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Some Of Our Favorite
Tools And Toys

These are not ads. These are products we love and highly recommend. Click here to read more about our medals and what they mean.

 

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Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts

Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

maverick PT55 thermometer

A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there

If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

slow n sear

The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool

Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

the good one grill

The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

Click here to read our complete review

The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

the good one grill

The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

Click here to read our complete review

Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

Click here to read our detailed review and to order

Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only 9 delivered to your door!

Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them

The Swiss Army Knife Of Thermometers

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The smart folks at ThermoWorks have finally done it: The Swiss Army Knife of thermometers, two in one. Start with the industry standard food thermometer, the Thermapen MK4, (Platinum Medal winner) truly instant (2 to 3 seconds) precise (+ or – 0.7°F). Then they built in an infrared thermometer ideal for measuring the temps of pizza stones, griddles, and frying pans (also great for finding leaks around doors and windows in your house).

Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal.

Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

Click here to read our detailed review and to order

The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

NK-22-Ck Grill

Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

Click here for more about what makes this grill special

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G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

Click here to read our detailed review

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GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

grill grates

GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

Click here for more about what makes these grates so special

kareubequ bbq smoker

Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

Click here for our review of this superb smoker

Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

masterbuilt gas smoker

The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

Click here to read our detailed review

Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

masterbuilt gas smoker

Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

Click here to read our detailed review and to order

PK 360 grill

Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only

Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

fireboard bbq thermometer

With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

Click here to read our detailed review

Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

Click here to read our detailed review and to order

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  • Top | #1306
    Originally posted by RonB View Post
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    Many years ago while walking on the Beach on the Ofregon coast with a cousin, a seagull did the same to my cousin. We still laugh at that one after all these years.
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      • gcdmd
        #1307.1
        gcdmd commented
        March 24th, 2019, 10:47 AM
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        Love it. That's like Microsoft technical support: the answer they give is accurate but not particularly helpful.
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      • Huskee
        #1308.1
        Huskee commented
        March 25th, 2019, 05:35 AM
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        I bet Henrik & Elton's BBQ would disagree, and I'd be willing to take 2 months to find out myself.
      • Henrik
        #1308.2
        Henrik commented
        March 25th, 2019, 06:22 AM
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        Hmm, that's a downright insult. Huskee, come on over and we'll prove them all wrong :-)
    • Top | #1309
      Lol! Bighorn Dave

      Would this convince yall that I know zackly how that buffalo feels?

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      • RonB
        #1309.1
        RonB commented
        March 24th, 2019, 05:30 PM
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        That could also be the reason it seems that your beard is a bit shorter these days.
      • Mr. Bones
        #1309.2
        Mr. Bones commented
        March 24th, 2019, 09:26 PM
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        RonB ol pic, though I literally jus got done trimmin off a whole dang buncha Winter beard, th front is still down to my chest...

        Tomorrow: haircut!!!! Yay! Spring!
      • Mudkat
        #1309.3
        Mudkat commented
        April 15th, 2019, 08:26 AM
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        What don't you put on your head Mr. Bones? 😄
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      • Mr. Bones
        #1310.1
        Mr. Bones commented
        March 24th, 2019, 10:14 PM
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        Good to see ya back in th saddle, Brother!
      • Bogy
        #1310.2
        Bogy commented
        March 24th, 2019, 10:35 PM
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        Been a couple of crazy months. But things are falling into place.
    • Top | #1311
      I want to tell a joke about a UDP packet, but I'm afraid you might not get it.

      [Warning: nerd humor]
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      • Henrik
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        Henrik commented
        March 25th, 2019, 05:34 AM
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        Love it!
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        A man is walking along a lonely beach when he suddenly hears a deep voice that says to him: DIG!
        He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations,” he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG!
        So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
        The deep voice says: OPEN!
        OK, the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
        The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!
        Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
        The deep voice says: ROULETTE!
        So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
        The deep voice says: 27!
        The man takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
        The ball stops at 26. People gasp. The man looks at the sky.

        The deep voice says: OOPS!
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        • Mudkat
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          Mudkat commented
          April 15th, 2019, 08:28 AM
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          True story. 😀
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        • Top | #1315
          I know when I've reached my limit of beer.
          Not a little voice in my head.
          It's the Barman shouting Last Round
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          • Top | #1316
            The Canadian Wall.

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              • Top | #1318
                Morning fun ! True story 4/1/19

                So my wife is a school teacher, leaves the house around 6:30 In a hurry this am. Getting ready to get in the car. I said hey baby, Next time you go to the store I need ya to get something. Now she is pretty organized. so she get's her phone out and log's into her grocery app.

                Her: what do you need?
                Me: Left handed toilet paper
                Her: What?
                Me : It works better than right handed.
                Her : Hugh?
                Me: It's on sale right now.
                Her: how can it be any......
                Me : April FOOLS
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                • CaptainMike
                  #1318.1
                  CaptainMike commented
                  April 1st, 2019, 07:34 AM
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                  Hahaha, enjoy the couch tonight!!
              • Top | #1319
                When I got home last night the wife said you're late.
                I suppose my dinners cold.
                No it's nice and warm....... in the dogs stomach
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                • Thunder77
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                  Thunder77 commented
                  April 2nd, 2019, 01:08 PM
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                  That'll teach you to be late! :-)
              • Top | #1320
                Something to tell your kids or grandkids:
                Attached Files
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                • Mr. Bones
                  #1320.1
                  Mr. Bones commented
                  April 2nd, 2019, 01:09 PM
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                  Lol, Yup!
                  Through all 3 channels...
                  We had hardwood floorboards, though.
                • Bogy
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                  Bogy commented
                  April 2nd, 2019, 01:51 PM
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                  The only way to channel surf in those days was if you had a small child to go change channels for you. Still remember when we got our first remote, with a wire! At least we couldn't lose it so easy.
                • HawkerXP
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                  HawkerXP commented
                  April 3rd, 2019, 11:35 AM
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                  Isn't that what little brothers are for? Bogy
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