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  • Steve R.
    Club Member
    • Jul 2016
    • 1866
    • Elizabethtown, KY
    • Current line-up of cookers: Weber 22.5" Original Premium kettle w/ SnS and BBQ Guru adapter; Old Country Over and Under smoker; PBC; Weber Ranch Kettle w/ Guru adapter.

    Words actually mean things:

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    • panteracfh3
      Club Member
      • Jul 2018
      • 263
      • Tewksbury, MA
      • "Jump in the fire!" - Metallica

      Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

      Fo drizzle

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      • CaptainMike
        CaptainMike commented
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        We need a rim shot guy over here!!!!

      • panteracfh3
        panteracfh3 commented
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        I do play drums...
    • Maineac
      Former Member
      • Dec 2018
      • 37
      • Central Maine

      Teamwork Building - http://www.deansmiley.com/Files/Teamwork%20Building.MP4

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      • Bogy
        Bogy commented
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        That's hilarious! I've used the trust fall exercise many times, but I've never had anyone do it that way! lol
        Last edited by Bogy; January 12th, 2019, 04:32 PM.

      • Donw
        Donw commented
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        Good one. I’m thinking this must be the team that broadcast the missle warning to Hawaii last year.

      • ComfortablyNumb
        ComfortablyNumb commented
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        I suppose the 'trust fall' exercise was followed by a 'language lesson'....
    • JCBBQ
      Club Member
      • Jan 2016
      • 1032
      • Jersey City, NJ
      • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        2x Mavrick 732
        Therma Pen Orange
        Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
        SF Giants

        MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

      Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not Strogonoff...

      😳😳😳😳
      😩😩😩😩

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      • holehogg
        holehogg commented
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        I thought mine are raw but yours meats the grade.

      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        Buddumtiss
    • ComfortablyNumb
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 2595
      • Northeast Washington
      • KBQ C-60
        PK360
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermopop
        Thermoworks Dot

      https://www.facebook.com/VT/videos/1788968607911640/

      Bet he never gets asked to cook a turkey again.

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      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        LMAO all the way through it. I guess those girls never heard of a turducken.

        If you ever do this you should probably partially cook the "fetus" before putting it into the turkey.
    • ComfortablyNumb
      Club Member
      • May 2017
      • 2595
      • Northeast Washington
      • KBQ C-60
        PK360
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Thermoworks Thermopop
        Thermoworks Dot

      Last night I dreamt I ate a five pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone. It left me down in the mouth all day.

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      • JimLinebarger
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        Thought we weren't suppose to do any fowl jokes....

      • Mosca
        Mosca commented
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        All night I was dreaming about working on mufflers and tail pipes. I woke up exhausted.
    • jharner
      Club Member
      • Jan 2016
      • 1050
      • Louisiana - North West but a coon ass at heart
      • Cookers

        Camp Chef DLX Pellet Grill
        Weber 22.5 Kettle
        Brickman Box Smoker

        Accessories

        Slow N Sear
        Tube Smoker
        Turkey Cannon
        Rib racks
        Weber chimney starter

        Thermometer's

        Maverick ET 735
        Tru Temp 3619n
        Thermapen mk4
        Thermapop

        Favorite Drink

        Free beer
        Coors Light
        Windsor ( Canadian blended whiskey )

      Do you know the difference between UNLAWFUL AND ILLEAGLE ? Unlawful means you broke the law! illeagle is a sick bird!

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      • Henrik
        Henrik commented
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        Ha ha ha!
    • Dick Anderson
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 67
      • Northern Sonoma County, California



      As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?
      You have been with me all through the bad times.
      When I got fired, you were there to support me.
      When my business failed, you were there.
      When I got shot, you were by my side.
      When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
      When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
      You know what Martha?'
      'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
      'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck.’

