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  • MBMorgan
    Club Member
    • Sep 2015
    • 6018
    • Colorado
    • > Weber Genesis EP-330
      > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
      > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
      > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
      > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
      to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
      > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
      > Thermoworks Smoke
      > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
      > Thermoworks Thermapen
      > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
      > Anova sous vide circulator
      > Searzall torch
      > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

      > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
      > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
      > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

    Jerod Broussard , I believe that this just might be yours:

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    • Mr. Bones
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      Awesome!!!! !!!!!
      Sure beats them lil' pine trees thingys!!!

    • Jerod Broussard
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      I smell enough dang BBQ as it is.

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      This is amazing. If I can hang a brisket in the PBC why not my truck.
  • MBMorgan
    Club Member
    • Sep 2015
    • 6018
    • Colorado
    • > Weber Genesis EP-330
      > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
      > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
      > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
      > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
      to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
      > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
      > Thermoworks Smoke
      > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
      > Thermoworks Thermapen
      > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
      > Anova sous vide circulator
      > Searzall torch
      > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

      > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
      > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
      > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

    Just in case our Aussie friends are feeling ignored ():

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    • tbob4
      Charter Member
      • Nov 2014
      • 2254
      • Chico, CA
      • BBQ's
        _____________________
        California Custom Smokers Intensive Cooking Unit
        California Custom Smokers Meat Locker
        Santa Maria Grill
        Vision Grill

        Beer
        _______________________
        Sierra Nevada IPA

        Wood
        _______________________
        Almond
        Oak
        Madrone
        Cherry
        Peach
        Apple

      If you are not familiar with The Onion - it is a satirical online news source. Every once in awhile, you find yourself laughing at something that is comical because it hits home. This was in the the Onion from Fathers Day a couple of years ago:

      VILLANOVA, PA—Confirming that it is the single most frequent thought on fathers’ minds, a study released Monday by researchers at Villanova University found that the average dad thinks about sealing in meat’s juices between four and five hours per day. “Our research indicates that the typical dad thinks about sealing the juices into steaks, burgers, chops, and other meats hundreds of times over a typical 24-hour period,” lead researcher Marissa Gerard said of the study, which tracked how often fathers in their 40s pondered bringing a grill to high heat, searing the surface of a steak, and then pulling it off at just the right time to retain a juicy red color inside. “Whether a father is at work, at home, or already marinating another meat, roughly every six seconds on average, his mind starts drifting to thoughts of using charcoal or gas flames to create an evenly browned surface on a cut of meat that traps the juices inside. In a lifetime, he might spend 15 years thinking about how to prevent those juices from escaping.” The study also found that a significant number of test subjects reported spending up to eight additional hours per day thinking about getting those perfect diagonal grill marks.
      Last edited by tbob4; June 11th, 2017, 03:19 PM.

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      • Skip
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        I for one am so glad that they did this research. Now I feel normal.

      • Willy
        Willy commented
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        Luv the Onion! My favorite was an after-death "interview" with Pope John Paul wherein he lamented the fact that Heaven wasn't as opulent as the Vatican.
    • Craigar
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1077
      • Papillion, NE
      • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
        * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
        * - Slow 'N Sear
        * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
        * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
        * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
        * - Thermoworks Dot
        * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
        * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
        * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
        * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
        * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
        * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

      I just saw a donkey crossing the road. He looked both ways before crossing. What a Smart Ass!

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      • tbob4
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        Spinaker! Hahahahaha

      • Spinaker
        Spinaker commented
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        hahahaha. LOL! Instant Classic! Thanks dude!

        So good! tbob4

      • Willy
        Willy commented
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        I long for the day when the motive of chickens crossing the road isn't questioned.
    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 12085
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.

      But the invention of the broom swept the nation.

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      • tbob4
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        Terrible!!!!!!!!

      • RonB
        RonB commented
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        tbob4 - thanx!

      • Thunder77
        Thunder77 commented
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        Yeah! Love it!
    • Craigar
      Founding Member
      • Jul 2014
      • 1077
      • Papillion, NE
      • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
        * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
        * - Slow 'N Sear
        * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
        * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
        * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
        * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
        * - Thermoworks Dot
        * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
        * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
        * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
        * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
        * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
        * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

      I just stumbled upon this one and it still has me giggling like a little school girl:

      Grandma Still Drives --


      Grandma is eighty-eight years old and
      still drives her own car. She writes:

      Dear Granddaughter,

      The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.

      I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

      So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

      Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed.

      I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice the light had changed.

      It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

      I found lots of people love Jesus!

      While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
      'For the love of God!'

      'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

      What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

      Everyone started honking!

      I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

      I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

      There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

      I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

      I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

      He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

      Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

      My grandson burst out laughing. Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!

      A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

      I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

      So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

      I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad I had to leave them after all the love we had shared..

      So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

      Will write again soon.

