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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 12134
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

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    • EdF
      EdF commented
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      What's the sound of no one laughing?

    • Mudkat
      Mudkat commented
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      πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

    • JimLinebarger
      JimLinebarger commented
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      Was this joke on the "White" album?
  • Willy
    Charter Member
    • Apr 2015
    • 1787
    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

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    • RonB
      RonB commented
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      That's not a joke - it's a Commandment.
  • Willy
    Charter Member
    • Apr 2015
    • 1787
    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

    --
    Medicare Part G

    If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no nursing home care available for you, what do you do?

    You may opt for Medicare Part G.

    The plan gives anyone 70 or older, a gun (Part G) and one bullet.
    You may then shoot one worthless politician.

    This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head,central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.

    Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

    As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

    And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

    Is this a great country or what?

    You have now solved your senior Long-Term Care problem

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    • Mudkat
      Mudkat commented
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      Can I get an Amen. Amen brother. Amen.

    • EdF
      EdF commented
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      Amen, I say!
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 12134
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ



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    Henrik - It's up to you to keep us informed.
    Last edited by RonB; January 13th, 2018, 07:48 AM.

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    • gcdmd
      gcdmd commented
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      Just one

    • RonB
      RonB commented
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      Thanx - I thought I had found a faster way to post this type of image, but it didn't work.

    • Huskee
      Huskee commented
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      Got a real LOL outta me, thanks!
  • JimLinebarger
    Club Member
    • Jun 2017
    • 740
    • Spokane Valley, Wa.
    • Grills/Smokers
      Blaze 32" 4-Burner Gas Grill w/infrared rear rotisserie burner
      Weber Jumbo Joe
      Weber 22" Master-Touch Kettle
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      Great Outdoors Smoky Mountain Series 36" Vertical Gas Smoker
      Traeger Timberline 850

      Thermometers
      Thermoworks Smoke
      Maverick ET-733
      Thermapen Mk4, Red

      Sous Vide
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      Anova Precision Cooker Insulated Container
      Lipavi C15 container and lid
      Lipavi L15 Rack

      Accessories
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      BBQ Dragon
      BBQ Dragon Grill Table for 22" Weber Kettle
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      Grill Grates for Jumbo Joe and Blaze grill
      Hovergrill

      About me
      Name: Jim
      Nick name: Bear
      Location: Spokane Valley, Wa.
      Born at a very young age at Egland AFB, Ft. Walton Beach, FL.

      USAF vet, ECM (F4 & B52)/B52 Crew Chief, Computer Systems NCO, disabled
      Former Computer Tech/Admin
      Campus Manager/Lead Tech/Tech (IT) for The Kemtah Group contracted to Intel, Rio Rancho, NM.
      Short Term Missionary to the Marshall Islands with MAPS of DFM of AOG

    was sent this a few years ago...

    The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

    As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

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    • JimLinebarger
      Club Member
      • Jun 2017
      • 740
      • Spokane Valley, Wa.
      • Grills/Smokers
        Blaze 32" 4-Burner Gas Grill w/infrared rear rotisserie burner
        Weber Jumbo Joe
        Weber 22" Master-Touch Kettle
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Great Outdoors Smoky Mountain Series 36" Vertical Gas Smoker
        Traeger Timberline 850

        Thermometers
        Thermoworks Smoke
        Maverick ET-733
        Thermapen Mk4, Red

        Sous Vide
        Anova Culinary Sous Vide Precision Cooker, Bluetooth, 800W
        Anova Precision Cooker Insulated Container
        Lipavi C15 container and lid
        Lipavi L15 Rack

        Accessories
        SNS
        BBQ Guru DigiQ (for PBC and 22" Weber Kettle)
        BBQ Dragon
        BBQ Dragon Grill Table for 22" Weber Kettle
        Fire Butler (for Weber 22")
        Grill Grates for Jumbo Joe and Blaze grill
        Hovergrill

        About me
        Name: Jim
        Nick name: Bear
        Location: Spokane Valley, Wa.
        Born at a very young age at Egland AFB, Ft. Walton Beach, FL.

        USAF vet, ECM (F4 & B52)/B52 Crew Chief, Computer Systems NCO, disabled
        Former Computer Tech/Admin
        Campus Manager/Lead Tech/Tech (IT) for The Kemtah Group contracted to Intel, Rio Rancho, NM.
        Short Term Missionary to the Marshall Islands with MAPS of DFM of AOG

      PHONE REPAIR

      Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008
      A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

      The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

      The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

      Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

      1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

      2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

      3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

      4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

      5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

      Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

      Comment


      • Mr. Bones
        Mr. Bones commented
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        All over it gcdmd !
        Saw it a few days ago, jus got here to comment!
        Thanks, amigo!

