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  • HawkerXP
    Club Member
    • Jul 2016
    • 4424
    • Northern Virginia
    • 3 Weber kettles, and a PBC
      Thermopop
      Dot w two probes
      Slo n Sear
      Cold beer

    Please don't yell at me.

    "Whats a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?"

    "The Letter Rrrr"

    "No!"

    "Its the C he loves."

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    • tbob4
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      Booooooooo!!!!!!
  • JCGrill
    Club Member
    • Mar 2017
    • 1447
    • Minneapolis / St Paul burbs
    • Charcoal - 22" Weber Kettle
      Gas - Saber
      Smoker - Green Mountain Daniel Boone
      Portable - Charbroil Tabletop Propane Grill

    Oldie here.

    A man has been having terrible headaches. He goes to the doctor who runs him through a battery of tests and tells him that the only solution is to have his testicles removed. The man is very depressed, but the headaches are debilitating, and so he proceeds.

    After the surgery he is headache-free and he has a new outlook on life. Things are going to be OK, even without testicles. He decides to buy himself a new suit. He goes to a tailor, walks in and tells him he wants a new suit. The tailor looks him up and down and says, "let's see, 17 inch neck." "That's right, how did you know," says the man. "Been in business 40 years!" says the tailor. "And a 34 inch waste." "Right again!" says the man. "I told you, I've been in business 40 years," says the tailor.

    "And a 36 inch inseam," says the tailor. "Ha!" says the man, "I'm a 34." "That's not possible," says the tailor. The man says, "really, I've always been a 34." The tailor says, "If you wear a 34 the pants will push your testicles up into the base of your spine and give you terrible headaches."

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Oy!

    • Mudkat
      Mudkat commented
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      This is joke forum not horror show forum!
  • MBMorgan
    Club Member
    • Sep 2015
    • 5799
    • Colorado
    • > Weber Genesis EP-330
      > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
      > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
      > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
      > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
      to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
      > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
      > Thermoworks Smoke
      > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
      > Thermoworks Thermapen
      > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
      > Anova sous vide circulator
      > Searzall torch
      > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

      > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
      > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
      > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

    Possibly one of the funniest videos I've ever seen: "Mousetrap Lego Mayhem"

    It's on Facebook but it seems to be available to anyone (I hope) ... enjoy!

    https://www.facebook.com/jmart.mall/...9946096227229/

    If the facebook link doesn't work for you, here it is on YouTube:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mBV5g87MIw

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    • Mudkat
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      Ha! Ha! Ha! What are we humans up too?

    • RonB
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      Fun stuff...
  • Mosca
    Charter Member
    • Oct 2014
    • 2865
    • PA
    • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

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    • surfdog
      Club Member
      • Mar 2016
      • 791
      • Sunny SoCal
      • Cooking gadgets
        Weber Summit Charcoal Grill Center
        Weber Summit Platinum D6
        Blue Rhino Razor
        Dyna-Glo XL Premium Dual Chamber
        Camp Chef Somerset IV along with their Artisan Pizza Oven 90
        Anova WiFi

        Thermometers
        Thermapen Mk4 - ThermaQ High Temp Kit - ThermaQ Meathead Kit - ThermaQ WiFi - ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S - ThermoPop -ThermoWorks ProNeedle - ThermoWorks TimeStick Trio x2 - and a Christopher Kimball timer - NO, I do not work for ThermoWorks...I just like their products.

        Other useful bits...
        KitchenAid 7-qt Pro Line stand mixer
        A Black & Decker food processor that I can't seem to murder
        A couple of immersion blenders, one a "consumer" model & the other a "high end" Italian thing. Yes, the Italian one is a bit better, but only marginally
        Instant Pot Duo Evo Plus 8-qt + accessories like egg-bite & egg holders
        All-Clad pots & pans, along with some cast iron...everything from 7" Skookie pans to 8-qt Dutch ovens
        Weber GBS griddle & pizza stone
        Knives range from Mercer to F. Dick to "You spent how much for one knife? One knife?!" LOL

      TWO OLD FRIENDS

      Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to Michigan, and the other to Florida.
      They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach and play golf.

      At age 40, they finish their round of golf and decide to go to lunch.
      “Where you wanna go?”
      “Hooters.”
      “Why?”
      “Well, you know, they got the girls with the tight shirts and the tight shorts and those legs."
      “OK."

      Years later at age 50 they play again.
      “Where you wanna go?”
      "Hooters."
      “Why?”
      “Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games.”
      “OK.”

      Later at age 60 they play a round of golf.
      “Where you wanna go?”
      “Hooters.”
      “Why?”
      “The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking.”
      ”OK.”

      At age 70 they play a round of golf.
      “Where you wanna go?”
      “Hooters.”
      “Why?”
      “Wings are half price for seniors.”
      “OK.”

      At age 80 they play their round of golf.
      “Where you wanna go?”
      “Hooters.”
      “Why?”
      “They have 6 handicapped spaces right by the door.”
      “OK.”

      At age 90 they finish a round of golf.
      “Where you wanna go?”
      “Hooters.”
      “Why?”
      “We’ve never been there before.”
      "Ok."

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      • Mudkat
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        Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm heading that way myself.
    • Willy
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 1774
      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

      When I call tech help, they ask me if I speak English. I say "yes" and they transfer me to a person whose English is so poor I can't understand them.

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      • Henrik
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        True story!

