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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 10696
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

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    • EdF
      EdF commented
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      Sad, but true!
  • HawkerXP
    Club Member
    • Jul 2016
    • 3932
    • Northern Virginia
    • 3 Weber kettles, and a PBC
      Thermopop
      Dot w two probes
      Slo n Sear
      Cold beer

    Hehehe
    Attached Files

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    • panteracfh3
      Club Member
      • Jul 2018
      • 263
      • Tewksbury, MA
      • "Jump in the fire!" - Metallica

      Firefighters in Dublin responded to a call that the local pub was on fire. When they get there, there's a man walking out of the burning bar covered in cinder and ash. As the crew is putting the fire out, the fire chief asks the man if he knew what caused the fire in the pub. The man said no....it was burning like that when I walked in

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      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 2573
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

        The barkeep tells the last patron, "Paddy, you have to leave, it's time to close." So Paddy gets off his barstool and BAM! falls flat on his face. So he thinks, "If I can jus' get meself to the street the fresh air will perk me up." So he crawls out of the pub to the street, stands up, and BAM! falls flat on his face. So he thinks, "If I can just get meself home I'll be good as rain." So he crawls a few blocks to his house, stands up, and BAM! falls flat on his face. So he now thinks, "If I can get me up the stairs and into bed without waking up the Missus, she'll never know and I'll be right as rain in the mornin'" So he crawls up the stairs, crawls into bed, and looks over at his wife who is sound asleep. He breathes a sigh of relief and goes to sleep. The next morning he is woken by his wife standing over him, "So you spent all night in the pub again, did you?" Terrified he replies, "What on earth makes you think that?" Sternly she says, "The barkeep just rang. He says you left your wheelchair there again."

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        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          Good One!
          Sláinte, Brother!
      • Thunder77
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 2491
        • Halethorpe, MD
        • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

        I live in a semi rural area.
        We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.


        The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

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        • THE Humble Texan
          THE Humble Texan commented
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          That has probably happened.....for real.

        • CaptainMike
          CaptainMike commented
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          A prominent CA university recently published the results of a study that stated you are much more likely to run into wildlife on highways in rural wooded areas than in other places. I don't recall the name, but I call it the "Duh! Study". Our tax dollars at work....

        • gcdmd
          gcdmd commented
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          @CaptainMike
          That reminds me of the study done back in the 70s that showed that you got better gas mileage if you kept your car properly maintained and tuned.
      • Thunder77
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 2491
        • Halethorpe, MD
        • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

        The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
        I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
        She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
        I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
        Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
        She is a government employee.....

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        • CaptainMike
          CaptainMike commented
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          And blonde?

        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          Lol!
          Also, I always wondered why drive through ATMs have Braille keypads

        • Thunder77
          Thunder77 commented
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          Me too Bonesy! Or why they have a sign at McDonald's drive thru that says "Braille menu available on request."
      • Thunder77
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 2491
        • Halethorpe, MD
        • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

        We had to have the garage door repaired.
        The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
        I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
        He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
        I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
        We haven't used that repairman since...

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        • ComfortablyNumb
          ComfortablyNumb commented
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          My brother and I used to get our kid brother to trade us his dimes for our nickels because they were bigger. He just might be your repairman!

        • Thunder77
          Thunder77 commented
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          HAHA! That's mean. Funny, but mean. :-)
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 2573
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

        I had a job interview today. After explaining their expectations, compensation, and benefits he said, "We are a drug free workplace. Any questions?" I said, "What kind of free drugs do we get?"

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        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          Lol!
          I'm guessin they said they'll call ya, huh?
      • jecucolo
        Club Member
        • Nov 2015
        • 1181
        • Schertz Texas
        • Pit Barrel Cooker
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
          Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
          Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
          Maverick ET-732
          Kingsford Original Charcoal
          Kingsford Competition Charcoal
          Anova Sous Vide

        What do you call babies with guns?
        infantry!

