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  • DWCowles
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 9760
    • Smiths Grove, Ky
    • Hi, my name is Darrell. I'm an OTR truck driver for over 25 years. During my off time I love doing backyard cooks. I have a 48" Lang Deluxe smoker, Rec-Tec pellet smoker,1 Weber Genesis 330, 1 Weber Performer (blue), 2 Weber kettles (1 black and 1 Copper), 1 26" Weber kettle, a WSM, 8 Maverick Redi Chek thermometers, a PartyQ, 2 SnS, Grill Grates, Cast Iron grates, 1 ThermoPop (orange) and 2 ThermoPens (pink and orange) and planning on adding more cooking accessories. Now I have an Anova sous vide, the Dragon blower and 2 Chef alarms from Thermoworks.

    hehehe
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    • Huskee
      Pit Boss/Manager
      • May 2014
      • 14001
      • central MI, USA
      • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

        Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

        Smokers / Grills
        • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
        • PBC
        • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
        • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
        • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
        • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
        • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
        • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
        • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
        • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

        Thermometers
        • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
        • (7) Maverick ET-732s
        • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
        • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
        • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
        • Thermapen MkII, orange
        • ThermoPop, yellow
        • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
        • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
        • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
        • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

        Accessories
        • Instant Pot 6qt
        • Anova Bluetooth SV
        • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
        • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
        • BBQ Dragon
        • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
        • Weber grill topper
        • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
        • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
        • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

        Beverages
        • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
        • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
        • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
        • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
        • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
        • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
        • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

        About me
        Real name: Aaron
        Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

        Occupation:
        • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

      ...what if Bigfoot really is blurry....

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      • Breadhead
        Banned Former Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1

        Welcome back Huskee. How was your fishing trip?

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        • Huskee
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          Good thanks. Cold and rainy mostly, one day of sun and sunburns, and less fish than hoped for but the beer was good and we had a good time.
      • richinlbrg
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1798
        • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
        • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

        Just what we all need for this weekend, one more warning.

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        • Huskee
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          Lol
      • Willy
        Charter Member
        • Apr 2015
        • 1766
        • High Desert of the Great Southwest

        Bob: "Jeez, John, I didn't know you wore an earring!"
        John: "I started when my wife found this earring in my truck."

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        • Yno
          Yno
          Former Member
          • May 2015
          • 406
          • Do you know the way to San Jose?

          A guy goes to his doctor complaining of severe constipation. The doc gives him a box of suppositories and tells him to come back when they are gone.

          Guy come back and says "For all the good those pills did, I might as well have shoved them up my ***!"

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          • Steve Vojtek
            Charter Member
            • Mar 2015
            • 613
            • Melbourne Australia
            • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
              Diy electric smoker
              A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
              Gas powered pizza oven
              GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
              Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
              Slow'nSear - my favourite
              2 x Thermapens
              2 x wireless thermometers
              3 x wired thermometers
              Favourite drink:
              Scotch whiskey various brands
              American Honey WT
              And beer ....
              And at work just plain old chilled water....

            Hahahaha...
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            • smarkley
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              Hahahaha! Good one!
          • Willy
            Charter Member
            • Apr 2015
            • 1766
            • High Desert of the Great Southwest

            Incest is a relative term.

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            • Spinaker
              Moderator
              • Nov 2014
              • 10052
              • Land of Tonka
              • John "J R"
                Instagram: JRBowlsby
                Smokin' Hound Que
                Minnesota/ United States of America

                ********************************************
                Assistants
                Dexter (Beagle mix)
                Kinnick (American Foxhound)
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                Grills/Smokers/Fryers
                Big Green Egg (Large) X2
                Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

                Broil King Keg
                Karubeque C-60
                Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
                Lodge L410 Hibachi
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
                R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

                Weber Spirit Gasser
                ******************.
                Thermometers
                FireBoard (Base Package)
                Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
                Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
                **************

                Accessories
                BBQ Dragon
                Big Green Egg Plate Setter
                Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
                Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

                Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
                Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

                Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
                Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
                Eggspander Kit X2
                Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

                Finex Cat Iron Line
                FireBoard Drive
                Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
                Grill Grates
                Joule Water Circulator
                KBQ Fire Grate

                Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
                Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
                Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
                Large Vortex
                Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
                Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
                Smithey No. 12
                Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
                Stargazer No.10, 12
                Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
                Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
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                Fuel
                FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
                Kingsford Blue and White
                Rockwood Lump Charcoal
                Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
                **************************

                Cutlery
                Buck 119 Special
                Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
                Global
                Shun
                Wusthof
                *******
                Next Major Purchase
                Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

              A Panda walks into a restaurant. He calmly sits down and orders his dinner. He has a great experience, the food was great as was the service. After the Panda pays his bill, he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and calmly walks out of the restaurant.
              The manager runs out after him and says, "HEY!!! YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!"
              The Panda turns to him and says, "Sure I can. Look me up in the dictionary."
              The manager then runs back to the restaurant, checks his online dictionary, and under the definition of a Panda, it says; Large, black and white bear, Eats: Shoots and Leaves.