      • TheCountofQ
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        Ya, this one is a little to real for me to laugh at....
    • Craigar
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1035
      • Papillion, NE
      • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
        * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
        * - Slow 'N Sear
        * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
        * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
        * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
        * - Thermoworks Dot
        * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
        * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
        * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
        * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
        * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
        * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

      I received this from a buddy that grew up in the Houston area:

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      • Mudkat
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        Not sure it's big enough!
    • richinlbrg
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1798
      • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
      • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

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      • Mudkat
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        The best!
    • Sephon
      Club Member
      • Jan 2017
      • 195
      • NW, PA
      • Setup
        • Primo Oval XL
        • Charbroil 990 w/ Custom Firebox
        • Fireboard w/ Fireboard Drive
        • Pit Viper Fan
        • iGrill 2
        • Thermapen Mk. 4
        • FOGO Premium Lump Charcoal
        Favorites
        Beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest
        Whiskey: Bulleit ; Weller 12
        Cook: Wings or Spare Ribs
        Hobby: Saltwater Fly fishing; Warhammer 40k

      I once told a joke about Infinity.

      Never heard the end of it..........

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      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Terrible!!!!

      • jecucolo
        jecucolo commented
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        Love it
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 11446
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      The statement “You are what you eat” isn’t really true.

      If you eat a vegetarian, you probably aren’t a vegetarian.

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      • tbob4
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        Hahahaha. So that's why my wife calls me a cow! Thanks RonB. I thought it was a put down.

      • Mudkat
        Mudkat commented
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        Ha! Ha! Ha! I've never ate a donkey but still get called an a**. 🐴

      • surfdog
        surfdog commented
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        True that...and some of my favourite foods are vegetarians. ;-)
    • MBMorgan
      Club Member
      • Sep 2015
      • 5799
      • Colorado
      • > Weber Genesis EP-330
        > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
        > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
        > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
        > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
        to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
        > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
        > Thermoworks Smoke
        > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
        > Thermoworks Thermapen
        > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
        > Anova sous vide circulator
        > Searzall torch
        > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

        > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
        > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
        > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

      Found on the interwebs: The grocery store vegan food shelves during a disaster

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      • EdF
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        "Only in America. Land of opportunity ..."! ;-)

      • JCBBQ
        JCBBQ commented
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        Hahaha, that's hilarious!

      • DanielLubin
        DanielLubin commented
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        Yeah, I saw this on twitter a few days back. SUPER funny! I can't believe how crazy people are with this crap, especially in California. When there is a real emergency, people want to actually survive. Glad they choose real food
    • JCBBQ
      Club Member
      • Jan 2016
      • 1052
      • Jersey City, NJ
      • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        2x Mavrick 732
        Therma Pen Orange
        Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
        SF Giants

        MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

      Don't know if this has been posted already but it cracked me up, so here you go.

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      • richinlbrg
        richinlbrg commented
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        Whiskey, kmhfive. Whiskey

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Hahahahahaha!

      • richinlbrg
        richinlbrg commented
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        Personally, I think that Q would be, well, crappy.
    • Craigar
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1035
      • Papillion, NE
      • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
        * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
        * - Slow 'N Sear
        * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
        * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
        * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
        * - Thermoworks Dot
        * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
        * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
        * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
        * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
        * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
        * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods


      Maybe she should have.

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      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Now that's nostalgic!

      • JCGrill
        JCGrill commented
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        Ah, Schlitz. A lot of that was drunk when I was knee-high to a grasshopper. Sometimes I even got a taste.

      • Mudkat
        Mudkat commented
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        Hahaha! What beer? 😁
    • Huskee
      Pit Boss/Manager
      • May 2014
      • 14291
      • central MI, USA
      • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

        Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

        Smokers / Grills
        • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
        • PBC
        • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
        • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
        • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
        • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
        • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
        • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
        • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
        • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

        Thermometers
        • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
        • (7) Maverick ET-732s
        • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
        • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
        • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
        • Thermapen MkII, orange
        • ThermoPop, yellow
        • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
        • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
        • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
        • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

        Accessories
        • Instant Pot 6qt
        • Anova Bluetooth SV
        • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
        • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
        • BBQ Dragon
        • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
        • Weber grill topper
        • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
        • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
        • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

        Beverages
        • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
        • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
        • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
        • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
        • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
        • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
        • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

        About me
        Real name: Aaron
        Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

        Occupation:
        • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

      Fry-splatter gloves

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      • gcdmd
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        And here I thought they were just good for making silencers.
        Last edited by gcdmd; September 10th, 2017, 12:11 PM.

      • RonB
        RonB commented
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        HawkerXP - the left hand versions have Pepsi on the label.

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        RonB and HawkerXP - you guys are good!
    • Huskee
      Pit Boss/Manager
      • May 2014
      • 14291
      • central MI, USA
      • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

        Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

        Smokers / Grills
        • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
        • PBC
        • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
        • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
        • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
        • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
        • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
        • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
        • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
        • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

        Thermometers
        • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
        • (7) Maverick ET-732s
        • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
        • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
        • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
        • Thermapen MkII, orange
        • ThermoPop, yellow
        • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
        • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
        • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
        • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

        Accessories
        • Instant Pot 6qt
        • Anova Bluetooth SV
        • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
        • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
        • BBQ Dragon
        • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
        • Weber grill topper
        • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
        • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
        • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

        Beverages
        • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
        • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
        • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
        • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
        • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
        • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
        • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

        About me
        Real name: Aaron
        Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

        Occupation:
        • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

      Now why didn't I think of that? Genius!!

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      • kmhfive
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        Hey! Then you can just reheat it in the microwave!

      • CaptainMike
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        And for your disaster cache make sure you have plenty of powdered water.

      • tbob4
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        When you started this test you said "tasteful jokes only." Water has no real taste.

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    Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

    The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

    The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

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    The Undisputed Champion!

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    The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


    Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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    Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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    The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

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    Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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    G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

    Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

    If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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    GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

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    GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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    Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

    The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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    Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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    The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

    Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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    Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

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    Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

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    PK 360 grill

    Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

    The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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    Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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    With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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    Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

    Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

    Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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