      Love, Grandma

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      • gcdmd
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        Somewhat reminiscent of one of the Cheech and Chong movies in which Cheech was teaching Chong to speak Spanish and told him that the word pendejo meant my real good friend.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mn9F6zWAS0

      • Craigar
        Craigar commented
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        Haha! That's a blast from the past!
    • Mudkat
      Club Member
      • Feb 2017
      • 2131
      • At a river near me, MD
      • Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5"
        Weber 22" Kettel
        Weber Smokey Joe (2)
        One Grill 45" Rotisserie
        Lodge 5 qt. Dutch Oven
        Lodge 10.5" Double Loop Skillet
        Cast Iron 9" Skillet
        Cast Iron 12" Skillet
        Weber 22 Grill Grates
        Home Built 55 Gallon Ugly Drum Smoker - "MUDS"

      I think I've been at that intersection

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      • Breadhead
        Banned Former Member
        • Jul 2014
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        • Willy
          Charter Member
          • Apr 2015
          • 1786
          • High Desert of the Great Southwest

          I hope this doesn't qualify as political to anyone. It actually came to me via a yuge Trump supporter:

          A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump.

          Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!"

          A shot rang out and Trump fell dead.

          As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted, "Mickey Mouse"

          'I'm sorry" he said, "I meant to shout "Donald, duck!"

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          • Breadhead
            Banned Former Member
            • Jul 2014
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            • FireMan
              Charter Member
              • Jul 2015
              • 7297
              • Bottom of Winnebago

              What's the difference between a duck? ...................................one foot looks like both of them!

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              • RonB
                Club Member
                • Apr 2016
                • 12085
                • Near Richmond VA
                • Weber Performer Deluxe
                  SNS
                  Pizza insert
                  Rotisserie
                  Smokenator 1000
                  Cookshack Smokette Elite
                  2 Thermapens
                  Chefalarm
                  Dot
                  lots of probes.
                  CyberQ

                A little girl was looking at her very pregnant mother and said:

                "Mommy, you sure are fat."

                Mommy sez:

                "Mommy's not fat - remember I have a baby growing in my tummy."

                The little girl looks at Mommy again and sez:

                "Are you growing a baby in your butt too?"

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                • Willy
                  Charter Member
                  • Apr 2015
                  • 1786
                  • High Desert of the Great Southwest

                  Just had a bloke at the door asking if I wanted to buy raffle tickets for orphans. I told him with my luck I'd probably win one.


                  The thing I love most about hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops, although they do make me look a bit gay.


                  Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything - KitKats, Mars bars, Snickers, Mounds...
                  Last edited by Willy; July 3rd, 2017, 02:40 PM.

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                      😜😜😜😜😂😂
                  • JCBBQ
                    Club Member
                    • Jan 2016
                    • 1068
                    • Jersey City, NJ
                    • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
                      Pit Barrel Cooker
                      2x Mavrick 732
                      Therma Pen Orange
                      Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
                      SF Giants

                      MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

                    Couple jokes. My apologies if they're too risqué for The Pit:

                    What's worse than Ants in Your Pants?
                    Uncles

                    What do you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
                    A highjacking

                    How does a cannibal say hello?
                    He offers you a handshake

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                    • tbob4
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                      Awesome!

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                  Surely you know somebody who loves outdoor cooking who deserves a gift for the holidays, birthday, anniversary, or just for being wonderful. There he is, right in the mirror! Here are our selections of best ideas, all Platinum or Gold Medalists, listed by price.

                  Click here to see our list of Gold Medal Gifts


                  Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

                  maverick PT55 thermometer

                  A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

                  Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


                  If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

                  slow n sear

                  The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

                  Click here for our article on this breakthrough tool


                  Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

                  the good one grill

                  The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

                  the good one grill

                  The Good-One Open Range is a charcoal grill with an offset smoke chamber attached. It is dramatically different from a traditional offset smoker. The grill sits low in front and doubles as a firebox for the smoke chamber which is spliced on above and behind so it can work like a horizontal offset smoker only better. By placing the heat source behind and under the smokebox instead of off to the side, Open Range produces even temperature from left to right, something almost impossible to achieve with a standard barrel shaped offset.

                  Click here to read our complete review


                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

                  The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order


                  Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

                  The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

                  The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

                  Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


                  The Undisputed Champion!

                  thermapen

                  The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


                  Compact Powerful Sear Machine For Your Next Tailgater

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                  Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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                  The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

                  NK-22-Ck Grill

                  Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

                  Click here for more about what makes this grill special


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                  G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

                  Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

                  If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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                  GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

                  grill grates

                  GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, keep small foods from committing suicide, kill hotspots, are easier to clean, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily removed and moved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke to whatever is above. Every gas grill needs them.

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                  PK 360 grill

                  Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

                  The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

                  Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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                  kareubequ bbq smoker

                  Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

                  The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

                  Click here for our review of this superb smoker


                  Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

                  masterbuilt gas smoker

                  The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

                  Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

                  Click here to read our detailed review


                  Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

                  fireboard bbq thermometer

                  With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

                  Click here to read our detailed review


                  Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

                  Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

                  Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

                  Click here to read our detailed review and to order