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  • Craigar
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1035
    • Papillion, NE
    • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
      * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
      * - Slow 'N Sear
      * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
      * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
      * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
      * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
      * - Thermoworks Dot
      * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
      * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
      * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
      * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
      * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
      * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

    When I saw the Elton's BBQ thread "Pimp Your Sausage" I had to giggle thinking about what is going on in these neck of the woods: http://www.omaha.com/news/crime/upda...9cf6a6ba1.html

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    • Mudkat
      Club Member
      • Feb 2017
      • 2127
      • At a river near me, MD
      • Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5"
        Weber 22" Kettel
        Weber Smokey Joe (2)
        One Grill 45" Rotisserie
        Lodge 5 qt. Dutch Oven
        Lodge 10.5" Double Loop Skillet
        Cast Iron 9" Skillet
        Cast Iron 12" Skillet
        Weber 22 Grill Grates
        Home Built 55 Gallon Ugly Drum Smoker - "MUDS"

      Forgive me if this one has already made the post…

      A man whose car breaks down knocks on a farmer’s door and asks to use the phone (yep it’s an old joke before cell phones, Walmart, and Amazon). As he’s talking to the farmer the man sees a pig with a wooden leg running around out in the yard. “Whoa! Look at that pig with a wooden leg” the man says in wonderment. The farmer looks at him firmly and says “Let me tell you something about that pig. Late one night me and the misses and the little ones were fast asleep when the house caught fire. Out of nowhere that pig busted down the front door, ran up the stairs, through the smoke and flames, and came squealing into each of our rooms. He woke us up just in time to get us all out safely. Saved our life that pig did.”

      “Wow!” “Is that how he lost his leg?” “Lose it in the fire?” The man asked. “Nope” said the farmer. “Let me tell you something else about that pig. One day I heard a tremendous cracking sound in the barn where my youngest was jumping in the hay. I looked over and saw that pig run into the barn, grab him by the pants leg, and pull him out of harm’s way just before a big beam came crashing down. It landed right where my boy was playing. Saved his life that pig did.”

      “Unbelievable!” The man said. “What happened? Did the beam hit in the leg?” “Is that why he has a wooden leg?”

      “Nah, that beam never touched him or my boy” said the farmer. “I’ll tell you one more thing about that pig. One day I was coming back from plowing the field. A huge thunderstorm was coming up so I was going a little too fast through the turn when the tractor flipped over. Again that pig came out of nowhere and pulled me away just before the tractor landed on me and crushed me to death.”

      “Man” “Is that how he hurt his leg?” The man asked again in disbelief.

      “No. No. No.” The farmer said. Not a scratch on either one of us.”

      “Please tell me” said the man. “I have to know. How did he lose that leg?”

      The farmer looked at him for a minute and said, "Well, a good pig like that you just can’t eat all at once!”

      - Mudkat

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      • JCBBQ
        Club Member
        • Jan 2016
        • 1052
        • Jersey City, NJ
        • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
          Pit Barrel Cooker
          2x Mavrick 732
          Therma Pen Orange
          Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
          SF Giants

          MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

        Why did the blonde snort Sweet n Low? She thought it was Diet Coke.

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        • Shane Rakow
          Club Member
          • Oct 2016
          • 569
          • Nebraska
          • Traeger Pellet w/ add-on Cold Smoker attachment (2008)
            Weber-22" Kettle w/SnS Plus (2002)
            Brinkman Bullet Smoker (super old)
            Little Chief (really, really old)
            Kenmore Propane 4-burner w/Searing Station (2015)
            Burn Pit (1992)
            ThermoWorks Smoke (2016)
            ThermoWorks Thermapen (old, waiting to win a new one)

            Favorite Dog Breed: German Shorthair Pointer
            Favorite Car: The ones that start
            Favorite Month: October
            Favorite Steak: Ribeye, rare, and reverse seared

          I'm going to hell for this one. Just kidding all.

