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  • panteracfh3
    Club Member
    • Jul 2018
    • 263
    • Tewksbury, MA
    • "Jump in the fire!" - Metallica

    Murphy and Flannagan were cleaning the big casks at the top of the Guinness factory on day when Murphy fell in and drowned. During the police inquiry, they asked Flannagan if Murphy had suffered during his death. Flannagan said that he didn't appear to suffer as he got out six times to go to the bathroom...

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    • THE Humble Texan
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 145

      Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs
      She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

      This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

      Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

      To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

      Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

      The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

      Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace.

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      • panteracfh3
        Club Member
        • Jul 2018
        • 263
        • Tewksbury, MA
        • "Jump in the fire!" - Metallica

        I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken...

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        • gcdmd
          gcdmd commented
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          OK, you win. I'm eggzosted..

        • panteracfh3
          panteracfh3 commented
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          Thanks. I'm eggstatic

        • CaptainMike
          CaptainMike commented
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          Hahaha, this was fun, and nobody got any egg on their face (okay, I'm done)
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 10792
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        • Huskee
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          Ouch!!! Not sure there's a pill for that. Glad I work in cardio/respiratory. Nuthin' b'low the waist my friend, nuthin' b'low the waist.

        • Mr. Bones
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          Definitely fixin to be
          nuthin b'low th waist
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 10792
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
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        • Mr. Bones
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          ROFL, an in sympathy...

          growin up, mostly thought my name was g'dammit,
          also, git offa th furniture...

          Next younger brother's was you, too...

          Who'da ever thunk???

          Happy times...
      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 10792
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 10792
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

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          • holehogg
            Club Member
            • Nov 2017
            • 1590
            • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

            Saw this guy throw his scrabble letters into the road.
            So I had to ask him whats the word on the street.

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          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1189
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            So, the president is walking out to his limo when a would be assasin jumps out and points his gun at the pres. The presidents body gaurd steps in and yells Micky Mouse, startling the would be assassin, catching him before any shots fired. The body gaurds supervisor asks him, why did you yell Micky Mouse. He replies, i was rushed, wanting to actually yell Donald, duck.

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            • gcdmd
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              You're getting these jokes from your kids, right?
          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 312
            • North Central Iowa
            • Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

            A young man was hitchhiking through one of our Southern states. A farmer driving an old pickup truck stopped to give him a lift. As they rode along, they got to talking about the local moonshine whiskey. The young man said he didn't drink very much. Moonshine would probably be too strong for his tastes.

            "Nonsense!" said the farmer. "You gotta try some." He fished around behind him and finally produced a small jug. "Here," he said, handing the jar to the lad. "Take a drink!"

            "Oh, no thanks," said the young man. "I really don't think I care for any."

            "No, I insist," pressed the farmer. "Have some."

            "No, thanks ” really," said the young man.

            The farmer wasn't going to take no for an answer. He stopped the truck and grabbed his shotgun from the rack in back. He pointed the gun at the lad and roared, "I said, take a drink!"

            "Okay! Okay!" said the young man. "I've changed my mind! I guess I will have some after all." The young man took a few swallows before he realized how powerful the stuff was. His throat muscles tightened, his eyes watered, and he made a choking sound.

            "What do you think of it?" asked the farmer. "Good, ain't it?"

            "Yeah," gasped the lad, "I guess so."

            Then the farmer handed the young man the shotgun and grinned. "Here! Now, you hold the gun on me and make me take a drink!"

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            • jecucolo
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              Oh gee that is funny! Thanks!
          • Bogy
            Club Member
            • Mar 2016
            • 312
            • North Central Iowa
            • Weber Genesis E-310
              Original Grilla
              Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
              Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
              2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

            Then there were the two mountain boys who spotted a bobcat up a tree and decided to have some fun. One said, "I'll shinny up that tree and chase him down, and you put him in a sack."

            The other agreed, and the first fellow climbed up the tree. When he reached the right limb, he started shaking and the cat came tumbling down. The other fellow grabbed the varmint by the back of the neck and tried to put him into a sack. There was a terrible commotion. Dust and fur and skin were flying in all directions. The fellow in the tree called down, "What's the matter, you need help catching one little ol' bobcat?"

            "No," replied his friend. "I don't need help catchin' him. I need help turnin' him a-loose."

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 10792
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
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              • Bogy
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                You don't want to EVER ask that question!
            • Atalanta
              Club Member
              • Jul 2016
              • 428
              • Barnsley's Ford
              • Grills: 22" Weber (wood handles) (another Weber on the way), Lodge Sportsman "hibachi"
                Smoker: None yet, part of why I joined
                Thermometer: 10+ yr old Taylor digital thermometer with remote
                Sous Vide: Anovo Imersion Circulator (1st gen)
                Coffee Roaster: Hot Top Coffee Roaster
                Adult Beverages: Fighting Cock Bourbon, Leinny Shandy, Troegs Mad Elf

              After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

              Corona’s president sits down and says:
              – Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.

              The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

              Then Budweiser’s president says:
              – I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.

              The bartender gives him one.

              Coors’ president says:
              – I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.

              He gets it.

              The guy from Guinness sits down and says:
              – Give me a Coke.

              The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask:
              – Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?

              The Guinness president replies:
              – Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.🍻

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              • Donw
                Donw commented
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                Thats a good one. Going to be repeating it soon.

              • Mr. Bones
                Mr. Bones commented
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                ROFLMAO, seriously!

                Jus had my nightly 2nd, soon off to beddy-bye, with a GBG plastered all over my face!
                I listen to others expound their love of mass produced Murrican beers, with some degree of patience...

                Then, I try to make em unnerstand that Murrican beer is basically th water from bout th 2nd, 3rd time th tank is rinsed out, from makin Real Beer!

              • Henrik
                Henrik commented
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                Mr. Bones, ain't that the truth.
            • Mosca
              Charter Member
              • Oct 2014
              • 2754
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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              • Mr. Bones
                Mr. Bones commented
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                Now, that there's purty dang funny!

              • JimLinebarger
                JimLinebarger commented
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                Thanks for this. I've been looking all over for this recipe and could never find it.

              • surfdog
                surfdog commented
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                Old chef secret.
            • Mosca
              Charter Member
              • Oct 2014
              • 2754
              • PA
              • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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              • Huskee
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                Took me a min but i finally got it!

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            the good one grill

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            the good one grill

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            Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

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            grill grates

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            masterbuilt gas smoker

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            masterbuilt gas smoker

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            fireboard bbq thermometer

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