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  • Bighorn Dave
    Club Member
    • Aug 2018
    • 243
    • Nampa, Idaho

    Originally posted by RonB View Post
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    Many years ago while walking on the Beach on the Ofregon coast with a cousin, a seagull did the same to my cousin. We still laugh at that one after all these years.

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3356
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • gcdmd
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        Love it. That's like Microsoft technical support: the answer they give is accurate but not particularly helpful.
    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3356
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • Huskee
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        I bet Henrik & Elton's BBQ would disagree, and I'd be willing to take 2 months to find out myself.

      • Henrik
        Henrik commented
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        Hmm, that's a downright insult. Huskee, come on over and we'll prove them all wrong :-)
    • Mr. Bones
      Birthday Hat Master
      • Sep 2016
      • 9273
      • Kansas Territory
      • Grills / Smokers
        *********************************************

        Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
        Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
        Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
        Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
        Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
        Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
        Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
        Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

        Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
        Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
        Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

        Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
        Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
        Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
        Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
        Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
        (Lime Green)
        Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
        Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



        Thermometers:
        *********************************************
        Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
        Maverick ET-732, (Black)
        Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
        ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
        Blue ThermaPen Mk4
        Orange Thermapen Mk4
        Pink Thermapen Mk4
        ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
        ThermoWorks Smoke
        ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
        4 Pro Series cable extensions
        Smoke Gateway

        Accessories:
        *********************************************
        2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
        BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
        Warming shelf
        MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
        Backyard Grill marinade injector
        Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
        Bear Paws
        Meat Rakes
        BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



        Cookware:
        Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
        G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
        '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
        60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
        50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
        Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
        Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

        Cutlery, etc.:
        Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
        Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
        Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
        Multiple steels, from all over the planet
        Crock sticks
        Diamond stones, various
        Lansky Sharpening System

        Tableware
        Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
        Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
        Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

      Lol! Bighorn Dave

      Would this convince yall that I know zackly how that buffalo feels?

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      • RonB
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        That could also be the reason it seems that your beard is a bit shorter these days.

      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        RonB ol pic, though I literally jus got done trimmin off a whole dang buncha Winter beard, th front is still down to my chest...

        Tomorrow: haircut!!!! Yay! Spring!

      • Mudkat
        Mudkat commented
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        What don't you put on your head Mr. Bones? 😄
    • Bogy
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 594
      • North Central Iowa
      • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
        Weber Genesis E-310
        Original Grilla
        Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
        Thermoworks ThermoPop
        Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
        Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
        2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        Good to see ya back in th saddle, Brother!

      • Bogy
        Bogy commented
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        Been a couple of crazy months. But things are falling into place.
    • radshop
      Charter Member
      • Mar 2015
      • 462
      • Orange County CA
      • Lone Star Grillz 20x36 offset
        Weber 26" kettle
        PK Classic
        Weber Genesis gas grill
        Lodge Sportsman Grill
        Weber Smokey Joe Silver
        Smoke Hollow 44 gas smoker
        Cheapo Brinkmann charcoal smoker with DIY propane conversion

      I want to tell a joke about a UDP packet, but I'm afraid you might not get it.

      [Warning: nerd humor]

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      • Henrik
        Henrik commented
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        Love it!
    • gcdmd
      Charter Member
      • Sep 2014
      • 1019
      • The Republic of Texas

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      • Bogy
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 594
        • North Central Iowa
        • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
          Weber Genesis E-310
          Original Grilla
          Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
          Thermoworks ThermoPop
          Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
          Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
          2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

        A man is walking along a lonely beach when he suddenly hears a deep voice that says to him: DIG!
        He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations,” he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG!
        So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
        The deep voice says: OPEN!
        OK, the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
        The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO!
        Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
        The deep voice says: ROULETTE!
        So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
        The deep voice says: 27!
        The man takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
        The ball stops at 26. People gasp. The man looks at the sky.

        The deep voice says: OOPS!

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        • Mudkat
          Mudkat commented
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          True story. 😀
      • Willy
        Charter Member
        • Apr 2015
        • 1817
        • High Desert of the Great Southwest




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        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 2333
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

          I know when I've reached my limit of beer.
          Not a little voice in my head.
          It's the Barman shouting Last Round

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          • Willy
            Charter Member
            • Apr 2015
            • 1817
            • High Desert of the Great Southwest

            The Canadian Wall.

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            • Willy
              Charter Member
              • Apr 2015
              • 1817
              • High Desert of the Great Southwest






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              • randy56
                Club Member
                • Aug 2017
                • 445
                • Newburgh In

                Morning fun ! True story 4/1/19

                So my wife is a school teacher, leaves the house around 6:30 In a hurry this am. Getting ready to get in the car. I said hey baby, Next time you go to the store I need ya to get something. Now she is pretty organized. so she get's her phone out and log's into her grocery app.

                Her: what do you need?
                Me: Left handed toilet paper
                Her: What?
                Me : It works better than right handed.
                Her : Hugh?
                Me: It's on sale right now.
                Her: how can it be any......
                Me : April FOOLS

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                • CaptainMike
                  CaptainMike commented
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                  Hahaha, enjoy the couch tonight!!
              • holehogg
                Club Member
                • Nov 2017
                • 2333
                • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

                When I got home last night the wife said you're late.
                I suppose my dinners cold.
                No it's nice and warm....... in the dogs stomach

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                • Thunder77
                  Thunder77 commented
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                  That'll teach you to be late! :-)
              • Thunder77
                Founding Member
                • Jul 2014
                • 2747
                • Halethorpe, MD
                • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

                Something to tell your kids or grandkids:
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                • Mr. Bones
                  Mr. Bones commented
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                  Lol, Yup!
                  Through all 3 channels...
                  We had hardwood floorboards, though.

                • Bogy
                  Bogy commented
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                  The only way to channel surf in those days was if you had a small child to go change channels for you. Still remember when we got our first remote, with a wire! At least we couldn't lose it so easy.

                • HawkerXP
                  HawkerXP commented
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                  Isn't that what little brothers are for? Bogy

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