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Panhead John Can't stop laughing! Excellent comeback....for you.
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Hey, I've been to that bar. The robot took one look at me and said, "Sorry Mr. Numb, we don't serve morphine here."
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When a customer’s IQ was 40, the robot would say, “The usual Mr. Clark?”Last edited by Panhead John; April 2, 2021, 10:31 AM.
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A bar installed a new-fangled robot bartender that worked great except it also could sense customers IQs while waiting on them.
When a customer's IQ was over 168, the robot would talk with them about physics, medicine, NASA, and nuclear reactors.
When a customer's IQ was 100, the robot talked with them about NASCAR, tractors, and beer.
When a customer's IQ was 65, the robot would lean over and quietly whisper...."Hook 'em Horns!"Last edited by Clark; April 4, 2021, 10:33 AM.
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A cannibal went into a restaurant run by other cannibals in the jungle.
It had a menu posted on the wall:
Tourist..............................$ 5.00
Boiled Missionary............$ 10.00
Fried Explorer..................$ 15.00
TEXANS-Baked/Grilled. $100.00
He called the waiter over and asked "why are Texans so expensive?"
The waiter replied "Ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap they take all day."
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2021 Meat-Up In Memphis Canceled
We've unfortunately had to cancel the 2021 Meat-Up in Memphis. We are rescheduling for tentatively March 18-21, 2022. Click here for more info: https://pitmaster.amazingribs.com/forum/announcements/misc/1014106-meat-up-in-memphis-2021-canceled
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