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  • Mudkat
    Club Member
    • Feb 2017
    • 2100
    • At a river near me, MD
    • Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5"
      Weber 22" Kettel
      Weber Smokey Joe (2)
      One Grill 45" Rotisserie
      Lodge 5 qt. Dutch Oven
      Lodge 10.5" Double Loop Skillet
      Cast Iron 9" Skillet
      Cast Iron 12" Skillet
      Weber 22 Grill Grates
      Home Built 55 Gallon Ugly Drum Smoker - "MUDS"

    We didn't have a TV until I was 12. Three channels, all fuzzy. Didnt matter. We all sat around together and watched the thing. I like it better now. Everyone is in a different room and half of us don't watch TV.

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    • Thunder77
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 2486
      • Halethorpe, MD
      • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

      I read in a newspaper article that most automobile accidents happen with 7 miles of home. So I moved....

      Baa dum tish....

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      • Mudkat
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        ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

      • ComfortablyNumb
        ComfortablyNumb commented
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        I told my doctor it hurts when I raise my arm. He said, "Don't raise your arm."

        Percodan prescriptions are getting harder to come by these days!

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        I'm throwing tomatoes! Two thumbs up!!!
    • Thunder77
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 2486
      • Halethorpe, MD
      • Weber 22.5" Kettle with SnS Brinkmann 5 burner gasser. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

      I have an equestrian friend who is a Prince fan. She has Purple Reins.

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      • RonB
        RonB commented
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        Very bad - I love it! Spinaker
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 10673
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodyโ€ฆ men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

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      • Thunder77
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        Rofl!!
    • Craigar
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 963
      • Papillion, NE
      • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
        * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
        * - Slow 'N Sear
        * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
        * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
        * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
        * - Thermoworks Dot
        * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
        * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
        * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
        * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
        * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
        * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

      I woke up this morning wondering where the sun went...then it dawned on me.

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      • Thunder77
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        I wondered why that baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. ๐Ÿ˜œ

      • Mudkat
        Mudkat commented
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        I like Thunder77!

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Thunder77 - Horrible x 2!!!! Thumbs up.
    • richinlbrg
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1797
      • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
      • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

      MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:

      ATD - at the doctor.
      BFF - best friend fell.
      BTW -bring the wheelchair.
      BYOT - bring your own teeth.
      FWIW - forgot where I was.
      GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
      GHA - got heartburn again.
      IMHAO - is my hearing aid on?
      LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
      OMMR - on my massage recliner.
      ROFLACGU - rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

      I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, except some of these are hitting a bit closer to home!!!!

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      • kmhfive
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        Oh, I am using these! ๐Ÿ˜‚ and ๐Ÿ˜‚.

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Those are hilarious!!! I can finally teach my folks how to use their I-Phones properly.
    • Huskee
      Pit Boss/Manager
      • May 2014
      • 13717
      • central MI, USA
      • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue
        Smokers / Grills
        • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
        • PBC
        • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
        • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
        • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
        • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
        • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
        • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
        • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
        • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)


        Thermometers
        • (3) Maverick XR-50: 4-probe Wireless Thermometers
        • (7) Maverick ET-732s
        • (1) Maverick ET-735 Bluetooth (in box)
        • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
        • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
        • Thermapen MkII, orange
        • ThermoPop, yellow
        • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
        • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
        • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
        • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well


        Accessories
        • Instant Pot 6qt
        • Anova Bluetooth SV
        • Kitchen Aide mixer & meat grinder attachment
        • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
        • BBQ Dragon
        • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
        • Weber grill topper
        • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
        • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
        • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter


        Beverages
        • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
        • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
        • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
        • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
        • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
        • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
        • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.


        About me
        Real name: Aaron
        Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

        Occupation:
        • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

      This is probably an old joke but I hadn't heard it before. My uncle was up from Myrtle Beach (he moved there few years ago) the other day and we were hanging out on the deck sharing some beers. After a few hours we'd hit beer #3, and after those were long gone I asked if he wanted another. He said "I'm cutting myself off at 3... nah make it 3:30, let's see how many I can drink until then". We were rolling on the floor.

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      • Eugene A
        Charter Member
        • Aug 2014
        • 94
        • Port St John, FL (although the post office is Cocoa, FL)

        So, the doctor asks the man, "Do you smoke after sex?" And the man says, "I don't know. I never looked."

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        • RonB
          Club Member
          • Apr 2016
          • 10673
          • Near Richmond VA
          • Weber Performer Deluxe
            SNS
            Pizza insert
            Rotisserie
            Smokenator 1000
            Cookshack Smokette Elite
            2 Thermapens
            Chefalarm
            Dot
            lots of probes.
            CyberQ

          After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her shopping trips.


          Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.


          Yesterday she received the following letter, from the local Wal-Mart
          Dear Mrs. Cunningham:

          Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.

          We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

          Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Cunningham, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

          1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

          2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

          3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

          4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'.

          This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time; and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

          5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

          6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

          7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

          8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

          9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

          10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

          11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

          12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

          13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

          14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

          15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?


