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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 10820
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    Ya want a bad joke?

    What language do Asian dogs speak?

    Yapanese...

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 2767
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

      I hope this one passes muster.

      [during sex]

      her: i want you to hurt me

      him: your sister’s more successful than you

      her: wait

      him: not a big fan of the new haircut

      her: stop

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      • jecucolo
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        Not getting this one?

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        Great commentary on communication
    • Willy
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 1765
      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

      1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
      2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
      3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
      4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
      5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
      6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
      7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
      8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
      9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
      10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
      11. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
      12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
      13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
      14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
      15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
      16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
      17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
      18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
      19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
      20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
      21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
      22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
      23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
      24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
      25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
      26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have, present company especially.
      27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
      28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
      29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
      30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
      31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
      32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
      33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
      34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
      35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
      36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
      37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
      38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
      39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
      40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
      41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
      42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
      43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
      44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
      45. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
      46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
      47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
      48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
      49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
      50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
      51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
      52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
      53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
      54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving wasn't for you.

      Veni,Vidi,Velcro--- I came,I saw,I stuck around.
      Last edited by Willy; September 19th, 2018, 10:50 AM.

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      • gcdmd
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        33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

        I watched an old episode of "Gunsmoke" the other day in which someone made that mistake.

        22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

        https://www.newspapers.com/clip/2282..._1967_morning/
        Last edited by gcdmd; September 21st, 2018, 10:41 AM.

      • wu7y
        wu7y commented
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        My mother always believed that if all the statisticians in the United States were laid end to end, it would serve them right.

      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        #18 - but the early worm gets eaten!
    • Spinaker
      Moderator
      • Nov 2014
      • 9829
      • Land of Tonka
      • John "J R"
        Instagram: JRBowlsby
        Smokin' Hound Que
        Minnesota/ United States of America

        ********************************************
        Assistants
        Dexter (Beagle mix)
        Kinnick (American Foxhound)
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        Big Green Egg (Large) X2
        Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

        Broil King Keg
        Karubeque C-60
        Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
        Lodge L410 Hibachi
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
        R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

        Weber Spirit Gasser
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        Thermometers
        FireBoard (Base Package)
        Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
        Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
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      I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

      (Reminds me of a Bio-Chem professor in college, he always had a great science joke for us!)

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    • holehogg
      Club Member
      • Nov 2017
      • 1594
      • Port Elizabeth, South Africa

      2 Muso’s on death row get to name their last wishes
      Muso 1: “I’d like to hear Achy Breaky Heart 10 times in a row”
      Muso 2: “Please execute me first”

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      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
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        LOL. A friend of mine's children had a tape of that which they played many times a day. One day when they came home from school it had mysteriously disappeared.
    • JGo37
      Club Member
      • Apr 2018
      • 1311
      • the LOU
      • Cookers:

        22" Blackstone Griddle, with stand & hood
        CharGriller Portable Firebox - so modified you'll BLOL
        Kitchenaid #810 Charcoal Grill - highly modified
        Weber BI-code Black Performer w/Igniter
        Weber DE-code Red Limited - 'Lucille'

        Accessories:

        Ancient heavy CI Propane Turkey Fryer, for lighting chimneys
        BBQ Dragon kettle shelves - 2
        Fyre Dragon Kettle Drippin' Ring, Burnin' Cone & Drippin' Pan - 2 sets
        Fyre Dragon Kettle Ribbin' Ring
        Fyre Dragon Kettle 2-Zone Smokin' Sheet
        OneGrill Rotisserie for the Kitchenaid
        Smokenator
        Smoking Tubes: 2x12" & 1x6"
        SnS
        Weber Gourmet Grill w/Griddle, Pizza Stone & Wok

        My Helpers:

        Anova 900W Sous Vide Cooker w/Radios
        Instant Pot 6Q Duo
        Nesco Tabletop Roaster
        & the PIT!

      We are apparently a different breed. What do 32.7% of all non-grillers do after sex? They go home.

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      • panteracfh3
        Club Member
        • Jul 2018
        • 263
        • Tewksbury, MA
        • "Jump in the fire!" - Metallica

        Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Rrrrrrrrrrrrr

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      • Willy
        Charter Member
        • Apr 2015
        • 1765
        • High Desert of the Great Southwest

        Things change as we get older...

        An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's, a local bar.

        Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.

        The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.

        After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.

        Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition".

        Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her other condition is.

        "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

        The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

        He whips out his wallet and puts $100 dollars in her hand...

        He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."

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        • Bogy
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 312
          • North Central Iowa
          • Weber Genesis E-310
            Original Grilla
            Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
            Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
            2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

          Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Wisconsin recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleyes. He had two buckets of fish.
          As it was during the spawning season, the game warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
          Ole replied, "No, sir! Dese here are my pet fish."
          "Pet fish?" the warden replied.
          "Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I take dese fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while. Den I vhistle and dey yump back into der buckets and I take dem home."
          "That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said the game warden.
          Ole looked at the game warden with an expression of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll just show you den. It really does vork, don'tcha know?"
          "O.K. I've got to see this!" The game warden was really qurious now.
          So Ole poured the fish into the lake and stood waiting. After several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said, "Well?"
          "Vell what?" responded Ole.
          "When are you going to call them back?"
          "Call who back?" asked Ole.
          "The fish!"
          "What fish?"

