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Bighorn Dave

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#1306

March 24th, 2019, 04:38 AM

Originally posted by RonB View Post

Many years ago while walking on the Beach on the Ofregon coast with a cousin, a seagull did the same to my cousin. We still laugh at that one after all these years.
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#1307

March 24th, 2019, 07:34 AM
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gcdmd commented

March 24th, 2019, 10:47 AM

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Love it. That's like Microsoft technical support: the answer they give is accurate but not particularly helpful.
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#1308

March 24th, 2019, 02:55 PM
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Huskee commented

March 25th, 2019, 05:35 AM

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I bet Henrik & Elton's BBQ would disagree, and I'd be willing to take 2 months to find out myself.

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Henrik commented

March 25th, 2019, 06:22 AM

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Hmm, that's a downright insult. Huskee, come on over and we'll prove them all wrong :-)
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#1309

March 24th, 2019, 04:33 PM

Lol! Bighorn Dave

Would this convince yall that I know zackly how that buffalo feels?
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RonB commented

March 24th, 2019, 05:30 PM

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That could also be the reason it seems that your beard is a bit shorter these days.

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Mr. Bones commented

March 24th, 2019, 09:26 PM

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RonB ol pic, though I literally jus got done trimmin off a whole dang buncha Winter beard, th front is still down to my chest...

Tomorrow: haircut!!!! Yay! Spring!

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Mudkat commented

April 15th, 2019, 08:26 AM

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What don't you put on your head Mr. Bones? 😄
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#1310

March 24th, 2019, 10:01 PM
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Mr. Bones commented

March 24th, 2019, 10:14 PM

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Good to see ya back in th saddle, Brother!

#1310.2

Bogy commented

March 24th, 2019, 10:35 PM

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Been a couple of crazy months. But things are falling into place.
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#1311

March 24th, 2019, 10:49 PM

I want to tell a joke about a UDP packet, but I'm afraid you might not get it.

[Warning: nerd humor]
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#1311.1

Henrik commented

March 25th, 2019, 05:34 AM

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Love it!
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#1312

March 25th, 2019, 04:39 AM
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#1313

March 26th, 2019, 03:47 PM

A man is walking along a lonely beach when he suddenly hears a deep voice that says to him: DIG!
He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations,” he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG!
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
The deep voice says: OPEN!
OK, the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
The deep voice says: ROULETTE!
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
The deep voice says: 27!
The man takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
The ball stops at 26. People gasp. The man looks at the sky.

The deep voice says: OOPS!
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#1313.1

Mudkat commented

April 15th, 2019, 08:28 AM

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True story. 😀
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#1314

March 27th, 2019, 09:02 AM
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#1315

March 27th, 2019, 09:20 AM

I know when I've reached my limit of beer.
Not a little voice in my head.
It's the Barman shouting Last Round
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#1316

March 27th, 2019, 06:46 PM

The Canadian Wall.
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March 27th, 2019, 06:48 PM
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#1318

April 1st, 2019, 07:23 AM

Morning fun ! True story 4/1/19

So my wife is a school teacher, leaves the house around 6:30 In a hurry this am. Getting ready to get in the car. I said hey baby, Next time you go to the store I need ya to get something. Now she is pretty organized. so she get's her phone out and log's into her grocery app.

Her: what do you need?
Me: Left handed toilet paper
Her: What?
Me : It works better than right handed.
Her : Hugh?
Me: It's on sale right now.
Her: how can it be any......
Me : April FOOLS
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CaptainMike commented

April 1st, 2019, 07:34 AM

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Hahaha, enjoy the couch tonight!!
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#1319

April 1st, 2019, 10:41 AM

When I got home last night the wife said you're late.
I suppose my dinners cold.
No it's nice and warm....... in the dogs stomach
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#1319.1

Thunder77 commented

April 2nd, 2019, 01:08 PM

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That'll teach you to be late! :-)
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#1320

April 2nd, 2019, 01:03 PM

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Mr. Bones commented

April 2nd, 2019, 01:09 PM

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Lol, Yup!
Through all 3 channels...
We had hardwood floorboards, though.

#1320.2

Bogy commented

April 2nd, 2019, 01:51 PM

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The only way to channel surf in those days was if you had a small child to go change channels for you. Still remember when we got our first remote, with a wire! At least we couldn't lose it so easy.

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HawkerXP commented

April 3rd, 2019, 11:35 AM

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Isn't that what little brothers are for? Bogy

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gcdmd commented

March 24th, 2019, 10:47 AM

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Love it. That's like Microsoft technical support: the answer they give is accurate but not particularly helpful.

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#1308.1

Huskee commented

March 25th, 2019, 05:35 AM

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I bet Henrik & Elton's BBQ would disagree, and I'd be willing to take 2 months to find out myself.
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Henrik commented

March 25th, 2019, 06:22 AM

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Hmm, that's a downright insult. Huskee, come on over and we'll prove them all wrong :-)

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#1309.1

RonB commented

March 24th, 2019, 05:30 PM

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That could also be the reason it seems that your beard is a bit shorter these days.
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Mr. Bones commented

March 24th, 2019, 09:26 PM

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RonB ol pic, though I literally jus got done trimmin off a whole dang buncha Winter beard, th front is still down to my chest...

Tomorrow: haircut!!!! Yay! Spring!
#1309.3

Mudkat commented

April 15th, 2019, 08:26 AM

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What don't you put on your head Mr. Bones? 😄

#1310.1

Mr. Bones commented

March 24th, 2019, 10:14 PM

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Good to see ya back in th saddle, Brother!
#1310.2

Bogy commented

March 24th, 2019, 10:35 PM

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Been a couple of crazy months. But things are falling into place.

#1320.1

Mr. Bones commented

April 2nd, 2019, 01:09 PM

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Lol, Yup!
Through all 3 channels...
We had hardwood floorboards, though.
#1320.2

Bogy commented

April 2nd, 2019, 01:51 PM

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The only way to channel surf in those days was if you had a small child to go change channels for you. Still remember when we got our first remote, with a wire! At least we couldn't lose it so easy.
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HawkerXP commented

April 3rd, 2019, 11:35 AM

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Isn't that what little brothers are for? Bogy

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Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

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Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

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