          16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'

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          • gcdmd
            gcdmd commented
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            If I only had the courage...

          • tbob4
            tbob4 commented
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            I could see myself doing almost every one of those things! Why can't I just grow up?

          • GregS
            GregS commented
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            reading this at work. People are staring at me laughing like a loon.
        • Mr. Bones
          Birthday Hat Master
          • Sep 2016
          • 7849
          • Kansas Territory
          • Grills / Smokers
            *********************************************

            Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
            Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
            Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
            Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
            Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
            Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
            Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
            Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
            Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
            Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
            Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

            Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
            Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
            Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

            Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
            Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
            Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
            Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
            Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
            Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
            (Lime Green)
            Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
            Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



            Thermometers:
            *********************************************
            Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
            Maverick ET-732, (Black)
            Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
            ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
            Blue ThermaPen Mk4
            Orange Thermapen Mk4
            Pink Thermapen Mk4
            ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
            ThermoWorks Smoke
            ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
            4 Pro Series cable extensions
            Smoke Gateway

            Accessories:
            *********************************************
            2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
            BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
            Warming shelf
            MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scaleโ€‹
            Backyard Grill marinade injector
            Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
            Bear Paws
            Meat Rakes
            BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



            Cookware:
            Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
            G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
            '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
            60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
            50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
            Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
            Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

            Cutlery, etc.:
            Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
            Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
            Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
            Multiple steels, from all over the planet
            Crock sticks
            Diamond stones, various
            Lansky Sharpening System

            Tableware
            Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
            Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
            Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

          123456

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          • Craigar
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 963
            • Papillion, NE
            • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
              * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
              * - Slow 'N Sear
              * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
              * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
              * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
              * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
              * - Thermoworks Dot
              * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
              * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
              * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
              * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
              * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
              * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

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            • ComfortablyNumb
              ComfortablyNumb commented
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              And to think I spend hours behind the wheel of a tractor/trailer combination to get my eyes to look like that when all it takes a few minutes staring at the sun.

            • tbob4
              tbob4 commented
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              I sent this to my daughter. She texted a photo two pairs of sunglasses on her head, writing "You don't need special glasses". She was trying to hook my wife - it worked. I copied this and replied when you posted it. My wife said "See". My daughter got the joke! She knows how gullible my wife is.
          • GregS
            Former Member
            • Aug 2017
            • 74

            Charles Dickens walked into a bar and orders a martini.

            The bartender asks "Olive or twist?"

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          • Eugene A
            Charter Member
            • Aug 2014
            • 94
            • Port St John, FL (although the post office is Cocoa, FL)

            So, this guy walks into a hardware store. There's a sign on the wall that reads "Cast Iron Sinks." "Heck," he says, "Everyone knows that."

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            • tbob4
              tbob4 commented
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              Love it.

            • ComfortablyNumb
              ComfortablyNumb commented
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              Same guy took a trip out to California. Saw a sign that read, 'California-Left' So he turned around and went home.
          • jecucolo
            Club Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 1177
            • Schertz Texas
            • Pit Barrel Cooker
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber 22" Kettle (Craiglist)
              Slow 'n Sear for 22" Kettle
              Weber Rapid Fire Chimney
              Maverick ET-732
              Kingsford Original Charcoal
              Kingsford Competition Charcoal
              Anova Sous Vide

            I thought I made a mistake then I realized I was wrong...

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            • tbob4
              tbob4 commented
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              Bravo!!!
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 10673
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, โ€œMonsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.โ€

            Spinnaker

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            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              Groan!!!
              Perfect!!!

            • Thunder77
              Thunder77 commented
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              Oh my GAWSH!! That is soooo terrible! I love it!! :-D

            • Willy
              Willy commented
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              Hiss ! Booo! LOL

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          the good one grill

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          The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

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          The smart folks at ThermoWorks have finally done it: The Swiss Army Knife of thermometers, two in one. Start with the industry standard food thermometer, the Thermapen MK4, (Platinum Medal winner) truly instant (2 to 3 seconds) precise (+ or – 0.7°F). Then they built in an infrared thermometer ideal for measuring the temps of pizza stones, griddles, and frying pans (also great for finding leaks around doors and windows in your house).

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          G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

          Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

          If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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          GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

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          GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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          kareubequ bbq smoker

          Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

          The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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          Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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          The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

          Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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          Professional Steakhouse Knife Set

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          Our founder, Meathead, wanted the same steak knives used by steakhouses such as Peter Luger, Smith & Wollensky, Morton's, Kobe Club, Palm, and many others. So he located the manufacturer and had them stamp our name on some. They boast pointed, temper-ground, serrated, high-carbon stainless-steel, half-tang blades with excellent cutting edge ability. The beefy hardwood handle provides a comfortable grip secured by three hefty rivets. He has machine washed his more than 100 times. They have never rusted and they stay shiny without polishing. Please note that we do not make, sell, or distribute these knives, they just engrave them with our name.

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          PK 360 grill

          Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

          The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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          Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

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          With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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          Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

          Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

          Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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