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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 10792
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    If voting really made a difference,

    It would be illegal...

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    • Hulagn1971
      Charter Member
      • Dec 2014
      • 711
      • NC, The Triad
      • WSM 22.5", Pitmaster IQ110, Weber 22.5" Kettle with SNS, Weber 14" Smokey Joe.

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      • jecucolo
        Club Member
        • Nov 2015
        • 1189
        • Schertz Texas
        • Pit Barrel Cooker
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
          Maverick ET-732
          Kingsford Original Charcoal
          Kingsford Competition Charcoal
          Anova Sous Vide

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        • Mr. Bones
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          ROFLMAO!!!!
      • holehogg
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 1590
        • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

        Had alphabet soup for lunch and all of a sudden my vowels are working pretty well.

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        • painter
          Club Member
          • Dec 2016
          • 151
          • Denver
          • Primo LG300
            Weber Performer Deluxe
            Maverick 732
            Smobot
            Vortex

          Don't know if this one has been offered up in the last 86 pages but...
          A priest, a doctor and an engineer go golfing. They find to their increasing frustration, the person ahead of them is an extremely slow golfer. They mention this to a passing golf club employee who says, "why that fellow in front of you noticed the club house on fire a few years back and rushed into the building to extinguish the flames. He was successful but the battle cost him his eyesight. Now he's blind."
          "Oh that's a horrible tragedy" said the priest. "I'm going to say a prayer for him."
          "What a terrible story" said the doctor. "I know a good eye surgeon--perhaps he can help."
          The engineer wondered out loud, "Why doesn't he just play at night?"

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          • Mr. Bones
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            oh, dear...
        • MBMorgan
          Club Member
          • Sep 2015
          • 5609
          • Colorado
          • > Weber Genesis EP-330
            > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
            > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
            > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
            > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
            to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
            > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
            > Thermoworks Smoke
            > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
            > Thermoworks Thermapen
            > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
            > Anova sous vide circulator
            > Searzall torch
            > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

            > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
            > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
            > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

          I’m thinking I’m not the only one around here who kinda identifies with this:

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          • jecucolo
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            It is fun. Before Bill Cosby became unpopular he did this bit about how old people always laughed at young people. I remember laughing because it was so true now that I am old I understand why they laugh at the the young folks!

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Right there, with ya, Brother!

          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            Ah it's mostly just that they need to develop their "significance sensors". ;-)
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 10792
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Been more than a week...

            Did they ever find th other two, jus yet?

          • RonB
            RonB commented
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            Mr. Bones - not that I heard...

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Pity , bless their lil ol, pea-pickin hearts...
        • jgg85234
          Charter Member
          • Nov 2014
          • 733
          • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
          • *Cooking Equipment
            Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
            Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
            Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
            Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
            Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
            Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
            *Controllers
            Flame Boss 200
            *Thermometers
            Thermapen MK4 (Red)
            Thermopop (Red)
            Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
            *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
            *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
            *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
            *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
            *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
            *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

          When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.

          A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

          "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.


          "No, they went to town."

          "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

          "No, he went with Mom and Dad."

          The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message. ”

          "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant."

          The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

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          • Thunder77
            Thunder77 commented
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            Lmao!!!

          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            That's great!
        • Craigar
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 977
          • Papillion, NE
          • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
            * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
            * - Slow 'N Sear
            * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
            * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
            * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
            * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
            * - Thermoworks Dot
            * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
            * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
            * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
            * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
            * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
            * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

          For some reason Dr ROK came to mind when I saw this in a newsletter this morning:

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          • jharner
            jharner commented
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            That ## is funny
        • holehogg
          Club Member
          • Nov 2017
          • 1590
          • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

          A snake slithers into a bar up a stool and onto the counter and asks for a drink.
          Sorry can't do that.
          Why not?
          Because you can't hold your drink.

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          • CaptainMike
            CaptainMike commented
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            I think someone already posted this one, but it's one of my wife's favorites: Thomas Edison walks in to a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says okay, but don't get any bright ideas.
        • gwschenk
          Club Member
          • Aug 2015
          • 179
          • Sierra Madre, Calif.
          • Weber Smokey Mountain 18.5", Weber kettle 22", Thermoworks Thermopop and DOT

          I was going to tell a time travel joke, but you guys didn't like it.

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          • ComfortablyNumb
            Club Member
            • May 2017
            • 2594
            • Northeast Washington
            • KBQ C-60
              PK360
              Thermoworks Smoke
              Thermoworks Thermopop
              Thermoworks Dot

            A man walks into a bar carrying a living head, no body, just a head. He says to the barkeep, "This is my son, born with a rare defect, turned 21 today and I want to buy him his first drink." So the barkeep pours a drink, the man puts the glass to the lips of his son, and after swallowing a torso appears. "Pour another!" exclaims the son. He drinks the second and arms appear. "Pour another!" he demands. He drinks the third and just disappears altogether. The barkeep says to the bewildered father, "He should have quit while he was ahead."

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            • CaptainMike
              CaptainMike commented
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              Hah! One of my Dad's favorites!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 10792
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            gwschenk 's joke above reminded me of an old joke - Why don't psychics have a newspaper? 'cause they already know what's gonna be in it.

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            • Bighorn Dave
              Club Member
              • Aug 2018
              • 227
              • Nampa, Idaho

              A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death. The leader of the discussion said, ” We will all die some day, and none of us really know when, but if we did we would all do a better job of preparing ourselves for that inevitable event.”
              “Everybody shook their heads in agreement with this comment.”

              Then the leader said to the group, “What would you do if you knew you only had 4 weeks of life remaining before your death, and then the Great Judgment Day?”

              A gentleman said, ” I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives.”

              “Very good!” ,said the group leader, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.

              One lady spoke up and said enthusiastically, “I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving God, my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction.”

              “That”s wonderful!” the group leader commented, and all the group members agreed, that would be a very good thing to do.

              But one gentleman in the back finally spoke up loudly and said, “I would go to my mother-in-laws house for the 4 weeks.”

              Everyone was puzzled by this answer, and the group leader ask, “Why your mother-in-law’s home?”

              “Because that will make it the longest 4 weeks of my life!

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              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                I several times (different congregations) have asked for a show of hands of who wants to go to heaven. All the hands go up. Then I say that I'm getting a group together to go this afternoon, who's in? All the hands go down.
            • THE Humble Texan
              Club Member
              • Oct 2017
              • 145

              Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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              • Bogy
                Bogy commented
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                Other unanswerable questions:
                When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
                When someone offers you a "penny for your thoughts," and you put your 2 cents in, what happens to the other penny?
                When you say something is out of whack, what's a whack?

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            Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

            maverick PT55 thermometer

            A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

            Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


            If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

            slow n sear

            The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

            Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


            Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

            the good one grill

            The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

            Click here to read our complete review


            The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

            the good one grill

            The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

            Click here to read our complete review


            Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

            Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

            The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

            Click here to read our detailed review and to order


            Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

            The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

            The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

            Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


            Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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            Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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            The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

            NK-22-Ck Grill

            Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

            Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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            G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

            Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

            If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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            GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

            grill grates

            GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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            kareubequ bbq smoker

            Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

            The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

            Click here for our review of this superb smoker


            Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

            masterbuilt gas smoker

            The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

            Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

            Click here to read our detailed review


            Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

            masterbuilt gas smoker

            Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

            Click here to read our detailed review and to order


            PK 360 grill

            Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

            The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

            Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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            Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

            fireboard bbq thermometer

            With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

            Click here to read our detailed review


            Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

            Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

            Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

            Click here to read our detailed review and to order