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  • wu7y
    Club Member
    • Oct 2017
    • 92
    • Gillette Wyoming

    There was a young lass from Madras
    who had a magnificent ass.
    It was not firm and pink, as you probably think,
    but was grey, had long ears and ate grass.

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    • wu7y
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 92
      • Gillette Wyoming

      I came across this list on a woodworking forum I used to follow. I would like to credit the original author but I don't know who it is. I have taken the liberty of adding a few of my own tools so this is not entirely plagiarized:
      Attached Files

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      • HawkerXP
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        I have quite a few of those.
    • Huskee
      Pit Boss/Manager
      • May 2014
      • 14264
      • central MI, USA
      • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

        Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

        Smokers / Grills
        • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
        • PBC
        • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
        • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
        • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
        • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
        • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
        • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
        • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
        • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

        Thermometers
        • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
        • (7) Maverick ET-732s
        • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
        • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
        • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
        • Thermapen MkII, orange
        • ThermoPop, yellow
        • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
        • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
        • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
        • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

        Accessories
        • Instant Pot 6qt
        • Anova Bluetooth SV
        • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
        • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
        • BBQ Dragon
        • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
        • Weber grill topper
        • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
        • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
        • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

        Beverages
        • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
        • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
        • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
        • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
        • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
        • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
        • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

        About me
        Real name: Aaron
        Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

        Occupation:
        • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

      Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when words are replaced with musical instruments until re-reading 3 times.

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      • David Parrish
        David Parrish commented
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        HAH! I got it on the 2nd go. I'm smarter than the average bear!

      • Thunder77
        Thunder77 commented
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        Got it in two, too!
    • Willy
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 1772
      • High Desert of the Great Southwest


      > > Subject: Church Bulletins from the typewriters of church ladies
      > >
      > >
      > >
      > > The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
      > >
      > > --------------------------
      > > The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

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      • Thunder77
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        Rofl!!
    • Elton's BBQ
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 1902
      • Saltnes Norway
      • Genesis 320 Limited
        Weber One Touch 57cm
        Weber Smokey Mountain 47cm

      Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, ‘What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.’ ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear,’ the first guy says. ‘I just need to outrun you.’


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      • Henrik
        Henrik commented
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        Lol! A classic!
    • wu7y
      Club Member
      • Oct 2017
      • 92
      • Gillette Wyoming

      Two African hunting guides were arguing about which of them was the greatest hunter. It soon became apparent that continuing the discussion was pointless. They decided that each would undertake a lion hunt the next day. The first to kill a lion would be the winner. The stakes were that a pint of the finest scotch whiskey would go to the winner.

      Early the next morning as one hunter was outfitting his party – bearers, beaters, food, and all of the other equipment needed for a successful hunt, the other hunter was lounging on the veranda, sipping his morning tea, and watching all of the activity. The hunting party soon left and the other hunter remained on the veranda.

      The first hunter and his party soon found a lion. The beaters surrounded it and began closing the circle to allow the hunter to get his shot.

      Just as the hunter was about to shoot the other hunter came over the area in a light plane, leaned out of the open door, and killed the lion with a machine gun thus winning the bet.




      The moral of the story:




      The shortest distance between two pints is a strafed lion.
      Last edited by wu7y; February 24th, 2018, 01:07 PM.

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      • RonB
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        So bad I love it...

        Spinaker
    • Willy
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 1772
      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

      Caller: Hello! Gordon's pizza?
      Google: No sir it's Google's pizza.
      Caller: So it's a wrong number?" Sorry
      Google:No sir, Google bought it.
      Caller: OK. Take my order please
      ​​​​​​​Google: Well sir, you want the usual?"
      Caller: The usual? You know me?
      ​​​​​​​Google: According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizzawith cheeses, sausage, thick crust.
      Caller: OK! This is it ...
      ​​​​​​​Google: May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?
      Caller: What? I hate vegetables.
      ​​​​​​​Google:Your cholesterol is not good, sir."
      Caller: How do you know?
      ​​​​​​​Google: We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide.
      We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
      Caller: Okay, but I do not want this pizza!,I already take medicine ...
      ​​​​​​​Google:"Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.
      Caller:I bought more from another drugstore.
      ​​​​​​​Google: It's not showing on your credit card statement
      Caller: I paid in cash
      ​​​​​​​Google: But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
      Caller: I have have other source of cash
      ​​​​​​​Google: This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.
      Caller:WHAT THE HELL?
      "I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you.❤❤❤
      Caller: Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me
      ​​​​​​​Google: "I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 5 weeks ago

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      • Willy
        Willy commented
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        @Spinaker: Alas, it wasn't me that fixed it. Perhaps Huskee? Thanks to whomever it was!

      • Spinaker
        Spinaker commented
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        You are welcome. Willy

      • Willy
        Willy commented
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        @Spinaker--Thanks; I should've realized that. I may be dumb but I am slow.
    • gwschenk
      Club Member
      • Aug 2015
      • 179
      • Sierra Madre, Calif.
      • Weber Smokey Mountain 18.5", Weber kettle 22", Thermoworks Thermopop and DOT

      A man calls a doctor on the phone. "Doctor, my wife is pregnant and the contractions are one minute apart, what should I do?"
      Doctor: Is this her first child?"
      Man: "No, you idiot, this is her husband!"

