She said " I don't care where we go as long as it's expensive". He thought about it for a minute then took her to the airport and bought her a hot dog.

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                • _John_
                  Former Member
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 2394

                  You can't RUN through a camp ground, you can only RAN through one, since it's past tents.

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                  • D.C.
                    Former Member
                    • Aug 2015
                    • 61
                    • Hattiesburg, MS

                    John was at his house with all of his buds one evening, and they were all planning their big yearly hunting trip for the next weekend, when John's wife walks in and says, "Oh no Mr., I need you here and have alot for you to do next weekend." John didn't fight it, he knew there was no use with her tone of voice, and his buds set about planning the hunt without him.
                    Next weekend, the guys all show up at camp to find that John has been there for hours, setting up, building a fire and such. One of them asks, "How in the world did you get away from your wife?"
                    "Well, it happened like this. She walked in with a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold, said that she had read some book 50 Shades of Gray, and told me to put the blindfold and handcuffs on her and do whatever I wanted. So I did, and here I am..."

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                    • Huskee
                      Huskee commented
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                      Lol. Well played
                  • gwschenk
                    Club Member
                    • Aug 2015
                    • 188
                    • Sierra Madre, Calif.
                    • Weber Smokey Mountain 18.5", Weber kettle 22", Thermoworks Thermopop and DOT

                    A man from the brewery knocks on the door. A woman answers. The man says, "Mrs. Callaghan, I have terrible news. Your husband fell into a vat of Guiness and drowned." "Oh, no!, says Mrs. Callaghan, "it must have been awful!" "Ay, it was," he said, "we pulled him out three times."

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                    • Willy
                      Charter Member
                      • Apr 2015
                      • 1942
                      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

                      For St. Paddy's Day

                      A genius from, say, a well known east European country comes into a doctor who has invented a machine that can raise or lower IQ The genius wants to be able to communicate better with his fellow town folk and asks that his IQ be lowered to match that of his friends (the cost would be prohibitive to raise the IQ of all the town folk). The doctor agrees, hooks the man up, then gets distracted and leaves the man for too long. Realizing he had forgotten, the doctor rushes in, turns the machine off, and asks the former genius how he feels. The man replies "Top o' the mornin' to you."

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                      • richinlbrg
                        richinlbrg commented
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                        Hey hey hey

                        That is not funny! I resemble that! LOL
                    • (brownie)
                      Former Member
                      • Aug 2015
                      • 25
                      • Central Oklahoma

                      Just a little morbid.....

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                      • Huskee
                        Huskee commented
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                        I noticed the solid brick piano before I noticed the father portrait. Lol.
                    • richinlbrg
                      Founding Member
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 1906
                      • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
                      • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

                      Same here, Huskee !

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