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  • Spinaker
    Moderator
    • Nov 2014
    • 10423
    • Land of Tonka
    • John "J R"
      Instagram: JRBowlsby
      Smokin' Hound Que
      Minnesota/ United States of America

      ********************************************
      Assistants
      Dexter (Beagle mix)
      Kinnick (American Foxhound)
      ************************

      Grills/Smokers/Fryers
      Big Green Egg (Large) X2
      Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

      Broil King Keg
      Karubeque C-60
      Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
      Lodge L410 Hibachi
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
      R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

      Weber Spirit Gasser
      ******************.
      Thermometers
      FireBoard (Base Package)
      Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
      Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
      **************

      Accessories
      BBQ Dragon
      Big Green Egg Plate Setter
      Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
      Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

      Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
      Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

      Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
      Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
      Eggspander Kit X2
      Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

      Finex Cat Iron Line
      FireBoard Drive
      Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
      Grill Grates
      Joule Water Circulator
      KBQ Fire Grate

      Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
      Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
      Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
      Large Vortex
      Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
      Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
      Smithey No. 12
      Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
      Stargazer No.10, 12
      Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
      Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
      ********************************
      Fuel
      FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
      Kingsford Blue and White
      Rockwood Lump Charcoal
      Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
      **************************

      Cutlery
      Buck 119 Special
      Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
      Global
      Shun
      Wusthof
      *******
      Next Major Purchase
      Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

    Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

    Because they have no body to go with.

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    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Boooo. Oh, that's a ghost response.
  • Spinaker
    Moderator
    • Nov 2014
    • 10423
    • Land of Tonka
    • John "J R"
      Instagram: JRBowlsby
      Smokin' Hound Que
      Minnesota/ United States of America

      ********************************************
      Assistants
      Dexter (Beagle mix)
      Kinnick (American Foxhound)
      ************************

      Grills/Smokers/Fryers
      Big Green Egg (Large) X2
      Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

      Broil King Keg
      Karubeque C-60
      Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
      Lodge L410 Hibachi
      Pit Barrel Cooker
      Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
      R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

      Weber Spirit Gasser
      ******************.
      Thermometers
      FireBoard (Base Package)
      Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
      Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
      **************

      Accessories
      BBQ Dragon
      Big Green Egg Plate Setter
      Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
      Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

      Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
      Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

      Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
      Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
      Eggspander Kit X2
      Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

      Finex Cat Iron Line
      FireBoard Drive
      Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
      Grill Grates
      Joule Water Circulator
      KBQ Fire Grate

      Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
      Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
      Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
      Large Vortex
      Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
      Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
      Smithey No. 12
      Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
      Stargazer No.10, 12
      Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
      Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
      ********************************
      Fuel
      FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
      Kingsford Blue and White
      Rockwood Lump Charcoal
      Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
      **************************

      Cutlery
      Buck 119 Special
      Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
      Global
      Shun
      Wusthof
      *******
      Next Major Purchase
      Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

    What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

    An irrelephant

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    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      LOL JCGrill

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Terrible!!!

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      Hahaha. tbob4
  • JCGrill
    Club Member
    • Mar 2017
    • 1693
    • Minneapolis / St Paul burbs
    • Charcoal - 22" Weber Kettle
      Gas - Saber
      Smoker - Green Mountain Daniel Boone
      Portable - Charbroil Tabletop Propane Grill

    And since Spinaker got it started... What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?

    Elephino.

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    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      No, no, no!!! Hahaha
  • Huskee
    Pit Boss
    • May 2014
    • 14687
    • central MI, USA
    • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

      Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

      Smokers / Grills
      • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
      • PBC
      • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
      • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
      • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
      • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
      • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
      • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
      • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
      • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

      Thermometers
      • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
      • (7) Maverick ET-732s
      • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
      • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
      • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
      • Thermapen MkII, orange
      • ThermoPop, yellow
      • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
      • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
      • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
      • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

      Accessories
      • Instant Pot 6qt
      • Anova Bluetooth SV
      • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
      • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
      • BBQ Dragon
      • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
      • Weber grill topper
      • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
      • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
      • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

      Beverages
      • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
      • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
      • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
      • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
      • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
      • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
      • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

      About me
      Real name: Aaron
      Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

      Occupation:
      • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

    The problem with too much alcohol is that it causes memory loss. Not to mention memory loss.

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    • JCGrill
      JCGrill commented
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      I forget who told me that.

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Like JCGrill , I think I heard that joke before. Just can't remember where or when.

    • CaptainMike
      CaptainMike commented
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      They say that memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember what the first thing was....
  • CaptainMike
    Club Member
    • Nov 2015
    • 2341
    • The Great State of Jefferson
    • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill w/SnS and DnG (Spartacus)
      Old school big'ol Traeger w/Pro controller (Big Tex)
      2 W22's w/SnS, DnG (1 black, 1 copper) (Minions 1 and 2)
      20+ y/o many times rebuilt Weber Genesis w/GrillGrates (Gas Passer)
      20 x 30 Santa Maria grill (Maria, duh)
      Bradley cabinet smoker (Pepper Gomez)
      36" Blackstone griddle (The Black Beauty)
      Fireboard
      Thermoworks Smoke and Thermapen.