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      • Frozen Smoke
        Club Member
        • Nov 2017
        • 1528
        • Northern Mn

        New York detective decides to finally retire after 30 years on the police force. He has seen all the dregs of society and all the worst mankind has to offer. Just can't take it any longer. At his retirement party he gets asked what he's going to do now.
        " I bought a little place on the side of a mountain in Alaska" he replied. " Nearest neighbor is 40 miles away. I'm going to live in solitude, catch up on my reading and enjoy the peace and quiet"

        So after 6 months all is well on his little mountain retreat. He has been alone enjoying the solitude of nature and the mountains that surround him. One day he is sitting on his porch reading a book when he looks up and he sees this big burly man walking up his road. As he stands up the man hollers out "Hello I'm Carl your neighbor from the other side of the mountain"! I walked 40 miles to get here!

        "What can I do for ya Carl"? the detective asked as Carl walked up closer. "Came to invite ya to a party over at my place next week" Carl said.

        The detective thought for a minute thinking a little human company sounds pretty good about now. "Well sure Carl i would love to come" "Ok sounds good neighbor see ya Friday night around seven" Carl turns and starts to walk back when he stops and turns back and says "Well just to let ya know there's gonna be drinkin' fightin' and sex at this here party if any of that bothers ya some?"

        The detective looks at Carl and laughs and says "Not at all I've drank more than my share and I can hold my own in a fight with any man and well a little sex wouldn't bother me at all right about now"

        "Ok then I'll look forward to seein' ya next week" says Carl. Carl gets a little ways down the road when the detective shouts at him "Hey Carl what should I wear to this party? "Formal, casual what"? Carl looks back at him and says " Don't matter none, just going to be me and you"!

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        • MBMorgan
          Club Member
          • Sep 2015
          • 5797
          • Colorado
          • > Weber Genesis EP-330
            > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
            > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
            > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
            > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
            to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
            > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
            > Thermoworks Smoke
            > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
            > Thermoworks Thermapen
            > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
            > Anova sous vide circulator
            > Searzall torch
            > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

            > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
            > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
            > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

          Hope this helps:

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          • EdF
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            I think that's just about right!

          • ComfortablyNumb
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            This is a jokes thread. No need to get all serious......
        • Elton's BBQ
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 1902
          • Saltnes Norway
          • Genesis 320 Limited
            Weber One Touch 57cm
            Weber Smokey Mountain 47cm

          A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 11426
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            This not exactly a joke, but I think it will put a smile on your face. Warning! Adult language!!

            http://digg.com/video/impatient-driver-pulled-over

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            • ComfortablyNumb
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              My best was when I was taking a hazmat tanker down a grade and a car decides to pass on a double yellow line. The oncoming car had to pull over to the shoulder to avoid a head on collision. The cop behind him made a U-turn once he passed me. I pulled to the right and let him pass to give some love to the offender.
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 11426
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ



            I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
            The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

            Spinaker

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            • Spinaker
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              Hahaha, one of the finest!

            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              Oh dear....
          • Huskee
            Pit Boss/Manager
            • May 2014
            • 14264
            • central MI, USA
            • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

              Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

              Smokers / Grills
              • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
              • PBC
              • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
              • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
              • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
              • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
              • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
              • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
              • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
              • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

              Thermometers
              • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
              • (7) Maverick ET-732s
              • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
              • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
              • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
              • Thermapen MkII, orange
              • ThermoPop, yellow
              • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
              • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
              • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
              • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

              Accessories
              • Instant Pot 6qt
              • Anova Bluetooth SV
              • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
              • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
              • BBQ Dragon
              • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
              • Weber grill topper
              • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
              • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
              • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

              Beverages
              • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
              • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
              • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
              • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
              • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
              • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
              • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

              About me
              Real name: Aaron
              Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

              Occupation:
              • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

            The only liquid brisket marinade you'll need! 😂😂


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            • MBMorgan
              Club Member
              • Sep 2015
              • 5797
              • Colorado
              • > Weber Genesis EP-330
                > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
                > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
                > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
                > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
                to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
                > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
                > Thermoworks Smoke
                > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
                > Thermoworks Thermapen
                > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
                > Anova sous vide circulator
                > Searzall torch
                > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

                > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
                > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
                > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

              From somewhere on the interwebs ... outdoor cookery on a budget:

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              • ComfortablyNumb
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                Now don't we all feel stupid spending hundreds or thousands on cookers?

              • smokenoob
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                A junk mail pooper, noice!!!

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            The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

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            The Undisputed Champion!

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            The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


            Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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            Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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            The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

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            Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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            G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

            Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

            If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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            GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

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            GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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            Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

            The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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            Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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            The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

            Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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            Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

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            Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

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            PK 360 grill

            Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

            The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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            Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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            With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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            Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

            Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

            Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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