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  • ComfortablyNumb
    Club Member
    • May 2017
    • 3255
    • Northeast Washington
    • KBQ C-60
      PK360
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Thermoworks Thermopop
      Thermoworks Dot

    DWCowles might like this one.

    Two trucks are climbing a grade when a convertible with a hot babe in it passes one of the trucks. The trucker jumps on his CB and tells the lead trucker, "Get a load of what is about to pass." The convertible passes the lead truck and a few seconds later a female voice comes on the CB, "Didn't do anything for me."

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    • Mosca
      Charter Member
      • Oct 2014
      • 3368
      • PA
      • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 12710
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        None for me - thanx...

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      • Craigar
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1102
        • Papillion, NE
        • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
          * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
          * - Slow 'N Sear
          * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
          * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
          * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
          * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
          * - Thermoworks Dot
          * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
          * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
          * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
          * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
          * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
          * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

        I received this in a newsletter this morning and after yesterday, it pretty much sums it up:



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        • Daddio on the Patio
          Former Member
          • Sep 2017
          • 68
          • Suburb south of Kansas City

          A duck is on the side of a busy road waiting for a break in the action to make his way across when a chicken approaches and says, “Don’t do it man! You’ll never hear the end of it!”

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          • Spinaker
            Spinaker commented
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            Hahahaha. Love it. This is a good one.
        • MeatMonster
          Former Member
          • Mar 2017
          • 606
          • Ellon, Aberdeenshire

          Are limericks permissable?

          There was a young smoke from Kentucky,
          Whose cooks were incredibly lucky.
          Despite having no clue,
          he produced the best Q.
          I'd have though he'd be totally sucky!

          No offence in choosing Kentucky, it rhymes with lucky!

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          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            At least not on this and most other forums!

          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            Authentic limericks do have their appeal, though!

          • ComfortablyNumb
            ComfortablyNumb commented
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            I used to hang out in a chat channel at the Internet Chess Club and every once in a while we would have 'Limerick Night' where we would all compose limericks on the fly.
        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 12710
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ


          Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly
          Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - sheain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
          Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over ...women like that are hard to find."

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          • Polarbear777
            Club Member
            • Sep 2016
            • 1691

            If sweaters make you sweat, you should probably not wear a windbreaker.

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            • ComfortablyNumb
              ComfortablyNumb commented
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              You're pulling my finger.

            • RonB
              RonB commented
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              I don't need a windbreaker....
          • Mosca
            Charter Member
            • Oct 2014
            • 3368
            • PA
            • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

            a FUN RECIPE WITH JACKFRUIT...

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 12710
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS ANYMORE!
            No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

            An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally. On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars! Jerry said, We've got to give it back. Sally said, Finders keepers. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

            The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?
            Sally said, No.Jerry said, She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic. Sally said, Don't believe him, he’s getting senileThe agents turned to Jerry and began to question him. One said: Tell us the story from the beginning. Jerry said, Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ... The first police officer turned to his partner and said, Were outta here!

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            • MeatMonster
              Former Member
              • Mar 2017
              • 606
              • Ellon, Aberdeenshire

              Wifes credit card was stolen, a month later police rang the house to say they were closing in on the thief using the pattern of purchases being made. The husband having answered the phone said he'd actually like to drop the charges if possible, as he'd just recieved his credit card statement and the thief was spending less than his wife was!

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              • gwschenk
                Club Member
                • Aug 2015
                • 181
                • Sierra Madre, Calif.
                • Weber Smokey Mountain 18.5", Weber kettle 22", Thermoworks Thermopop and DOT

                Originally posted by MeatMonster View Post

                No offence in choosing Kentucky...
                There was a huge fire at the University of Kentucky library.



                Both books burned.



                One of them hadn't been colored in yet.

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                • Thunder77
                  Thunder77 commented
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                  Oh man, that’s wrong! Damn. Funny, but wrong!! 🤪🤪😂😂
              • Frozen Smoke
                Club Member
                • Nov 2017
                • 1528
                • Northern Mn

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                • gwschenk
                  Club Member
                  • Aug 2015
                  • 181
                  • Sierra Madre, Calif.
                  • Weber Smokey Mountain 18.5", Weber kettle 22", Thermoworks Thermopop and DOT

                  A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

                  Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

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                  • SMOG MAN
                    Club Member
                    • Jan 2016
                    • 294
                    • San Diego, California
                    • Rec Tec 680
                      Weber Performer
                      Weber Rotisserie for kettle
                      Weber Summit
                      My old worn out Gasser for burgers

                    A women calls her Mother-in-Law and asks, “Could you tell me who changes the child if it poops itself? Is it the Dad or Mom?”
                    The Mother-in-Law replies, “It is always the Mother, Honey.” To which the woman replies, “ok then, could you come over please, your son got drunk and sh*t himself.”

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