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          • Thunder77
            Thunder77 commented
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            Haha! I love it! 😂

          • Notavegan
            Notavegan commented
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            Keep them comin Shane!! That's hilarious.
        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 2865
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

          Out of beer? Just pour root beer into a square glass.

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          • Willy
            Willy commented
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            I must be slow.

          • kmhfive
            kmhfive commented
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            It's a math thing.

          • JCGrill
            JCGrill commented
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            This one must be making the rounds, I heard it the other day.
        • Mosca
          Charter Member
          • Oct 2014
          • 2865
          • PA
          • Large Big Green Egg, Weber Performer Deluxe, Weber Smokey Joe Silver, Maverick 732, DigiQ, and too much other stuff to mention.

          I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

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          • fracmeister
            fracmeister commented
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            I have used this many times...
        • Willy
          Charter Member
          • Apr 2015
          • 1774
          • High Desert of the Great Southwest

          A drunken, totally naked woman jumped into a taxi.

          The driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
          He made no attempt to start the cab.

          "What are you staring at, Luv, haven't you ever seen a woman with no clothes on before?"

          "I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper,
          where I am coming from..."

          "Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

          "Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself,
          where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!"

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          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 11440
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            I got kicked out of the secret cooking society...

            For spilling the beans.
            Last edited by RonB; June 1st, 2017, 08:30 PM.

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          • Craigar
            Founding Member
            • Jul 2014
            • 1035
            • Papillion, NE
            • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
              * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
              * - Slow 'N Sear
              * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
              * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
              * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
              * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
              * - Thermoworks Dot
              * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
              * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
              * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
              * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
              * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
              * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods


            ......

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            • Hulagn1971
              Charter Member
              • Dec 2014
              • 807
              • NC, The Triad
              • WSM 22.5", Pitmaster IQ110, Weber 22.5" Kettle with SNS, Weber 14" Smokey Joe.

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              • Spinaker
                Spinaker commented
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                This is awesome.
            • JCBBQ
              Club Member
              • Jan 2016
              • 1052
              • Jersey City, NJ
              • Primo Oval XL Ceramic Cooker
                Pit Barrel Cooker
                2x Mavrick 732
                Therma Pen Orange
                Favorite Bourbon Blanton's
                SF Giants

                MCS wish list - Lone Star Grillz off set

              I studied theatre in college. This joke is so true:

              College student comes home for the holidays and says "Mom, Dad- I have something to tell you. I'm a lesbian."

              The mom & dad go nuts. Yell at the daughter. Ask her how she could do this to the family. Wail. Cry. Moan.

              The girl says "Mom, Dad- it's no big deal. Lots of women are gay these days?"

              The mom & dad look at her and say "You're gay? Oh, we thought you said you were a thespian."

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              • MBMorgan
                Club Member
                • Sep 2015
                • 5799
                • Colorado
                • > Weber Genesis EP-330
                  > Grilla Grills Original Grilla (OG) pellet smoker
                  > Pit Barrel Cooker (gone to a new home)
                  > WeberQ 2000 (on "loan" to a relative)
                  > Old Smokey Electric (for chickens mostly - when it's too nasty out
                  to fiddle with a more capable cooker)
                  > Luhr Jensen Little Chief Electric - Top Loader circa 1990 (smoked fish & jerky)
                  > Thermoworks Smoke
                  > 3 Thermoworks Chef Alarms
                  > Thermoworks Thermapen
                  > Thermoworks IR-GUN-S
                  > Anova sous vide circulator
                  > Searzall torch
                  > BBQ Guru Rib Ring

                  > Favorite Beer: Guinness Extra Stout, Fat Tire, Anchor Steam, or Alaskan Amber
                  > Favorite Wine: Klinker Brick Old Ghost Zinfandel or Matetic Corralillo Winemaker's Blend
                  > Favorite Whiskey: Balvenie Double Wood Scotch or Jameson Irish

                'Tis the Season!

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                • Mudkat
                  Mudkat commented
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                  ☺ Are you driving Mbmorgan?

                • RonB
                  RonB commented
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                  And the water looks really, no really not clean...

