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  • Spinaker
    Moderator
    • Nov 2014
    • 10213
    • Land of Tonka
    • John "J R"
      Instagram: JRBowlsby
      Smokin' Hound Que
      Minnesota/ United States of America

      ********************************************
      Assistants
      Dexter (Beagle mix)
      Kinnick (American Foxhound)
      ************************

      Grills/Smokers/Fryers
      Big Green Egg (Large) X2
      Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

      Broil King Keg
      Karubeque C-60
      Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
      Lodge L410 Hibachi
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
      R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

      Weber Spirit Gasser
      ******************.
      Thermometers
      FireBoard (Base Package)
      Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
      Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
      **************

      Accessories
      BBQ Dragon
      Big Green Egg Plate Setter
      Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
      Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

      Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
      Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

      Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
      Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
      Eggspander Kit X2
      Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

      Finex Cat Iron Line
      FireBoard Drive
      Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
      Grill Grates
      Joule Water Circulator
      KBQ Fire Grate

      Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
      Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
      Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
      Large Vortex
      Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
      Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
      Smithey No. 12
      Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
      Stargazer No.10, 12
      Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
      Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
      ********************************
      Fuel
      FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
      Kingsford Blue and White
      Rockwood Lump Charcoal
      Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
      **************************

      Cutlery
      Buck 119 Special
      Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
      Global
      Shun
      Wusthof
      *******
      Next Major Purchase
      Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

    Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and wouldn't cha know it, I lost my job as a bus driver. :/

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 2865
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

      What’s the difference between stabbing a man and killing a hog?


      One is assault with intent to kill, the other is killing with intent to salt.

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      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 939
        • The Republic of Texas

        Q: I'm having guests who don't eat meat. What's a good substitute?

        A: Guests who do.

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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 11446
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

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          • Spinaker
            Spinaker commented
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            No kidding

          • Ozzie
            Ozzie commented
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            ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON!!! That is perfect!
        • Sephon
          Club Member
          • Jan 2017
          • 195
          • NW, PA
          • Setup
            • Primo Oval XL
            • Charbroil 990 w/ Custom Firebox
            • Fireboard w/ Fireboard Drive
            • Pit Viper Fan
            • iGrill 2
            • Thermapen Mk. 4
            • FOGO Premium Lump Charcoal
            Favorites
            Beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest
            Whiskey: Bulleit ; Weller 12
            Cook: Wings or Spare Ribs
            Hobby: Saltwater Fly fishing; Warhammer 40k

          Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"

          Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

          So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad time.

          "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"

          Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot whachoo think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... He had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

          Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."

          "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he craaaped in my pants, too."

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          • JCBBQ
            JCBBQ commented
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            Hahahaha
        • MBMorgan
          Club Member
          • Sep 2015
          • 5799
          • Colorado
          • > Weber Genesis EP-330
            > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
            > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
            > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
            > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
            to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
            > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
            > Thermoworks Smoke
            > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
            > Thermoworks Thermapen
            > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
            > Anova sous vide circulator
            > Searzall torch
            > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

            > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
            > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
            > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

          >>> <<<

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          • Mr. Bones
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            Carp!!!! How did I miss this one, MB?
            Lovin It, Brother!
        • gwschenk
          Club Member
          • Aug 2015
          • 179
          • Sierra Madre, Calif.
          • Weber Smokey Mountain 18.5", Weber kettle 22", Thermoworks Thermopop and DOT

          A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

          “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

          The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

          “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”

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          • Huskee
            Huskee commented
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            This made me literally LOL
        • MeatMonster
          Former Member
          • Mar 2017
          • 606
          • Ellon, Aberdeenshire

          Apologies to Vegans!
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          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            LOL!!!
            Poor Vegans!
            Very Dang Dang Funny, Mate!

          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            That suggests a potential line for a story:

            "I felt as lonely and out of place as a vegan in a barbecue joint."
        • Mr. Bones
          Birthday Hat Master
          • Sep 2016
          • 8023
          • Kansas Territory
          • Grills / Smokers
            *********************************************

            Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
            Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
            Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
            Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
            Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
            Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
            Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
            Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
            Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
            Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
            Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

            Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
            Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
            Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

            Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
            Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
            Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
            Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
            Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
            Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
            (Lime Green)
            Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
            Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



            Thermometers:
            *********************************************
            Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
            Maverick ET-732, (Black)
            Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
            ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
            Blue ThermaPen Mk4
            Orange Thermapen Mk4
            Pink Thermapen Mk4
            ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
            ThermoWorks Smoke
            ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
            4 Pro Series cable extensions
            Smoke Gateway

            Accessories:
            *********************************************
            2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
            BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
            Warming shelf
            MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
            Backyard Grill marinade injector
            Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
            Bear Paws
            Meat Rakes
            BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



            Cookware:
            Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
            G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
            '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
            60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
            50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
            Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
            Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

            Cutlery, etc.:
            Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
            Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
            Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
            Multiple steels, from all over the planet
            Crock sticks
            Diamond stones, various
            Lansky Sharpening System

            Tableware
            Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
            Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
            Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

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          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            But that thing needs a few bites taken out for authenticity!