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          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            Ole is one of my heroes! He comes through again!

          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            A lot of those jokes get told as Cajun or Aggie jokes down in my neck of the woods. I've given up telling Aggie jokes to my son and granddaughter, both Aggies, since they've heard them all already.

          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            gcdmd I take Cajun or Aggie jokes, or really almost any joke, and turn it into an Ole and Lena joke. I tell from 2 to 4 of them at my Lion's Club every month, and when I restrict myself to clean ones I can tell in a mixed group, after 12 years I'm recycling as it is. Fortunately, its a group of old guys, and their memories aren't so good.
        • Polarbear777
          Club Member
          • Sep 2016
          • 1309

          Ole Lena and Sven are asked what they would take on a trip through the desert.

          Sven says “I would take a jug of water so when I get hot I can drink”

          Lena says “I would take an umbrella so I have shade from the hot sun.”

          Ole says “I would take a car door”.

          Lena asks “Why would you carry a car door?”

          Ole says “Oh, so when I get too hot, I can roll down da window”.

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          • gcdmd
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 903
            • The Republic of Texas

            Boudreaux and the Aggies

            Boudreaux was sitting in the City Bar in Maurice, La. one Saturday night, and had several beers under his belt. After a while, he looks at the guy sitting next to him, and asks him, "Hey, you wanna hear a good Aggie joke, you ?" The big guy replies, "Let me tell you something. I'm an oilfield roughneck, I weigh 270 pounds, and I don't like Cajuns. My buddy here is a pro football player, weighs 300 pounds, and he doesn't like Cajuns either. His friend on his other side, is a professional wrestler, weighs 320 pounds, always has a chip on his shoulder, and he likes Cajuns even less than we do, and we are all Aggies. Do you really want to tell us an Aggie joke ?" Boudreaux, all 150 pounds of Cajun attitude, tells him, "Mais, I guess not. After all I don't want have to explain it three times !"

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            • Bogy
              Bogy commented
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              Yep, that there's a good Ole, Lars and Swen joke.
          • gcdmd
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 903
            • The Republic of Texas

            Justin Wilson on the color of roux: “I cook the roux until it is the color of my brown shoes. One day I started to make a roux and I looked down and saw I was wearing red shoes. I could not make the roux.”

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            • Bogy
              Bogy commented
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              EdF The bark on the last pork butts I did would have matched your shoes.

            • EdF
              EdF commented
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              LOL! That's what I was worrying about!

            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              I tell you dat for true!!!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 10820
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            My buddy keeps saying, “Cheer up man! It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”


            I know he means well.

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            • Thunder77
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 2514
              • Halethorpe, MD
              • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

              Spinaker
              How much does a pirate pay for corn?
              A buccaneer....

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              • Spinaker
                Spinaker commented
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                Hahahahaha. I love it!
            • Huskee
              Pit Boss/Manager
              • May 2014
              • 13816
              • central MI, USA
              • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.


                Smokers / Grills
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                • PBC
                • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
                • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

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                • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
                • Thermapen MkII, orange
                • ThermoPop, yellow
                • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                Accessories
                • Instant Pot 6qt
                • Anova Bluetooth SV
                • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                • BBQ Dragon
                • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                • Weber grill topper
                • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                Beverages
                • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                About me
                Real name: Aaron
                Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                Occupation:
                • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

              Two boys discover a hole that looks very deep. They toss a rock down to see how deep it is, but they don't hear it hit the bottom. They find a bigger rock and toss it down and listen intently, but they don't hear it hit bottom either. They search for something bigger & heavier to toss down. A little ways away they find an anvil, so together they lift it and walk it to the hole and heave it down. As they're listening for it to hit the bottom they hear a rustling coming toward them and they look over just in time to notice a goat running right at them and it dives right down the hole. They boys are perplexed and a little saddened that this goat jumped down this seemingly endless hole to its death. A few moments later, as they're discussing these events, a farmer walks up to them and asks the boys if they'd seen a goat come through. They boys say "Yes! We did, it ran and jumped right down this hole!" "Down the hole, what?! That's impossible", said the farmer. "That goat was tied to an anvil."

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              • gcdmd
                gcdmd commented
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                That joke had a special ring for me. On a trip to Canada a number of years ago I went on a glacier hike with a group. We encountered a crevasse and wondered how deep it was. We got a rough idea by dropping a rock over the side and timing how long it took to hear the splash and then applying the basic physics formula, distance equals 16 multiplied by the square of the time in seconds.
                Last edited by gcdmd; October 7th, 2018, 04:32 PM.

              • gcdmd
                gcdmd commented
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                The day before yesterday I picked my 15 year old grandson up from school and told him the joke and the physics lesson. He liked both.
                Last edited by gcdmd; October 7th, 2018, 04:30 PM.

              • Huskee
                Huskee commented
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                gcdmd I never knew that, thanks! On a side note, there is also a formula to figure out the temperature in F if you count cricket chirps in 15 seconds and add 37 (or 14 seconds and add 40). Really in the age of smartphones and smart watches that tidbit is only valuable if you're sitting around a bonfire w/ friends and want a "well, I'll be.." moment.

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            Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

            The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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            Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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            The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

            Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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            PK 360 grill

            Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

            The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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            Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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            With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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            Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

            Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

            Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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