      • gcdmd
        gcdmd commented
        Editing a comment
        De nada, Mr. Bones

      • Thunder77
        Thunder77 commented
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        Rofl!!!
    • Willy
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 1787
      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

      A young man went off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he called home.

      "Dad, you won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here that will teach our dog, Ole Blue, how to talk!"

      "That's amazing, how do I get Ole Blue in that program?"

      "Just send him over here with $1,000 and I can get him in the course."

      His father sent the dog and $1,000.

      About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again ran out. The boy called home.

      "So how's Ole Blue doing son?" his father asked.

      "Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm, but you just won't believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!"

      "Read!?" No kidding! How do we get Blue in that program?"

      Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."

      The money promptly arrived. The guy and his girlfriend were able to enjoy the whole semester. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.

      Even though he was always pretty much able to lie his way out of trouble, the guy asked his girlfriend to help him think of a really good lie to tell his Dad. She very quickly came up with a lie for him. She had him shoot the dog.

      When the young man arrived home at the end of the year, his father was very excited.
      "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!"

      "Dad, I have some grim news, yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually did. Then Ole Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your Daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives down the street?"

      The father went white. "I hope you shot that lying damn dog before he talks to your mother!"

      "I sure did, Dad!"

      "That's my boy!"

      Comment


      • EdF
        EdF commented
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        Great one, Willy !

      • ComfortablyNumb
        ComfortablyNumb commented
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        Reminds me of 'Tobermory' by Saki.
    • MBMorgan
      Club Member
      • Sep 2015
      • 6034
      • Colorado
      • > Weber Genesis EP-330
        > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
        > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
        > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
        > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
        to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
        > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
        > Thermoworks Smoke
        > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
        > Thermoworks Thermapen
        > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
        > Anova sous vide circulator
        > Searzall torch
        > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

        > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
        > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
        > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

      I suppose this works for beer and spirits, too ...

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    • Mr. Bones
      Birthday Hat Master
      • Sep 2016
      • 8720
      • Kansas Territory
      • Grills / Smokers
        *********************************************

        Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
        Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
        Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
        Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
        Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
        Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
        Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
        Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

        Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
        Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
        Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

        Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
        Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
        Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
        Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
        Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
        (Lime Green)
        Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
        Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



        Thermometers:
        *********************************************
        Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
        Maverick ET-732, (Black)
        Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
        ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
        Blue ThermaPen Mk4
        Orange Thermapen Mk4
        Pink Thermapen Mk4
        ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
        ThermoWorks Smoke
        ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
        4 Pro Series cable extensions
        Smoke Gateway

        Accessories:
        *********************************************
        2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
        BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
        Warming shelf
        MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale​
        Backyard Grill marinade injector
        Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
        Bear Paws
        Meat Rakes
        BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



        Cookware:
        Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
        G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
        '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
        60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
        50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
        Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
        Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

        Cutlery, etc.:
        Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
        Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
        Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
        Multiple steels, from all over the planet
        Crock sticks
        Diamond stones, various
        Lansky Sharpening System

        Tableware
        Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
        Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
        Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

      Hillbilly in the Army

      Dear Ma & Pa:

      Am well. Hope you are. Tell brother Walt and brother Elmer the Army beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all the places are filled. I was restless at first because you to got to stay in bed till nearly 5 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

      Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things -no hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

      Men got to shave, but it ain't bad, they git warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kinda weak on chops, potatoes, beef, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and regular food.

      But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It ain't no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which, the Sgt. says, are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is no my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.The city guys all get sore feet and we ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat.

      The Sgt. is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Colonels and Generals just ride around and frown. They don't bother none.

      This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shootin. I don't know why. The bull's-eye is near as big as a chipmunk and don't move. And it ain't shooting back, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lay there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load you own cartridges. They come in boxes. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join up before other fellows get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

      Your lovin daughter,
      Gail

      Comment


      • Mudkat
        Mudkat commented
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        Good ol gal that Gail!

      • CaptainMike
        CaptainMike commented
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        Love the classics!
    • Mr. Bones
      Birthday Hat Master
      • Sep 2016
      • 8720
      • Kansas Territory
      • Grills / Smokers
        *********************************************

        Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
        Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
        Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
        Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
        Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
        Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
        Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
        Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

        Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
        Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
        Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

        Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
        Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
        Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
        Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
        Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
        (Lime Green)
        Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
        Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



        Thermometers:
        *********************************************
        Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
        Maverick ET-732, (Black)
        Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
        ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
        Blue ThermaPen Mk4
        Orange Thermapen Mk4
        Pink Thermapen Mk4
        ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
        ThermoWorks Smoke
        ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
        4 Pro Series cable extensions
        Smoke Gateway

        Accessories:
        *********************************************
        2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
        BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
        Warming shelf
        MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale​
        Backyard Grill marinade injector
        Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
        Bear Paws
        Meat Rakes
        BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



