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    Indian vs irish Yoga:

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Lol! Brother!

      So, as I reckon it, we're in th Lead???

    • CaptainMike
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      And yet in spite of all their yogadabado the ancient Yogis are all still dead.

    • JimLinebarger
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      Every time there is a new joke and I scroll past this, I have to scroll back up and laugh all over again. This is classic!

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    What do you call an American Bee.

    USB

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    • Thunder77
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      groaaaaaan! That's a Spinaker joke if I ever saw one !

    I know I'm not the only one here that would do this! Need a turkey costume for my dog.

    https://m.facebook.com/groups/154113...20811824864321

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    • CaptainMike
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      OMG that's hilarious!!!!

    • Huskee
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      Lol!

    • panteracfh3
      panteracfh3 commented
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      That's outstanding!

    I seen this somewhere (sorry if it's here and I'm reposting, too lazy to look)

    "Be your own secret Santa- take an Ambien pill and log in to Amazon."

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      Just saw this one from allrecipes, 9 foods you WON'T be trying next year: http://dish.allrecipes.com/foods-you...id=17391869646

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        What's the difference between a badly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle.

        Attire

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        • holehogg
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          At the end of the morning drive radio station one of the presenters gets to share a joke. Sometimes they are really bad (purposefully). I share them here if Ithey seem goofy enough. jecucolo gcdmd do I take that as a compliment 😉

        • jecucolo
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          Yes! Goofy=Funny

        • gcdmd
          gcdmd commented
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          Yes. Definitely a compliment. I love puns.

        As my dad got older his memory (never great) began to slip. As a result, he'd tell the same jokes over and over. This one is fun on the first telling but gets really funny on the 47th delivery.

        Hear about the guy who got a hit of Viagra stuck in this throat?
        He ended up with a stiff neck!

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        • Steve R.
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          Why is that guy a "previous" boss, Mr. Bones?

        • Mr. Bones
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          Steve R. I outlasted him, as I have many other bosses; he became somebody else's problem many years ago...

        • EdF
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          Mr. Bones - I'm also an expert at outlasting bosses! Must be them genes!

        A man carries his bride into the honeymoon suite. Lays her on the bed, steps back and takes off his pants and throws then at her and says - put these on- she replies I can't they are to big. He says, remember that I wear the pants in the family! She slowly removes her panties and throws them at him and says put these on. He replays I can't get into these they are to small. She replays - and you won't till you change your attitude!!

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          A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?” and the driver says “Bout wut?”
          Last edited by Maineac; January 5, 2019, 05:43 AM.

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          • CaptainMike
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            Same Trooper "You drinkin'?", same guy "you buyin'?"

          So I was at the bar last night and the waitress screamed, “ANYONE KNOW CPR?”
          I said, “Hell, I know the entire alphabet.” Everyone laughed… well, all except this one guy.

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Lmao!!!!

          So a Trooper pulls over a little old lady with a broken tail light, and when she hands over her license and registration she also includes her concealed carry permit. The somewhat amused Trooper asks "What kind of pea-shooter do you carry, Ma'am?" She replied "Well, I have a nifty little snub-nosed .38 in my purse, a .357 magnum in the console in case it gets real, and in the glove box I have my husband's old 1911 .45 that he carried during the war"

          The now slack-jawed Trooper asks "Geez Ma'am, what all are you afraid of?" She replied "Sonny, not a damned thing"

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          • CaptainMike
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            Bogy that was most of the women I grew up around! I even married one like that.

          • Bogy
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            My wife is tough, and anyone smart doesn't mess with her, but she would never use a gun. Doesn't need to. She's a social worker who used to work in really rough neighborhoods in St. Louis, and never had a problem.

          • CaptainMike
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            Bogy, not to get too far down a rabbit hole, but we use lots of tools to build strong, safe communities. My Aunt was the best shot I have seen, with any gun, and quite a bit more than a few deer fed her table (much to the "chagrin" of my Uncle).

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Wow, no wonder I can't stop at one servin of beef!

          I picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles he asked me if I wasn’t afraid he might be a serial killer. I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car was highly unlikely.

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          • jecucolo
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            Very funny!

          • Donw
            Donw commented
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            Good one!

          I watched a cooking documentary on marijuana last nightt.

          I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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            A watermelon farmer noticed almost every morning several of his melons had been picked the night before, probably by kids. He checked out the fencing around his field and found where it appeared they had been getting into the field. Thinking a clever warning would stop the theft he posted a sign on the fence which read, "One of these watermelons is poisoned."

            The next morning he checked the field and found his sign had been changed to read, "Two of these watermelons are poisoned."

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            • Huskee
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              Snap!

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