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  • Mr. Bones
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    Red Man BINGO!!!!

    I keeps me some Tito's on my bar, fer makin Bloody Marys...bout all vodka's good fer, exceptin auto parts cleanin, imo...

    Don't wanna be known as that guy who's up at 0500, already drinkin him some vodka, neither...

    I have no such compunction bout Bourbon fer breakfast, though!

    Basically jus fermented 'Wheaties, Breakfast of Champions'...
    Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 19, 2021, 11:56 AM.
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  • Red Man
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    Go back to coffee…add bourbon for extra happiness 😁
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  • Mr. Bones
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    Tito's, at least, am I right???

    Never settle fer bottom shelf vodka; Life's jus too dang danged precious, an short...
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    Hmm, average person maybe. Recalculating with my consumption and the same miles. I'm much more to a Hummer H1 than Honda Civic that's never gone over 55MPH.
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    I recently switched from coffee to orange juice in the mornings, and I am much happier. My doctor says it's the Vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.
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  • Mr. Bones
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    Yup, true dat ComfortablyNumb ...I'm much closer to shoots of asparagus, than a rather large squash lol

    Don't haveta diet, though...

    only 21,759 days old...
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    I look at people when I'm using a crosswalk and dare'em. "Go ahead and hit me! I'll put the biggest dang dent in your car I can!"
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    Mr. Bones That's all you can do as I've seen your picture, and no way you're livin' this one!
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    Lovin This one!
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    A *****inmen!
    First one already I have shown,hereabouts...it hangs out above me bar...

    Second one? It will, quite soon...
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    We'uns jus had th Stars n Stripes...
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