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        • jharner
          Club Member
          • Jan 2016
          • 1050
          • Louisiana - North West but a coon ass at heart
          • Cookers

            Camp Chef DLX Pellet Grill
            Weber 22.5 Kettle
            Brickman Box Smoker

            Accessories

            Slow N Sear
            Tube Smoker
            Turkey Cannon
            Rib racks
            Weber chimney starter

            Thermometer's

            Maverick ET 735
            Tru Temp 3619n
            Thermapen mk4
            Thermapop

            Favorite Drink

            Free beer
            Coors Light
            Windsor ( Canadian blended whiskey )

          A guy was at a bar one night Dragging a ten foot chain every where he went. Finally the curiosity got the best of one guy so he walks up and ask - why are up dragging that chain every where you go - response Have you ever tried to PUSH one of these damn things ?

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 10696
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            Do Not Wash Your Hair In The Shower!

            It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. It involves the shampoo when it runs down your body while you shower with it. Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!

            I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this claim:

            "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

            No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads:

            "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

            Problem solved!

            If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower.

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            • RonB
              RonB commented
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              Mr. Bones - I try to stay away from anything with "poo" in the name...
              Last edited by RonB; January 26th, 2019, 11:38 AM.

            • Polarbear777
              Polarbear777 commented
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              Forget shampoo, demand the real stuff.

            • Polarbear777
              Polarbear777 commented
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              Did you hear about the computer programmer that died in the shower? He read the instructions on the shampoo bottle.
              “Wash, rinse, repeat”
          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1181
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            What what do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
            Rick O’Shay

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            • gcdmd
              Charter Member
              • Sep 2014
              • 895
              • The Republic of Texas

              Polarbear777

              That reminds me of the 3 x 5 card that says

              How do you keep an Aggie busy for hours?
              (over)

              on both sides

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              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 10696
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

                POTATOES



                Well, A girl Potato and boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'of course.



                They wanted the best for Yam.



                When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.



                They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,'
                and end up with a bunch of tater tots.



                Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!



                But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either.



                She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.



                When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries.



                Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'



                Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips.



                But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.



                Tom Brokaw!



                Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.



                They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just......



                Are you ready for this?



                Are you sure?



                OK!



                Here it is!



                " A COMMONTATER "

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                • gcdmd
                  gcdmd commented
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                  LOL. Thanks for the update. The first time I heard that one it was Walter Cronkite.
                  Last edited by gcdmd; January 28th, 2019, 07:33 AM.

                • RonB
                  RonB commented
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                  Tom has been gone for some time too, so I assume this version has some age too.
                  gcdmd

                • JimLinebarger
                  JimLinebarger commented
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                  I don't care who you are, that's funny right thar!
              • gcdmd
                Charter Member
                • Sep 2014
                • 895
                • The Republic of Texas

                This reminds me of that old song about short people.

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                • CaptainMike
                  CaptainMike commented
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                  Wow, 5 Benjamins? That must be some ladder! For $500 I'd find the ladder and give 'em the head of whoever swiped it.

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              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

              Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

              Click here to read our complete review


              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

              The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read our complete review


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

              Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


              The Swiss Army Knife Of Thermometers

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              The smart folks at ThermoWorks have finally done it: The Swiss Army Knife of thermometers, two in one. Start with the industry standard food thermometer, the Thermapen MK4, (Platinum Medal winner) truly instant (2 to 3 seconds) precise (+ or – 0.7°F). Then they built in an infrared thermometer ideal for measuring the temps of pizza stones, griddles, and frying pans (also great for finding leaks around doors and windows in your house).

              Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal.


              Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

              Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

              Click here to read our detailed review

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              GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

              grill grates

              GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

              Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


              kareubequ bbq smoker

              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

              Click here for our review of this superb smoker


              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order


              PK 360 grill

              Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

              The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

              Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

              fireboard bbq thermometer

              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

              Click here to read our detailed review


              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

              Click here to read our detailed review and to order