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  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3094
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

    HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN:

    Be interested in what she has to say.
    Compliment her appearance.
    Buy her jewelry.
    Bring her flowers.
    Send her cards.
    Take long walks.

    HOW TO PLEASE A MAN:

    Show up naked.
    Bring beer.

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    • JCBBQ
      Club Member
      • Jan 2016
      • 1068
      • Jersey City, NJ
      • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        2x Mavrick 732
        Therma Pen Orange
        Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
        SF Giants

        MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

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      • FireMan
        Charter Member
        • Jul 2015
        • 7340
        • Bottom of Winnebago

        I was having a discussion with a friend who is a farmer. He was tellin me that the ground is still to cold to plant corn here. He told me the best temp etc. then told me what a friend of his paw told them once, “the best way to tell if the ground is ready to plant is, you go out in a field in the middle of the night, ya drop yer drawers & sit on the ground, if ya don’t have to get up, the temp is right. Someone asked about bein seen, he said, nobody is gonna be shining ya in the middle of a field in the middle,of the night. Planting problem solved.”

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        • ComfortablyNumb
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          Summed up, 'plant your ass before you plant your corn'.
      • FireMan
        Charter Member
        • Jul 2015
        • 7340
        • Bottom of Winnebago

        Lol! ComfortablyNumb . Bravo!

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        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 3115
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

          An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

          The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

          The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

          The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally said to his companion, "Aahh, What is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?

          His friends replies, "A Carnation??"

          "No. No. The other one" the man says.

          His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

          "Nahhhh, growls the man. You know the one that is red and has thorns."

          His friend said, "Do you mean a rose?"

          "Yes, Yes that's it. Thank you!" the first man says.

          He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

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          • MBMorgan
            Club Member
            • Sep 2015
            • 6036
            • Colorado
            • > Weber Genesis EP-330
              > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
              > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
              > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
              > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
              to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
              > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
              > Thermoworks Smoke
              > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
              > Thermoworks Thermapen
              > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
              > Anova sous vide circulator
              > Searzall torch
              > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

              > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
              > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
              > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

            Spring time in Colorado ...

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            • FireMan
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              When they hatch do their heads hurt after hitting the floor or is that’s what keeps em veganarians?
              Is there a humming noise just before the hatch?
              Is that species native to Colorado?
              Last edited by FireMan; May 10th, 2018, 04:47 PM.
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3115
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

            Dean Martin’s burger recipe:

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            • EdF
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              A man who had his priorities straight!

            • ComfortablyNumb
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              His friend Mr. Sinatra had a saying, "I feel sorry for people that don't drink because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they’re going to feel all day" He also said, “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

            • EdF
              EdF commented
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              Hail to the Chairman!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 12140
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            New Naval Ship Regulations
            New Naval Ships - female quarter regulations

            Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private "OFF LIMITS" area on all aircraft carriers.

            While addressing all personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised,

            "Female sleeping quarters will be "out-of-bounds" for all males.Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."

            And the Admiral continued,"Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150.

            Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500.

            Are there any questions?"

            At this point, a US Marine from the security detail assigned to a ship stood up in the crowd and inquired:

            "Sir, how much for a season pass?"

            God bless the Marine Corps!

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            • Mr. Bones
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              Don't know how I missed this one, Thanks, Brother!
          • fracmeister
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 1124
            • Sprang, TX
            • Dances with lemmings

              (and smokes on a Yoder 640, raises bees and shoots a .408 WIndrunner) "come la notte i furti miei seconda"

            Tools in my garage


            DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine used to propel metal stock from your hands into your chest simultaneously sending your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner to protect the wet finish.
            WIRE WHEEL: Creates a single bright spot on metal before throwing it under the workbench at the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh*t‘
            SKILL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.
            PLIERS: Used to begin the process of rounding bolt heads. Also used in the creation of blood-blisters.

            BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert a touch-up job to a major refinishing project.
            HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle which transforms human energy into crooked, unpredictable motion. The greater the effort to influence its course the more unpredictable the outcome.
            VISE-GRIPS: The second and last tool used in the process of rounding bolt heads. Also one of several gripping tools used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.
            COMPASS AND DIVIDERS: The compass, a two armed tool hinged at one end allowing adjustment, with a pencil at the end of one arm and a sharp point on the other; and dividers, similar to the compass but with two sharp points, are invisible when placed in a tool box with other tools. They can be found only by feel when the compass point punctures the end of a finger. Dividers double one's chances of finding the tool quickly. See 'Son of a B*tch' tool below.
            OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely to ignite flammable objects in your shop. It is particularly useful to ignite wheel hub grease while removing a bearing race.

            TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles to test wall integrity.

            PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or to open motor oil cans the easier to splash oil on your shirt; can also be used to strip out Phillips screw heads.

            STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. It is also often used to create non-removable screws and painful palm blisters.

            PRY BAR: A tool used to cause $50.00 damage while replacing a $.50 part.
            HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.
            HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer now is used as a divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent to the object we are trying to hit.
            UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as fabric seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. It is especially useful for slicing clothing and exposed skin.

            SON OF A B*TCH TOOL: Any handy tool which can be thrown across the shop while yelling 'Son of a B*tch' at the top of your lungs. It is also the next tool that you will need.

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            • CaptainMike
              CaptainMike commented
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              Hahahahaha, I have experienced every one of these! Some of them multiple times.