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      • gcdmd
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        I will not be repeating this one at the dinner table, at least not while my wife has a carving knife in her hand.
    • Keiferr
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 957
      • Southeast Michigan

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      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 898
        • The Republic of Texas

        I had a chicken sandwich for lunch today and remembered this. It may have been posted before, but here goes anyway:

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        • panteracfh3
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          Describes my two dogs to the letter...
      • holehogg
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 1590
        • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

        This is cheesy.

        What's the difference between a Pizza and my jokes?

        You can't top mine.

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        • Keiferr
          Club Member
          • Jun 2018
          • 957
          • Southeast Michigan

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          Potential cure for MCS (or other disorders)...

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          • FireMan
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            I say never my friend, never. Never a cure there’ll be for the MCS.
            That’s a really cool equation.🕶

          • JimLinebarger
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            2981?
        • JimLinebarger
          Club Member
          • Jun 2017
          • 639
          • Spokane Valley, Wa.
          • Grills/Smokers
            Blaze 32" 4-Burner Gas Grill w/infrared rear rotisserie burner
            Weber Jumbo Joe
            Weber 22" Master-Touch Kettle
            Pit Barrel Cooker
            Great Outdoors Smoky Mountain Series 36" Vertical Gas Smoker
            Traeger Timberline 850

            Thermometers
            Thermoworks Smoke
            Maverick ET-733
            Thermapen Mk4, Red

            Sous Vide
            Anova Culinary Sous Vide Precision Cooker, Bluetooth, 800W
            Anova Precision Cooker Insulated Container
            Lipavi C15 container and lid
            Lipavi L15 Rack

            Accessories
            SNS
            BBQ Guru DigiQ (for PBC and 22" Weber Kettle)
            BBQ Dragon
            BBQ Dragon Grill Table for 22" Weber Kettle
            Fire Butler (for Weber 22")
            Grill Grates for Jumbo Joe and Blaze grill
            Hovergrill

            About me
            Name: Jim
            Nick name: Bear
            Location: Spokane Valley, Wa.
            Born at a very young age at Egland AFB, Ft. Walton Beach, FL.

            USAF vet, ECM (F4 & B52)/B52 Crew Chief, Computer Systems NCO, disabled
            Former Computer Tech/Admin
            Campus Manager/Lead Tech/Tech (IT) for The Kemtah Group contracted to Intel, Rio Rancho, NM.
            Short Term Missionary to the Marshall Islands with MAPS of DFM of AOG

          Saw this on a FB group:

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          • Donw
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            You can cut the time almost in half if you use an Instant Pot.

          • MichaelF
            MichaelF commented
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            Do you have to peel it first?
        • jecucolo
          Club Member
          • Nov 2015
          • 1191
          • Schertz Texas
          • Pit Barrel Cooker
            Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
            Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
            Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
            Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
            Maverick ET-732
            Kingsford Original Charcoal
            Kingsford Competition Charcoal
            Anova Sous Vide

          Out on job site today and hand to use the port a potty. Most graphete is not post able. This was funny!
          Attached Files
          Last edited by jecucolo; January 19th, 2019, 11:13 AM.

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          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            "agua" should have been replaced with "cerveza."

          • jecucolo
            jecucolo commented
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            Probably not bilingual.

          • Steve R.
            Steve R. commented
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            I would be alarmed if I saw brown urine, but at least I could rule out dehydration as the cause!
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 10800
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

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          • CaptainMike
            CaptainMike commented
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            Thanks for the morning chuckle!

          • jecucolo
            jecucolo commented
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            That’s good!

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        Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

        maverick PT55 thermometer

        A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

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        slow n sear

        The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

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        Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

        the good one grill

        The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

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        The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

        the good one grill

        The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

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        Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

        Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

        The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

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        Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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        Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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        The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

        NK-22-Ck Grill

        Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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        G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

        Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

        If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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        GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

        grill grates

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        The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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        Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

        masterbuilt gas smoker

        The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

        Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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        Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

        masterbuilt gas smoker

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        PK 360 grill

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        The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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        Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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        With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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        Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

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