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  • Bogy
    Club Member
    • Mar 2016
    • 435
    • North Central Iowa
    • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
      Weber Genesis E-310
      Original Grilla
      Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
      Thermoworks ThermoPop
      Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
      Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
      2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

    The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

    The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC silenced them all when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..


    Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.

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    • Donw
      Donw commented
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      My wife would have added a like if she were a member!

    • FireMan
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      Well, Donw I’ll add one fer ya since I don’t hafta cuz I’m commentin!

    • BBQ_Steve-O
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      Now that's knee slappin funny!
  • KBaldwin
    Club Member
    • Nov 2017
    • 27
    • North Salt Lake, Utah

    I thought this was awesome, I relate to this all too well. Click image for larger version

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    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 11444
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike.



      I rode on, ruthlessly.

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      • gwschenk
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        That is like the first joke I ever heard! Or maybe I read it in Mad Magazine.

      • RonB
        RonB commented
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        I vote for Mad Mag.
    • Grill Master Dave
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 38
      • West Monroe,Louisiana

      Poor ole Boudreaux up and died one day. Upon arriving at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter greeted him, "Welcome to Heaven, dere Boudreaux!" Boudreaux exclaimed "Mai, tank ya, cher!" St. Peter explained to ole Boudreaux that there was one stipulation before he was allowed through the gates of Heaven....he had to answer one question and get it right. Boudreaux scratched his head and said, "Mai, ok, cher. What dat be?" St. Peter says "What is God's first name?" Boudreaux answers, "Mai, cher, dat be easy, it's Howard." St. Peter (laughing himself silly) "HOWARD? May I ask you, Boudreaux, how'd you come up with that name?" Boudreaux, smiling proudly, says "Mai cher, dat be an easy one.....Our Fadda who art in Heavin, HOWARD be thy name." St. Peter, still chuckling, says "I can't argue with that one, Boudreaux! Come on in!"

      This one is from my niece:

      Why did the turtle cross the road?

      To get to the Shell Station

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      • Bogy
        Bogy commented
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        EdF, I might be able to dig one of those up.

      • EdF
        EdF commented
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        I figured you could, once you slipped Ole into the thread! LOL!

      • Mr. Bones
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        Please, Brother Bogy : Don't leave poor ol Lena out, neither!
    • Grill Master Dave
      Club Member
      • Jun 2018
      • 38
      • West Monroe,Louisiana

      Yer welcome

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      • Bogy
        Club Member
        • Mar 2016
        • 435
        • North Central Iowa
        • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
          Weber Genesis E-310
          Original Grilla
          Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
          Thermoworks ThermoPop
          Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
          Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
          2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

        Both Ole and Sven wanted some money, so they went to the bank for a loan. Sven went in first. "I vant $10,000!"

        "What do you do for a living?" asked the manager.

        "I'm a pilot!" said Sven.

        "Well, that is a good profession!" said the manager, so he gave him the money.

        Then Ole went in and said, "I vant $10,000 too!"

        "Well, what do you do for a living?" asked the manager.

        "I'm a lumberjack," he replied.

        "Well, I can't give a lumberjack that kind of money," said the manager.

        "Vell, vat's the deal with dat, if I don't cut da wood, Sven can't pile it."

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        • Bogy
          Club Member
          • Mar 2016
          • 435
          • North Central Iowa
          • Blaz'n Grill Works Grid Iron
            Weber Genesis E-310
            Original Grilla
            Smokey Joe® Charcoal Grill 14"
            Thermoworks ThermoPop
            Thermoworks Thermapen Mk4
            Thermoworks Smoke Thermometer with gateway
            2 iGrillminis - from before they were Weber.

          One day Lena stops Ole and tells him that the outhouse is full and he has to do something about it. Ole comments that Sven is coming over the next weekend, and since he has been going to an engineering school he should have an idea of the best way to handle the situation.

          That weekend Sven comes over and Ole explains his dilemma....

          "Sven, we got to do somethin' about the outhouse, it is full and Lena is getting very upset about it."

          "Well Ole, I have an idea. We will place several sticks of dynamite around the outside of the outhouse with a fuse just long enough to allow us to run behind the house before it goes off. The outhouse will be blown straight up, the crap in the hole will be blown out into the fields to fertilize them, then outhouse will fall right back down to were it was."

          Ole thought this was a fantastic plan so Ole and Sven got to work and set all the dynamite just right. They lit the fuse and ran for the house. Just as they got to the back of the house Lena came running out the back door and made a bee line for the outhouse. Before Ole could stop her she ducked into the outhouse slamming the door behind her and......

          BOOOOM!, the dynamite blew.......the outhouse then shot straight up, the crap was blown out to the fields, and the outhouse dropped right back down where it originally sat, just like Sven had planned.

          Ole runs to the outhouse worried about Lena and reaches it just as she opens the door to come out. "Lena, Lena.....are you alright?"

          Lena is a little shaken up but responds .... "Yes Ole, I am fine.......but I have to tell you, I'm sure glad I didn't let that one go in the house!"

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          • EdF
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            Very difficult, I'm sure - especially the clean part. But we make our bed and then have to lie in it! ;-)

          • Mr. Bones
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            Ah, I see Lena got dere jus fine, before my comment, above!

          • Bogy
            Bogy commented
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            Oh no, Mr. Bones, I couldn't forget Lena.
        • gcdmd
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          • Sep 2014
          • 939
          • The Republic of Texas

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          • EdF
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            Looks like the basic food groups to me!

          • Thunder77
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            Sounds about right!
        • gcdmd
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          • Sep 2014
          • 939
          • The Republic of Texas

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          • gcdmd
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            • gcdmd
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              • gcdmd
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                • Sep 2014
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                • gwschenk
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                  OK, that's funny.
              • gcdmd
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                • Sep 2014
                • 939
                • The Republic of Texas

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                • gcdmd
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                  • gcdmd
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                    • EdF
                      EdF commented
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                      That's what I call competition!

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