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  • HawkerXP
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    We have a neighbor who's car alarm goes off at 4:15am.
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    Click image for larger version Name: awkward timing belt bizarro.png Views: 139 Size: 618.3 KB ID: 923860

    Thank you Wayno and Piraro for Bizarro!
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  • Foehn Watts
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    --And it's amazing how the social filters start to weaken and all that stuff you shouldn't say fights to get out and sometimes DOES!
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    Don't piss off old people! The older we get the less "Life in Prison" is a deterrent!
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  • BeyondYard
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    My ex wife told me MY son was arrested for setting a building on fire. I corrected her... ARSON
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  • DesertRaider
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    Brisket flavored donut!
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    Back when I was younger I worked in a few restaurants, and honestly can't tell you how many times someone would order a dessert, like chocolate cake ice cream and a diet soda. But then again, they were always nice tippers. Could have been the extra whip cream. Naaaaaaaah.
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    Getting ready to take out a girl I’ve known for a very long time...I told her to bring a friend.

    Kinda shocked, she asked why I wanted her to bring a friend.

    I told her, “I’m not a completely SOB...I just don’t think you should walk home alone.” LOL
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    My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents house.
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    At my local Acme market there was a big red 'X' on the floor indicating where I should stand at the check out. Yeah right, I've seen too many Roadrunner cartoons to fall for that one.
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The Good-One Open Range is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

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The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all!

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We always liked Grilla. The small 31.5" x 29.5" footprint makes it ideal for use where BBQ space is limited, as on a condo patio.

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Delta by Nuke,
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Delta by Nuke burns wood or charcoal and comes with an adjustable height grill grate. This Argentinian grill will get your flame on!

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Genesis II E-335 
A Versatile Gasser That Does It All!

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Weber’s Genesis line has long been one of the most popular choices for gas grillers. The new Genesis II E-335 offers solid performance, a sear burner for sizzling heat and an excellent warranty.

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GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

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GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, kill hotspots, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily rmoved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke.

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The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is beautifully designed, completely portable, and much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado.

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The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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Napoleon's NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

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Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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