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  • wu7y
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    I remember reading about that. I'd been in the Army for a bit when that happened and the Army Times didn't carry Dick Tracy back then.😀

  • Bogy
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    Dick Tracy's wrist radio was upgraded to a 2 way wrist TV in 1964. I remember when that was introduced.

  • Mr. Bones
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    Foehn Watts Actually benefited from th experience, in many ways...

    Fer instance: Learned me that runnin frozen parts through my limb chipper, vs th sometimes touted room temp?

    WAY Easier Cleanup...jus aim it into th hogpen, an let 'er RIP!!!

    Hit it with a garden hose, an a pump up sprayer of bleach water...

    Voila!

    (Plus, made room fer several Large briskets...)

  • Mr. Bones
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    gcdmd oh, now...I totally git that, Doc!

    After all, I work at a University...

  • Foehn Watts
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    Awwww, @Mr.Bones --you didn't get rid of human heads, you just trashed the excess stupidity you took care of!

  • Mr. Bones
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    Or finally disposed of alla those humon heads, from my 'lil difficult' period, here, been a spell back

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  • ofelles
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    The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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  • Mr. Bones
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    Next up: Soylent Green LOL

  • wu7y
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    Accurate "future forecasting" has been around for quite awhile. IIRC Dick Tracy had a wrist radio in the 50's and probably earlier than that. I can recall a little bit of the 40's but I couldn't read yet.

    Jules Verne and the Greeks were doing it even earlier than that.
    Last edited by wu7y; September 18, 2021, 11:54 AM.

  • Donw
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    Old things forecasting the future. Anyone remember the 60’s movie, “The President’s Analyst” starring James Coburn? In it the TPC, which later is revealed to stand for the “The Phone Company” had developed a Cerebrum Communicator which they wanted to have implanted in everyone’s brain so we could make calls. Who knew then that both the above comic strip and the movie would be so spot on. Only change I see is that they skipped the implant as most are happy to carry it in their pockets.

  • gcdmd
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    Mr. Bones
    It's called entitlement.

  • Mr. Bones
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    mn[]'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''ol<<< Smokey on keyboard, jus sayin Howdy, yall!

    "Th Telephone Prophecy..."

    Egads!!!!

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