Jokes!

[Foehn Watts]

Wow. Now I've seen it too:

[Foehn Watts]

Coward!

[Bogy]

Mosca, I'll have to mention this to my British son in law. He will probably point out to me that his "traditional British food" is a tie between fish and chips and curry. Spicy curry. Although now they are in competition with his favorite American food, brisket smoked on the pellet burner I talked him into getting when the gasser we gave them as a wedding present wore out.

[Bogy]

And what are Girl Scout cookies made from?

[Panhead John]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.



A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f***ing potatoes!"

[Mosca]

[Panhead John]

You should have stopped while you were ahead.
😂

[Mosca]

Got it from a Brit...

[Panhead John]

Fun Facts Most People Didn’t Know!

[ComfortablyNumb]

So I then pulled out my pocket knife, leaned towards the knothole, and cut off the finger when it poked through. Then said, "Minus one, minus one, minus one."