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  • surfdog
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 499
    • Sunny SoCal
    • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center - Weber Summit Platinum D6 - Blue Rhino Razor - Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber - Anova WiFi - Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

    Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.
    You have my Word!

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    • Polarbear777
      Polarbear777 commented
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      These jokes are a project.

    • Craigar
      Craigar commented
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      ComfortablyNumb your PowerPoint has me on Edge.

    • jgg85234
      jgg85234 commented
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      What will he pay with? Microsoft discontinued Money
  • fracmeister
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 997
    • Sprang, TX
    • Dances with lemmings

      (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

    “I’m not really trying to impress anyone “

    “Well you are doing a great job of that “

    (Actual conversation today)

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    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      LMAO, sounds like one of my responses...
  • Donw
    Club Member
    • Jul 2017
    • 2028

    As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the back country of the county.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop and ask for directions.

    I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

    I felt bad and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

    The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

    And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

    When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

    As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I’ve never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

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    • jecucolo
      jecucolo commented
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      Awesome!

    • Bogy
      Bogy commented
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      I hate when I preach a whole sermon at a graveside, only to find out it was a septic tank! 😀
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 10808
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

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    • HawkerXP
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      If it was northern Virginia some a*****e would be trying to pass the trucks!

      Sorry, I meant "some woman in an SUV, texting, would be trying to pass those trucks."
      Last edited by HawkerXP; February 9th, 2019, 11:38 AM.

    • ComfortablyNumb
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      HawkerXP A few years ago one of our seasonal drivers tried to to split (yes, go between) two snowplows at the base of Fourth of July Pass. One mistake was not seeing the blade extension down on the one plow, the other was even trying. Haven’t seen him since.
  • jecucolo
    Club Member
    • Nov 2015
    • 1191
    • Schertz Texas
    • Pit Barrel Cooker
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
      Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
      Maverick ET-732
      Kingsford Original Charcoal
      Kingsford Competition Charcoal
      Anova Sous Vide

    A termite walks into a bar and says
    ”Is the bar tender here?”

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    • wu7y
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 69
      • Gillette Wyoming

      What did the termite say after it ate the bar?
      "Hello Walls"
      (with apologies to the late Faron Young)

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      • Thunder77
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 2509
        • Halethorpe, MD
        • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

        Apologies, had to pass this on.
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        • Donw
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          I dream of living in a country where a chicken can cross the road without it’s motives being questioned. 🙂
      • Thunder77
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 2509
        • Halethorpe, MD
        • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

        I like this one...
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        • Bogy
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 312
          • North Central Iowa
          • Weber Genesis E-310
            Original Grilla
            Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
            Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
            2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 10808
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

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            • Bogy
              Club Member
              • Mar 2016
              • 312
              • North Central Iowa
              • Weber Genesis E-310
                Original Grilla
                Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
                Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
                2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

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              • ComfortablyNumb
                Club Member
                • May 2017
                • 2597
                • Northeast Washington
                • KBQ C-60
                  PK360
                  Thermoworks Smoke
                  Thermoworks Thermopop
                  Thermoworks Dot

                Mods will probably re-direct this as it really isn't a joke:

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                • RonB
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2016
                  • 10808
                  • Near Richmond VA
                  • Weber Performer Deluxe
                    SNS
                    Pizza insert
                    Rotisserie
                    Smokenator 1000
                    Cookshack Smokette Elite
                    2 Thermapens
                    Chefalarm
                    Dot
                    lots of probes.
                    CyberQ



                  A blind man visits Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is big!”


                  “Everything is bigger in Texas,” says the bellhop.


                  The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands. “Wow these drinks are big!”


                  The bartender replies, “Everything is big in Texas.”


                  After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says the bartender.


                  The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in. Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms, he shouts, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”

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                  • randy56
                    Club Member
                    • Aug 2017
                    • 308
                    • Newburgh In

                    I was sitting in my truck at Walmart...


                    watching this guy who apparently forgot where he parked. He kept putting his remote in the air and every time he squeezed it...
                    I honked my horn.

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                    • jecucolo
                      jecucolo commented
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                      That was probably me! I got a bad case of CRS.

                    • Bogy
                      Bogy commented
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                      The worst is when you're working on a project, where you have to make multiple trips to the hardware store for the tool or part you just realized you need. By the third or fourth trip I can't remember where I parked that time.
                  • jecucolo
                    Club Member
                    • Nov 2015
                    • 1191
                    • Schertz Texas
                    • Pit Barrel Cooker
                      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                      Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
                      Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
                      Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
                      Maverick ET-732
                      Kingsford Original Charcoal
                      Kingsford Competition Charcoal
                      Anova Sous Vide

                    So why did the lollipop cross the road?

                    It was stuck on the chicken!

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                    Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                    maverick PT55 thermometer

                    A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                    Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                    If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                    slow n sear

                    The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                    Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                    Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                    the good one grill

                    The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                    Click here to read our complete review


                    The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                    the good one grill

                    The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                    Click here to read our complete review


                    Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                    Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                    The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                    The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                    The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                    Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                    Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                    Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                    NK-22-Ck Grill

                    Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                    Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                    G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                    Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                    If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

                    Click here to read our detailed review

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                    GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                    grill grates

                    GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                    Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                    kareubequ bbq smoker

                    Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                    The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                    Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                    Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                    masterbuilt gas smoker

                    The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                    Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                    Click here to read our detailed review


                    Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                    masterbuilt gas smoker

                    Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                    PK 360 grill

                    Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                    The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                    Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                    Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                    fireboard bbq thermometer

                    With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                    Click here to read our detailed review


                    Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                    Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                    Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                    Click here to read our detailed review and to order