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  • Panhead John
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    I just busted out laughing Red Man if ida been drinking ida spit it out. 😂
    Last edited by Panhead John; October 21, 2020, 08:53 PM.

  • Red Man
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    Lightweights

  • ofelles
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    If I still drank that would be it for sure!

  • Panhead John
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    Me and ofelles got together the other day and had a few beers. We only had 3 apiece and decided to call it a day.
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  • Bogy
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    Foehn Watts, looking at the pile of wood, and thinking about southern California reminds me of the 1970s and the first oil crises. I was managing a tool department in a suburb of LA, and everybody was freaking out about how much it was going to cost to heat their houses. I could not keep chain saws, of any brand or size, in stock. I'd drive 100 miles if a warehouse told me I could get 6 chain saws. Wonder how many of their neighbors trees disappeared.

  • Foehn Watts
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    Hey, Panhead John --it got you outta yer chair, right? All is good.

  • Foehn Watts
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    Yearr Bogy , I know what you mean. In our case it is mainly that the husband bought the stove "for me." And now he loves geekin' out with it; heaven forbid I should load the wood/heat it up/mess with the stove in any way. Sheesh--you know those folk who drive slow because they are in no rush? You should see how husband drives because we have a Prius, all in the name of mo' bettah gas mileage. . . :-)
    Last edited by Foehn Watts; October 21, 2020, 02:21 PM.

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  • DesertRaider
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    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssss!

  • Bogy
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    Foehn Watts, I lived in southern California for 6 years. My wife grew up there. It's not so much how cold it gets, or doesn't, it's a matter of perspective. People there, like my brother and sister in law, think it gets cold. When it gets down to the 40s. When it's 20 below here, they're telling us how they can relate, because it's so cold there.

  • ComfortablyNumb
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    So why did s/he get an F? At the top of the page is says to answer each question as accurately as possible. Seems to me each answer is accurate.

  • Mr. Bones
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    So very much right up my alley, Many Thanks Brother!
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  • Texas Larry
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    Sent this out to my wife and four daughters. Got swamped with sarcasm, believe it or not.🙄

  • Foehn Watts
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    Whole lotta truth in that!

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