Jokes!

[Panhead John]

[gcdmd]

I thought the punchline was going to be "So, did you get a deer yet this year?"

[Clark]

Panhead John Can't stop laughing! Excellent comeback....for you.

[ComfortablyNumb]

Hey, I've been to that bar. The robot took one look at me and said, "Sorry Mr. Numb, we don't serve morphine here."

[Panhead John]

When a customer’s IQ was 40, the robot would say, “The usual Mr. Clark?”

[Clark]

A bar installed a new-fangled robot bartender that worked great except it also could sense customers IQs while waiting on them.

When a customer's IQ was over 168, the robot would talk with them about physics, medicine, NASA, and nuclear reactors.

When a customer's IQ was 100, the robot talked with them about NASCAR, tractors, and beer.

When a customer's IQ was 65, the robot would lean over and quietly whisper...."Hook 'em Horns!"

[Clark]

A cannibal went into a restaurant run by other cannibals in the jungle.

It had a menu posted on the wall:

Tourist..............................$ 5.00
Boiled Missionary............$ 10.00
Fried Explorer..................$ 15.00
TEXANS-Baked/Grilled. $100.00

He called the waiter over and asked "why are Texans so expensive?"

The waiter replied "Ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap they take all day."

[pkadare]

Have to admit this took some thought. :-)

[Mosca]

Two good ones. Double like.

[pkadare]

After Jerry's unfortunate accident, Ostriches weren't allowed to work in the lumber mill ever again.