        Cookware:
        Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
        G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
        '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
        60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
        50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
        Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
        Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

        Cutlery, etc.:
        Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
        Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
        Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
        Multiple steels, from all over the planet
        Crock sticks
        Diamond stones, various
        Lansky Sharpening System

        Tableware
        Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
        Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
        Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

      A farmer got pulled over by a local officer for speeding.
      The officer started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in
      general throw his weight around to try to make the farmer
      uncomfortable.
      Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket, and as he
      was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around
      his head.
      The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are
      ya?"
      The officer stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's
      what they are; I never heard of circle flies."
      "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle
      flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end
      of a horse."
      The officer says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then he
      stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a
      horse's ass?"
      The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
      enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a
      horse's ass."
      The officer says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to
      writing the ticket.
      After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

      Comment


      • CaptainMike
        CaptainMike commented
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        Hahaha!
    • Mr. Bones
      Birthday Hat Master
      • Sep 2016
      • 8720
      • Kansas Territory
      • Grills / Smokers
        *********************************************

        Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
        Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
        Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
        Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
        Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
        Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
        Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
        Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
        Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

        Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
        Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
        Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

        Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
        Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
        Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
        Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
        Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
        Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
        (Lime Green)
        Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
        Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



        Thermometers:
        *********************************************
        Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
        Maverick ET-732, (Black)
        Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
        ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
        Blue ThermaPen Mk4
        Orange Thermapen Mk4
        Pink Thermapen Mk4
        ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
        ThermoWorks Smoke
        ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
        4 Pro Series cable extensions
        Smoke Gateway

        Accessories:
        *********************************************
        2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
        BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
        Warming shelf
        MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale​
        Backyard Grill marinade injector
        Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
        Bear Paws
        Meat Rakes
        BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



        Cookware:
        Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
        G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
        '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
        60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
        50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
        Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
        Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

        Cutlery, etc.:
        Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
        Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
        Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
        Multiple steels, from all over the planet
        Crock sticks
        Diamond stones, various
        Lansky Sharpening System

        Tableware
        Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
        Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
        Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

      A wise old farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed the farmer the bill, and the farmer declared, "This isn't the price I saw!"
      The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, special tires etc. and that was what took the price up. The farmer needed the truck badly, paid the price and went home.
      A few months later, the salesman called up the farmer and said, "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. Do you have any for sale?"
      The farmer said, "Yes, I have a few cows, and I would sell for $500.00 apiece. Come look at them and take your pick."
      The salesman said he and his son would be right out.
      After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's cows, the two decided on one and the salesman proceeded to write out a check for $500.00.
      The farmer said--------"Now, wait a minute, that's not the final price of the cow. You're getting extras with it and you have to pay for that too."
      "What extras?" asked the salesman.
      Below is the list the farmer gave the salesman for the final price of the cow..........
      BASIC COW..............$500.00
      Two tone exterior.......................$45.00
      Extra stomach............................$75.00
      Product storing equipment.......$60.00
      Straw compartment...................$120.00
      4 Spigots @$10 ea...................$40.00
      Leather upholstery.....................$125.00
      Dual horns..................................$45.00
      Automatic fly swatter.................$38.00
      fertilizer attachment...................$185.00
      GRAND TOTAL.......................$1,233.00

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      • Mr. Bones
        Birthday Hat Master
        • Sep 2016
        • 8720
        • Kansas Territory
        • Grills / Smokers
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          Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
          Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
          Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
          Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
          Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
          Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
          Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
          Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
          Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
          Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
          Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

          Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
          Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
          Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

          Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
          Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
          Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
          Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
          Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
          Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
          (Lime Green)
          Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
          Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



          Thermometers:
          *********************************************
          Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
          Maverick ET-732, (Black)
          Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
          ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
          Blue ThermaPen Mk4
          Orange Thermapen Mk4
          Pink Thermapen Mk4
          ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
          ThermoWorks Smoke
          ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
          4 Pro Series cable extensions
          Smoke Gateway

          Accessories:
          *********************************************
          2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
          BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
          Warming shelf
          MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale​
          Backyard Grill marinade injector
          Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
          Bear Paws
          Meat Rakes
          BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



          Cookware:
          Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
          G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
          '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
          60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
          50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
          Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
          Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

          Cutlery, etc.:
          Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
          Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
          Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
          Multiple steels, from all over the planet
          Crock sticks
          Diamond stones, various
          Lansky Sharpening System

          Tableware
          Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
          Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
          Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

        The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206".

        Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

        Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

        The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

        Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

        Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

        Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

        Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 -- but I didn't land."

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        • gcdmd
          gcdmd commented
          Editing a comment
          Love it. Right after WWII my mother, my sister, and I joined my father in Frankfurt. Even though I was only 5 I still remember seeing some of the results of Speedbird 206's handiwork.