              LOL!!

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              • KenC52
                Charter Member
                • Jun 2015
                • 62
                • Pittsburg, Texas
                • Weber One Touch Silver (22.5), Weber Performer, Weber Jumbo Joe, Weber Smokey Joe (which I made into a mini-WSM), Weber Q 120, Akorn Kamado.
                  Maverick ET 733
                  Favorite Cook - Texas Smoked Brisket (or pastrami with Amazing Ribs directions)

                Guy walks into a bar and notices a pretty woman sitting at the bar holding a small dog. He goes over and sits next to her and smiles. She scowls at him and moves a couple seats down. So the man asks, "Say, do they let you come in here with a pig?" She replies, "It's not a pig you moron, its a dog!" "I know, I was talking to the dog," says he.

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                • Willy
                  Charter Member
                  • Apr 2015
                  • 1766
                  • High Desert of the Great Southwest

                  Oldies, but relevant here:

                  Vegetarian is an old Indian word for lousy hunter.

                  PETA: People Enjoying Tasty Animals.
                  Last edited by Willy; July 13th, 2015, 11:53 AM.

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                  • Willy
                    Charter Member
                    • Apr 2015
                    • 1766
                    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

                    The 97 pound weakling complains to his Charles Atlas-like friend that women at the beach avoid him. The friend suggests stuffing a potato into his swim trunks. The fellow tries this (unsuccessfully) and complains to the body builder that not only was he shunned, the women actually ran away. Looking at the weakling's bathing suit, the friend replies that the potato was meant to be put in the FRONT, not in the back...

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                    • richinlbrg
                      Founding Member
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 1798
                      • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
                      • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

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                      • Willy
                        Charter Member
                        • Apr 2015
                        • 1766
                        • High Desert of the Great Southwest

                        This one is meant to be a shaggy dog story, so draw it out with lots of irrelevant details, but the plot is simple.

                        1) Roy Rogers gets his brand new cowboy boots chewed up by a mountain lion (he left them out on the porch), so he sets off in search of the offending critter.

                        2) Lots of irrelevant details about the hunt, capped off with Roy returning to the ranch.

                        3) Dale Evans (describe her Western garb in great detail) steps out on the porch, leans against a post and sings (to the tune of Chattanooga Choo Choo): Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes...

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                        • Yno
                          Yno
                          Former Member
                          • May 2015
                          • 406
                          • Do you know the way to San Jose?

                          @Willy, you opened the door to some bad puns.

                          A frog enters the bank to get a loan. He approaches the woman at the loan application desk and notes that her name tag reads: Jane Patty-Whack.

                          The Frog says, "Excuse me; I'd like to apply for a loan."
                          The woman says, "Um... Ok, I guess we can help you with that... May I ask your name?"
                          The frog responds, "Kermit Jagger."
                          Jane recognizes the Jagger name and asks, "Really? Are you relation to Mick Jagger?"
                          "Yes, actually! He's my dad."
                          "Alright, do you have any collateral?" Jane asks.
                          "Why, yes, of course!" replies Kermit, handing her a small pink ceramic elephant.
                          Confused, Jane states, "I'm not sure we can accept this as collateral..."
                          Immediately the frog replies, "Well, go speak to the manager about it. He and my dad are real tight."
                          She does so, and asks the manager, "Sir, there is a frog outside trying to get a loan from us. He says his name is Kermit Jagger, and I don’t know what this weird elephant thing is he wants to use as collateral."
                          The manager takes the figurine and explains, "Yes, what's the problem? It's a knick knack, Patty-Whack, give the frog a loan! His old man’s a Rolling Stone!"

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                          Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                          maverick PT55 thermometer

                          A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                          Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                          If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                          slow n sear

                          The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                          Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                          Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                          the good one grill

                          The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                          Click here to read our complete review


                          The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                          the good one grill

                          The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                          Click here to read our complete review


                          Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                          Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                          The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                          Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                          Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                          The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                          The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                          Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                          The Undisputed Champion!

                          thermapen

                          The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                          Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                          Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

                          Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                          The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                          NK-22-Ck Grill

                          Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                          Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                          G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                          Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                          If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

                          Click here to read our detailed review

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                          GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                          grill grates

                          GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

                          Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


                          kareubequ bbq smoker

                          Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                          The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                          Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                          Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                          masterbuilt gas smoker

                          The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                          Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                          Click here to read our detailed review


                          Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

                          masterbuilt gas smoker

                          Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

                          Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                          PK 360 grill

                          Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                          The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                          Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

                          Click here to order it direct from PK and get a special deal for AmazingRibs.com readers only


                          Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                          fireboard bbq thermometer

                          With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                          Click here to read our detailed review


                          Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                          Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                          Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                          Click here to read our detailed review and to order