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  • Foehn Watts
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    Bogy - and still " There is not enough time to get everything done."!
    Last edited by Foehn Watts; January 21, 2021, 01:50 PM.

  • Foehn Watts
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    I like this one!

  • ofelles
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    Bogy Damn, I spent 40 years in the wrong profession!

  • Bogy
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    Call me nuts! I enjoy preaching and it only takes an hour out of my week!

  • HawkerXP
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    You, has 3 letters

  • HawkerXP
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    Good ones!

  • ofelles
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    Why I Like Retirement!

    Question: How many days in a week?
    Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

    Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
    Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.

    Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
    Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

    Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
    Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

    Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
    Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

    Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
    Answer: Tied shoes.

    Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
    Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

    Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
    Answer: NUTS!

    Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
    Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

    Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
    Answer: Normal.

    Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
    Answer: The never-ending Coffee Break.

    Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
    Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.


    Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
    'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied....
    'Two years older than me'.
    'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
    She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?
    Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
    'And what do you think is the best thing
    about being 104?' the reporter asked...
    She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
    The nice thing about being senile is
    you can hide your own Easter eggs
    and have fun finding them.
    I've sure gotten old!
    I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that
    make me dizzy, winded, and subject to
    blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.
    Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
    But, thank goodness, I still have my driver's license.
    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to
    join a fitness club and start exercising.
    I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
    I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
    by the time I got my leotards on,
    the class was over.
    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    Know how to prevent sagging?
    Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
    It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
    These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
    THE SENILITY PRAYER:

    Grant me the senility to forget the people
    I never liked anyway, the good fortune

    to run into the ones I do, and the

    eyesight to tell the difference.

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  • Panhead John
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    But that one wouldn’t make sense....everyone knows coyotes can’t paint.

  • Polarbear777
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    They left off “coyote painting a fake tunnel onto a wall”.

  • Panhead John
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    Fire Chicken I made it all up in my head, then went into the forest looking for coyotes to shoot pictures of....and then I did a little photoshop....then I made it into a poster. Mmm.....Oh I forgot, I googled “Funny Signs”. 😂

  • Fire Chicken
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    Panhead John where the hell did you find that? Gotta know! 😂

  • Fire Chicken
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    Foehn Watts that's the best ever! LOL

  • Fire Chicken
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    Gotta love the next generation..

  • Fire Chicken
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    👍.

  • Fire Chicken
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    Got to admit, got me! LOL Good one 👍

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