            • THE Humble Texan
              THE Humble Texan commented
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              Did you enjoy watching me work???? Let me know next time and I'll break out the drinks.

            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              The hacksaw one especially is spot on!
          • Willy
            Charter Member
            • Apr 2015
            • 1787
            • High Desert of the Great Southwest

            The following is a text message from Fred’s next-door neighbor:

            Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door.
            I’ve got a confession to make. I’ve been riddled w/guilt for a few
            months & have been trying to get up the courage to tell you
            face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text & I can’t live
            w/myself a minute longer w/o your knowing about this.
            The truth is that, when you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your
            wife, day & night. In fact, probably much more than you. I haven’t
            been getting it at home recently, but I know that’s no excuse. The
            temptation was just too great. I can’t live w/the guilt & hope you’ll
            accept my sincere apology & forgive me.
            Please suggest a fee for usage & I’ll pay you.
            Regards, Richard

            NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE:
            Fred, feeling very angry and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door,
            and shot Richard, killing him. He went back home, shot and killed his wife, poured
            himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his
            phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.

            2ND TEXT MESSAGE:
            Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
            I expect you figured it out & noticed that the darned Auto-Correct had
            changed “wifi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us
            all.

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            • Huskee
              Pit Boss
              • May 2014
              • 14679
              • central MI, USA
              • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

                Smokers / Grills
                • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                • PBC
                • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
                • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

                Thermometers
                • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
                • (7) Maverick ET-732s
                • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
                • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
                • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
                • Thermapen MkII, orange
                • ThermoPop, yellow
                • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                Accessories
                • Instant Pot 6qt
                • Anova Bluetooth SV
                • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                • BBQ Dragon
                • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                • Weber grill topper
                • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                Beverages
                • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                About me
                Real name: Aaron
                Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                Occupation:
                • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

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              • CaptainMike
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                I have the t-shirt.
            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 12140
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              SOS
              A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-17 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.

              The F17 pilot decided to show off. On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F17 youngster told the 777 pilot, “Hey Captain, watch this!”
              He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier, as the F17 screamed down at impossible G’s before levelling at almost sea level.
              The F-17 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?
              The 777 pilot said, “That was truly impressive, but watch this!”
              The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800km/hour, and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”

              Puzzled, the cocky F-17 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”
              The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five star hotel paid for by the company"

              LESSON OF LIFE:
              When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good thing!
              When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not such a bad thing!
              It's called S.O.S.
              Slower, Older and Smarter!
              Dedicated to all my friends approaching S.O.S.

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              • RichieB
                RichieB commented
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                Thanks for that one. I approched, entered and am in S.O.S. bliss....
            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 12140
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              Why don't Mobsters like Jehovah's Witnesses?

              Mobsters don't like ANY witnesses...

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              • ComfortablyNumb
                ComfortablyNumb commented
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                One of my favourite Rodney Dangerfield lines was, "I tell you, I get no respect. When Jehovah's Witnesses knock on my door, they tell me they're not interested!"
            • Huskee
              Pit Boss
              • May 2014
              • 14679
              • central MI, USA
              • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

                Smokers / Grills
                • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                • PBC
                • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
                • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

                Thermometers
                • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
                • (7) Maverick ET-732s
                • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
                • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
                • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
                • Thermapen MkII, orange
                • ThermoPop, yellow
                • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                Accessories
                • Instant Pot 6qt
                • Anova Bluetooth SV
                • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
                • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                • BBQ Dragon
                • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                • Weber grill topper
                • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                Beverages
                • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                About me
                Real name: Aaron
                Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                Occupation:
                • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

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              • ComfortablyNumb
                Club Member
                • May 2017
                • 3094
                • Northeast Washington
                • KBQ C-60
                  PK360
                  Thermoworks Smoke
                  Thermoworks Thermopop
                  Thermoworks Dot

                Lawyer jokes, eh?

                A man is in a curio shop in San Francisco's Chinatown and spied a small statue of a rat cast in brass. "How much is the brass rat?" he asks the shopkeeper. "The statue is $5.00, but the story behind it is $1000." The man tosses a five on the counter and tells him he can keep his story. He leaves the shop and as he is making his way up Grant he notices rats start coming out of alleys and dumpsters and following him. He picks up his pace as even more start following. He turns onto Broadway and begins running towards the Embarcadero as now hundreds of them are chasing him. He gets to the end of Pier 39, tosses the statue into the bay and pulls himself up a lamppost and watches a thousand rats jump into the bay and drown. After composing himself, he returns to the curio shop. The shopkeeper looks up and says, "Ah so, you come back for the story?" The man replies, "No. I was wondering if you have a brass statue of a lawyer."

                Feel free to substitute 'politician' for 'lawyer'.

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                • THE Humble Texan
                  THE Humble Texan commented
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                  Be careful with the Politician bit....Mine are the best money can buy. Every other politician needs to be replaced.

                • EdF
                  EdF commented
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                  Why do lawyers wear ties?

                • Craigar
                  Craigar commented
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                  EdF Ha! I see what you did there! Cracked me up!

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              Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

              Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

              Click here to read our complete review


              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

              The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

              Click here to read our complete review


              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

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              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

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              thermapen

              The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


              Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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              GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

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              GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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              PK 360 grill

              Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

              The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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              kareubequ bbq smoker

              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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              The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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              Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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              With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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