          Thanks for posting, Bones.

        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
          Editing a comment
          De nada, amigo gcdmd!
      • Mr. Bones
        Birthday Hat Master
        • Sep 2016
        • 8720
        • Kansas Territory
        • Grills / Smokers
          *********************************************

          Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
          Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
          Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
          Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
          Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
          Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
          Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
          Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
          Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
          Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
          Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

          Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
          Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
          Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

          Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
          Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
          Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
          Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
          Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
          Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
          (Lime Green)
          Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
          Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



          Thermometers:
          *********************************************
          Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
          Maverick ET-732, (Black)
          Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
          ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
          Blue ThermaPen Mk4
          Orange Thermapen Mk4
          Pink Thermapen Mk4
          ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
          ThermoWorks Smoke
          ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
          4 Pro Series cable extensions
          Smoke Gateway

          Accessories:
          *********************************************
          2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
          BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
          Warming shelf
          MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale​
          Backyard Grill marinade injector
          Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
          Bear Paws
          Meat Rakes
          BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



          Cookware:
          Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
          G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
          '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
          60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
          50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
          Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
          Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

          Cutlery, etc.:
          Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
          Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
          Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
          Multiple steels, from all over the planet
          Crock sticks
          Diamond stones, various
          Lansky Sharpening System

          Tableware
          Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
          Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
          Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

        Dogs vs Cats

        EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY:

        Day 180
        8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
        9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
        10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
        11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
        1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
        4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
        5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
        Day 181
        8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
        9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
        10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
        11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
        1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
        4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
        5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
        Day 182
        8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
        9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
        10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
        11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
        1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
        4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
        5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
        5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!


        EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY: Day 183
        My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
        Day 184
        Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.
        Day 185
        Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.... Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
        Day 186
        I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
        Day 187
        There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
        Day 188
        I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time!
        Last edited by Mr. Bones; January 20th, 2018, 05:23 PM.

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        • JCGrill
          JCGrill commented
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          So true.

        • richinlbrg
          richinlbrg commented
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          You are on a roll tonight, Mr. Bones !!

          Thank you!

        • Thunder77
          Thunder77 commented
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          I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
      • gcdmd
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 962
        • The Republic of Texas

        An English P.O.W. is in a German hospital with serious injuries. The doctor comes into his room and says, "The news iss bad. Ve are going to have to amputate your leg." The Brit replies "Right then. War is hell and all that malarkey. But could you ask your commandant if he wouldn't find it to much of a bother to drop it over my beloved homeland when he goes on his next bombing mission?" Off goes the doctor, and with the commandant's permission, they fulfill his request.

        A few days later, the doctor returns into his room and says, "More bad news. Ve are going to have to amputate your other leg." The Brit replies "Right then. War is hell and all that malarkey. Could you ask your commandant if he wouldn't mind terribly if he could drop it over my beloved homeland when he goes on his next bombing mission?" Off goes the doctor, and again his request is fulfilled.

        Another week passes, and the doctor returns to his room and says, "Achh! More bad news. Ve are going to have to amputate your arm." The Brit replies "Right then. War is hell and all that malarkey. Please do ask your commandant if he could find the time to drop it over my beloved homeland on his next bombing mission?" Sure enough, it is done.

        More time passes, and the doctor once again returns and says, "Ze news, she does not get any better. Ve are going to have to amputate your other arm!" The Brit replies "Right then. War is hell and all that malarkey. It would warm my heart dearly if the commandant could drop it over my beloved homeland on his next bombing mission." The doctor goes off and returns with an agitated look on his face. "The commandant says NO, he vill not do ziss for you. He thinks you are trying to escape!"

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        • Mr. Bones
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          Β‘Ja, bestimmt! Viel spass!
      • CaptainMike
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          Old school big'ol Traeger w/Pro controller (Big Tex)
          2 W22's w/SnS, DnG (1 black, 1 copper) (Minions 1 and 2)
          20+ y/o many times rebuilt Weber Genesis w/GrillGrates (Gas Passer)
          20 x 30 Santa Maria grill (Maria, duh)
          Bradley cabinet smoker (Pepper Gomez)
          36" Blackstone griddle (The Black Beauty)
          Fireboard
          Thermoworks Smoke and Thermapen.

        A little old lady was pulled over for a traffic violation and, per local requirements, handed over her concealed carry permit along with her other documents. When the officer saw it he asked if she had a firearm with her. She replied enthusiastically " Why yes I do! I have a sweet little snub nosed .38 Special in my purse, a wicked .357 Magnum in the console, and a 1911 .45 that my dear husband carried during the war in the glove box " The somewhat shocked officer asked "Geez ma'am, what in the world are you afraid of?!" She replied "Sonny, not a gawd damned thing"

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        Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

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        The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

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        The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

        the good one grill

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        The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

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