    And speaking of elephants, why do elephants paint their toenails red?

    So they can hide in cherry trees, duh.

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    • kmhfive
      kmhfive commented
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      Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

    • JCGrill
      JCGrill commented
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      kmhfive nope. They hide pretty good, don't they?

    • Thunder77
      Thunder77 commented
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      Why are elephants all grey and wrinkled? No one has ever tried to iron one out! 😜
  • rwalters
    Club Member
    • Aug 2017
    • 371
    • MAK 2 Star -- Blackstone Griddles

      I am not a vegetarian, but I eat animals that are

    Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

    One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, "Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

    The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

    Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.

    They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

    Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna fell out of the plane, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

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    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      Great one!

    • kmhfive
      kmhfive commented
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      He's got a point!

    • Henrik
      Henrik commented
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      Lol! Ten bucks sure is ten bucks :-)
  • Huskee
    Pit Boss
    • May 2014
    • 14687
    • central MI, USA
    • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

      Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

      Smokers / Grills
      • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
      • PBC
      • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
      • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
      • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
      • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
      • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
      • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
      • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
      • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

      Thermometers
      • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
      • (7) Maverick ET-732s
      • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
      • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
      • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
      • Thermapen MkII, orange
      • ThermoPop, yellow
      • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
      • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
      • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
      • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

      Accessories
      • Instant Pot 6qt
      • Anova Bluetooth SV
      • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
      • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
      • BBQ Dragon
      • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
      • Weber grill topper
      • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
      • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
      • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

      Beverages
      • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
      • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
      • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
      • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
      • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
      • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
      • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

      About me
      Real name: Aaron
      Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

      Occupation:
      • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

    Bradley wakes up from a dizzying sleep with a massive headache and notices he's lying in a hospital bed. There sitting beside him is is wife Janelle. Bradley motions for Janelle to come near. As she leans in toward him, Bradley whispers "I want a divorce".

    Janelle is utterly shocked. She's sure it's the medicine making him speak nonsense.

    "Oh Bradley, you're not thinking clearly," she says. "You're on lots of pain medicine from your fall. The doctor said you might be a little out of it when you first wake up. It's ok honey, just rest."

    "No," whispers Bradley, "I'm thinking very clearly, and I want a divorce. Now".

    Shocked again, Janelle says "I thought we had a good marriage?"
    She begins to recount all they'd been through together since they'd first gotten married...

    "Didn't I study with you over & over when you kept failing your bar exam back when you were trying to get that law firm job?"
    "Wasn't I by your side when you got hit by the garbage truck?"
    "Didn't I nurse you back to health when the swarm of bees attacked you while we were on that walk?"
    "Who was there by your side when your surgery had complications and you were in the hospital for 2 weeks?"
    "Wasn't I the one who sat by your side when the doctor first diagnosed you with cancer?"
    "Didn't I sit there by you every day while you went through chemo and were deathly sick for months?"
    "Who called 911 for you when your ladder collapsed while we painting the house together?"
    "Who dragged your sorry butt outside when our house caught on fire that one night?"
    "Who tossed you the life jacket when our boat tipped over that time you took me fishing?"
    "Who was there clipping want ads from the paper when you lost your job?"
    "Who slept in the tent with you for 4 months when we lost our house to foreclosure?"

    "Why on earth would you want to divorce me after all we've been through together?!?!" Janelle asks.

    "Because Janelle, you've brought me the worst luck of my life and we've only been married one year."

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    • jlhilden
      Former Member
      • Jun 2017
      • 70
      • Ardmore PA

      A Southern woman and a high class rich lady are sitting in an airplane together.

      Southern woman: Where're ya from?

      Rich Lady: I come from a place where we do not end a sentence with a preposition.

      Southern woman: Where're ya from bitch?

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      • Henrik
        Henrik commented
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        Ha ha ha! Love it!
    • CaptainMike
      Club Member
      • Nov 2015
      • 2341
      • The Great State of Jefferson
      • Weber Summit Charcoal Grill w/SnS and DnG (Spartacus)
        Old school big'ol Traeger w/Pro controller (Big Tex)
        2 W22's w/SnS, DnG (1 black, 1 copper) (Minions 1 and 2)
        20+ y/o many times rebuilt Weber Genesis w/GrillGrates (Gas Passer)
        20 x 30 Santa Maria grill (Maria, duh)
        Bradley cabinet smoker (Pepper Gomez)
        36" Blackstone griddle (The Black Beauty)
        Fireboard
        Thermoworks Smoke and Thermapen.