          • fracmeister
            fracmeister commented
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            Just a touch of ketchup by her mouth and you are set

          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            Lol!
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 11446
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.

          So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area”.

          The king was polite and considerate, he replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way.”

          So he continued on his way.

          However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition. Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

          The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.” So the king hired the donkey. And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions. And the practice is unbroken to this day…

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          • THE Humble Texan
            THE Humble Texan commented
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            That applies to every elected official except mine. (;
        • gwschenk
          Club Member
          • Aug 2015
          • 179
          • Sierra Madre, Calif.
          • Weber Smokey Mountain 18.5", Weber kettle 22", Thermoworks Thermopop and DOT

          A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

          "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

          She replied, "How about $50?"

          The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

          "You're finished already?" he asked.

          "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

          "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porsche; it's a Ferrari."

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          • gcdmd
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 939
            • The Republic of Texas

            More redneck life hacks, some related to outdoor cooking:

            http://www.hooch.net/these-pictures-...+Top+Left+Rail

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            • gcdmd
              gcdmd commented
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              Thanks for the like, Mr. Bones ; I kinda had you in mind when I posted. No offense, I hope.

            • RonB
              RonB commented
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              I took notes...

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              Absolutely no offense taken, amigo, I always enjoy a good laugh!!!
          • gwschenk
            Club Member
            • Aug 2015
            • 179
            • Sierra Madre, Calif.
            • Weber Smokey Mountain 18.5", Weber kettle 22", Thermoworks Thermopop and DOT

            A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine
            restaurant.
            They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The
            waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
            noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table -
            but the man stared straight ahead.

            The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and
            out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

            The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it
            might offend other diners, went over to the table and tactfully began
            by saying to the man "Pardon me, Sir, but I think your wife just slid
            under the table.
            The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just
            walked in."

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            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              Lmao!!!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 11446
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            Three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary.

            “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed Son No. 1. ‘Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn’t have time to get you a gift.”

            “Not to worry,” said the father. “Important thing is we’re all together today.”

            Son No. 2 arrived. “You and Mom look great. Dad, I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you.”

            “It’s nothing,” said the father. “We’re glad you were able to come.”

            Just then the daughter arrived “Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn’t have time to get you anything.”

            After they had finished dessert, the father said, “There’s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college. Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”

            The three children gasped and said, “WHAT? You mean we’re bastards?”

            “Yep,” said the father, “Cheap ones, too.”

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            • Nate
              Charter Member
              • Apr 2015
              • 3766
              • Quarantined
              • INFO
                ~Known as: Nate
                ~Location: Cornfield in Southwestern Indiana
                ~Credit Manager for an Agriculture Coop.


                SMOKERS & GRILLS
                ~Grilla Original Grilla
                ~Char-Broil Commercial Tru-Infrared Gas Grill
                ~Pit Barrel Cooker
                ~Brinkmann Trailmaster Vertical Offset Smoker
                ~Weber Kettle 22.5" Original
                ~Weber Q1000


                THERMOMETERS
                ~Thermoworks Thermapen MX4
                ~Thermoworks Thermapen
                ~Thermoworks ThermoPop
                ~Thermoworks ChefAlarm TX-1100-XX (Orange and black)
                ~Thermoworks DOT TX-1200-XX (Black)
                ~Thermoworks IR-Gun-S Industrial Infrared Thermometer
                ~Maverick ET-733
                ~Maverick XR-50


                ACCESSORIES
                ~Stanley T-Stak mobile tool box for BBQ Supplies
                ~Slow 'n' Sear
                ~Drip 'n' Griddle
                ~Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
                ~Pro-Series Probes for Thermoworks
                ~Humphrey's Rib Spatula


                DRINKS
                ~Sweet Tea
                ~Bourbon
                ~Craft Beers or whatever is in your fridge

              A man comes home from work early to find his wife packing her bags. Puzzled he asks her: “What are you doing?” Frustrated she replies: “I’m moving to Las Vegas!”

              Even more confused at this point the man inquires: “Why?” To which she replies: “I can at least get $400 out there for what I do to you!”

              The man goes and grabs his suitcase and starts packing his stuff as well which prompts her to ask: “What do you think you’re doing?” He replies: “I’m going to Las Vegas as well.”

              Now even more frustrated the lady asks: “And why are you going to Las Vegas?” And with a smirk he replies: “Because I can’t wait to watch you try to live on $800 a year!”

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              • Thunder77
                Thunder77 commented
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                Rofl!

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            Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


            Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

            maverick PT55 thermometer

            A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

            Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


            If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

            slow n sear

            The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

            Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


            Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

            the good one grill

            The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

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            The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

            the good one grill

            The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

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            Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

            Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

            The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

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            Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

            The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

            The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

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            The Undisputed Champion!

            thermapen

            The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


            Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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            Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

            Click here to read our detailed review and to order


            The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

            NK-22-Ck Grill

            Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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            G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

            Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

            If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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            GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

            grill grates

            GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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            kareubequ bbq smoker

            Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

            The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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            Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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            The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

            Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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            Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

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            Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

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            PK 360 grill

            Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

            The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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            Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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            With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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            Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

            Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

            Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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