Jokes!

[Clark]

Panhead John You're on a roll! Keep it up.

[ComfortablyNumb]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"

[JimLinebarger]

That one is hanging up next to my monitor.

[Fire Chicken]

Panhead John that would have been my reply too! Lol Good times

[Andrrr]

🤣🤔😐🤮 willxfmr Too true though. Knowing our country there was probably a lawsuit behind it.

[willxfmr]

Just remember, for every sticker there is a story of why it was needed.

[Foehn Watts]

[Foehn Watts]

I saw this on a t-shirt. Sounds really familiar . . .

[Foehn Watts]

Bogy --Gorsh, I feel your pain--around here we are goofing off, procrastinating, and dinking around constantly. Stuff that needs to get done never gets done because it is at the bottom of the list of napping, zoning in front of the tube, looking up obscure stuff on the net, looking for good jokes . . . We don't even have things like doctor's appoinments. For the last several weeks the only place I have been is the grocery store and my sister's.

[Bogy]

Foehn Watts Ya got that right. Good thing I only work that hour a week, because I've taken my wife to two doctor's appointments this week, and it's eaten into my goofing off time something terrible.

[Panhead John]

More funny signs..

[wu7y]

It took me a bit to get it but I've been busy recovering from a broken neck.

[Foehn Watts]

Bogy - and still " There is not enough time to get everything done."!

[Foehn Watts]

I like this one!

[ofelles]

Bogy Damn, I spent 40 years in the wrong profession!