                • Henrik
                  Henrik commented
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                  Proper tailgating!
              • OmegaDog12
                Club Member
                • Aug 2016
                • 117

                I know this has been around , BUT:
                You're riding a horse that's going as fast as it can. On your left side, a zebra is keeping up with you. Behind you, a ostrich and a lion are also keeping up with you. You look to the right and there is a deep ravine. You're getting scared with all these wild animals around you, so what do you do? Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round and go home!
                Last edited by OmegaDog12; June 4th, 2017, 02:32 PM.

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                • Notavegan
                  Notavegan commented
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                  That was a noob for me.

                  As I was reading it, I was thinking that "on your right your wife is keeping pace with you".
              • OmegaDog12
                Club Member
                • Aug 2016
                • 117

                Allright, I'm on a roll. A chicken and an egg are in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette and smiling. The egg is pretty upset and says, "Well, now we know the answer to THAT question!"

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                • Spinaker
                  Spinaker commented
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                  Hahaha

                • Mudkat
                  Mudkat commented
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                  Finally!
              • OmegaDog12
                Club Member
                • Aug 2016
                • 117

                Last one - I promise. A kindly old professor is in his office. A gorgeous young female student comes in and says,"Professor, I can't fail any more courses. I'll flunk out of school and my family will be embarrased. Also, I'll probably have to get a real job and I really love school. I have a failing grade in your class and I'd like to know if there is ANYTHING I can do to get a better grade?" The kindly old professor looks over his glasses and asks, "Are you willing to do ANYTHING I ask?" She sighs and says, "Of course I'm willing to do ANYTHING!" The kindly old professor smiles and say,"Well then STUDY dammit!"

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                • gcdmd
                  gcdmd commented
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                  That actually happened to me while I was teaching at my local community college as a post-retirement part time job. My response was essentially the same.

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              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

              Click here for more info on the Maverick PT-55 Waterproof Instant-Read Thermometer Review shown above. It may be the best value in a thermometer out there


              If you have a Weber Kettle, you need the Slow 'N' Sear

              slow n sear

              The Slow 'N' Sear turns your grill into a first class smoker and also creates an extremely hot sear zone you can use to create steakhouse steaks.

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              Bring The Heat With Broil King Signet's Dual Tube Burners

              the good one grill

              The Broil King Signet 320 is a modestly priced, 3-burner gas grill that packs a lot of value and power under the hood. Broil King's proprietary, dual-tube burners get hot fast and are able to achieve high, searing temps that rival most comparatively priced gas grills. The quality cast aluminum housing carries a Limited Lifetime Warranty.

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              The Good-One Is A Superb Grill And A Superb Smoker All In One

              the good one grill

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              Griddle And Deep Fryer All In One

              The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all. Plus it has a built in cutting board, garbage bag holder, and paper towel holder. An additional work table on the left side provides plenty of counter space.

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              Pit Barrel Cooker Smoker

              The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

              The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers in the hardware stores because temperature control is so much easier. Best of all, it is only $299 delivered to your door!

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              The Undisputed Champion!

              thermapen

              The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. Don't accept cheap substitutes.  Click here to read our test results and comprehensive review and why it won our Platinum Medal .


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              Char-Broil's Grill2Go x200 is a super-portable, fun little sizzler made of heavy, rust-proof cast aluminum. The lid snaps shut. Grab the handle and you're off to the party! Char-Broil's TRU-Infrared design produces searing heat while reducing fuel consumption. A 16 ounce LP gas canister is enough to keep you flipping burgers for hours.

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              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Their NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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              G&F Suede Welder's Gloves

              Heat Resistant Gloves With Extra Long Sleeves Hold The Hot Stuff

              If you're using oven mitts at the grill, it's time to trade up. Say hello to these suede welder's gloves. They're heat resistant enough to handle hot grill grates, and flexible enough to handle tongs. The extra long sleeves even let you reach deep into the firebox to move hot logs without getting burned. Our Fave.

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              grill grates

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              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

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              Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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              masterbuilt gas smoker

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