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  • Foehn Watts
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    OMG, don't tell my husband!!! Yikes!
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  • Foehn Watts
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    We live in sunny southern California. That pile'o'wood looks like someone knocked down all the stacked wood in our backyard. 3 stacks of wood, 1 foot off the ground, cut to fit our wood stove, one wood-length wide, each, oh, about, 20 or so feet long. Husband likes to be prepared, not that our winters are all that cold!!

    --WAIT, News Flash: 4 stacks of wood!!! He had some hidden by a wall behind a small bushy tree.

    So much wood, so little cold. . .
    Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 20, 2020, 06:56 PM. Reason: Corrections
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  • Foehn Watts
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    Panhead John . . . yeah, I read the post!

    and as for determining a winnah--is the bout between two persons or . . . are you fighting a personal battle, ah, with yourself, parts unspecified?
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  • Panhead John
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    Here ya go Bogy
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  • Bogy
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    I probably should update my avatar. There's a lot more grey in my hair than I had when that one was taken. More wrinkles too.
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  • Panhead John
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    You’ll need to wait in line. There’s a whole lotta them here. Not me of course, I’m talking about others.
    Last edited by Panhead John; October 20, 2020, 11:09 AM.
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  • HawkerXP
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    Amen brother!
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  • Bogy
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  • Panhead John
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    😂😂😂 What is so funny about that is just the visuals that go through your head. I mean, how do you determine the winner?
    Last edited by Panhead John; October 20, 2020, 12:22 PM.
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  • HawkerXP
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    I think what has saved you was not including your training video.
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  • HawkerXP
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    Looks like Spinaker backyard
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  • Bogy
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    I just bought a log cabin from Ikea!

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  • DesertRaider
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    Yup.
  • DesertRaider
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    I gotta say, I wouldn't know.
  • DesertRaider
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    I was going to say that was a groaner, but, whatever floats your boat! I know, too subtle
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