      A priest, a rabbi and Raquel Welch are in a lifeboat, yadda, yadda, yadda, "Those aren't buoys!"

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      • CaptainMike
        CaptainMike commented
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        OK Huskee, that quote rings a bell but I can't place it. Sounds like something Mel Brooks or Larry David would write.

      • Huskee
        Huskee commented
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        Close, it's from Seinfeld, where they say that same yada yada buoys line.

      • JCGrill
        JCGrill commented
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        Huskee no, I mentioned the bisque.
    • fetyani
      Former Member
      • Jul 2016
      • 53
      • Jeddah,Saudi Arabia

      What do you call a long line at the barber shop?


      ....... Barber-Que!

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      • Spinaker
        Spinaker commented
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        Genius! Genius! Genius! tbob4 fetyani

      • EdF
        EdF commented
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        Eewww!

      • EdF
        EdF commented
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        Sweeney Todd?
    • jlhilden
      Former Member
      • Jun 2017
      • 70
      • Ardmore PA

      Did you hear about the Indian who drank 45 cups of tea? He drowned in his own T-P.

      Confucius say......

      Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

      Man who irons four leaf clover is pressing his luck.

      Man who wants to marry nurse must be patient.

      Man who eats many prunes sits on toilet many moons

      Teacher with crossed eyes cannot control pupils.


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      • Daddio on the Patio
        Former Member
        • Sep 2017
        • 68
        • Suburb south of Kansas City

        I love good jokes,

        A husband is concerned about his wife's hearing, so he goes to his doc to ask for help. He explains to the doc about his concern, and the doc gives him some specific instructions to confirm his suspicions.

        As instructed, the husband goes home and steps to the doorway of the kitchen where she is standing in front of the stove, back to him, cooking dinner. He asks her, "Hi Honey, what's for dinner?". No response. So, as instructed, he takes a few steps closer..."Hi Honey, what's for dinner?". Still no response, so he takes a few steps closer until he's right behind her. "Hi Honoey, what's for dinner?"

        And she says, "For the third time, meatloaf you deaf ba$tard!!"

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        • CaptainMike
          CaptainMike commented
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          Love the classics!

        • Mudkat
          Mudkat commented
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          All righty then Daddio. Looks like you'll fit right in here!
      • Steve Retherford
        Former Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 52
        • Suisun Ca,

        what do you get when you take the meat out of a hot dog?

        A hollow weenie.

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        • Henrik
          Henrik commented
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          Lol!
      • JohnInLA
        Club Member
        • Sep 2017
        • 28
        • South Louisiana
        • At my age, it's perfectly acceptable to start a sentence with, 'At my age...'

        A man walks into a bar and immediately notices 3 big cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling. He walks up and asks the bartender about them. Bartender replies "that's our nightly game here, if you can jump up and hit one of those pieces of meat, you drink for free all night. But if you miss, you buy a round for everyone in the bar"

        So the man looks up at the meat, looks around the bar counting up the patrons, and finally turns to the bartender and says, "nope, can't do it. The steaks are too high"

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        • tbob4
          tbob4 commented
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          ComfortablyNumb - The horse with the long face is asked by the bartender "Would you like to get something off your chest?" The horse says "I could tell you a bit but I don't want to saddle you with my problems."

        • ComfortablyNumb
          ComfortablyNumb commented
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          tbob4 Nice! But if we keep this up we could be beating a dead horse.

        • Henrik
          Henrik commented
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          Keep 'em comin! :-)
      • ComfortablyNumb
        Club Member
        • May 2017
        • 3098
        • Northeast Washington
        • KBQ C-60
          PK360
          Thermoworks Smoke
          Thermoworks Thermopop
          Thermoworks Dot

        A guy walks into a bar with a live head in his arms and sets it on the bar next to him. A bit horrified the bartender asks, "What's this?" "This", replies the man, "is my son who was born without a body. Today is his twenty-first birthday and I want to buy him a drink." So the bartender puts up two drinks and the man pours one into the mouth of his son. POOF! A torso magically appears. Astonished, the man pours the other drink into the mouth of his son. POOF! Arms magically appear. The son says to the bartender, "Give me another drink." The bartender hands it to him and the son gulps it down. POOF! The son disappears entirely. Bartender looks at the perplexed father and says, "He should have quit while he was ahead."

        Comment


        • kmhfive
          kmhfive commented
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          Oh, noooooooo!😁

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      Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

      The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

      The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

      Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


      The Undisputed Champion!

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      The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


      Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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      Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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      The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

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      Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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      G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

      Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

      If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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      GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

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      GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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      PK 360 grill

      Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

      The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

      Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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      Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

      The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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      Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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      The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

      Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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      Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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      With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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      Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

      Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

      Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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