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  • Willy
    Charter Member
    • Apr 2015
    • 1801
    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

    New United Airlines slogans:
    • "Come for the seating, stay for the beating"
    • "United Airlines. Putting the hospital in hospitality"
    • "Our prices are unbeatable. But not our customers"
    • "Board as doctors, leave as patients"
    • "Early boarding, late boarding, water boarding, all the same to us"
    • “We can't beat our competition, but we can beat you”
    • "You are now free to be thrown around the cabin"
    • "We put the "K" in "Kwality"
    Last edited by Willy; April 17, 2017, 03:28 PM.

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    • EdF
      EdF commented
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      Damn, glad I upgraded to premium economy for the next flight. Hopefully that doesn't mean "pleadin for a premium beatin".
  • Craigar
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1096
    • Papillion, NE
    • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
      * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
      * - Slow 'N Sear
      * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
      * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
      * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
      * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
      * - Thermoworks Dot
      * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
      * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
      * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
      * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
      * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
      * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

    ...


    ...

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    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Love it!!!!

    • Thunder77
      Thunder77 commented
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      I gotta get me one of those shirts!!
  • Al S.
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 71
    • SW Chicago ‘burbs

    I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey...
    but I turned myself around

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    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      Oh absolutely. tbob4

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Spinaker - I'm only disappointed you didn't beat Al to it! But I guess this thread is what it's all about. Hahahahaha
  • Al S.
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 71
    • SW Chicago ‘burbs

    A blonde was having lunch one day with a co-worker when she saw him open a strange looking container and take a drink from it.
    "What is that?" she asked. The co-worker replied, "A thermos bottle; it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold". "That's amazing!" she replied.
    I'll have to get one!" The next day she's having lunch and takes out her new thermos bottle. Her co-worker says "What's for lunch today?" To which she replied "Chicken soup and a popsicle!"
    Last edited by Al S.; April 18, 2017, 10:57 AM.

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    • tbob4
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      Booooooo!!!! Two thumbs up.
  • richinlbrg
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1872
    • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
    • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

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    For or the fishing fanatics around here

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    • tbob4
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      I'm sending it to my son. Breadhead, lschweig and Spinaker will love that, too.

    • Breadhead
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      Fishing has saved many a poor boys from a horrible demise...👌
  • Advantage49
    Former Member
    • Jan 2017
    • 170
    • Milwaukee, WI

    What did Aaron Rodgers say to Olivia Munn when they broke up?? Go Pack!

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    • Thunder77
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      ugh. that's bad! But good!
  • gcdmd
    Charter Member
    • Sep 2014
    • 1004
    • The Republic of Texas

    OK. We haven't had any cajun jokes lately. So, here it goes:

    Boudreaux and Thibodaux were working in the south Louisiana sugarhouse plant cutting that sugarcane and piling it up for cooking into syrup. They decide to stop for a coffee break down by the bayou.
    Boudreaux ax, " Thib, what is the smartest ting in the world?"
    Thibodaux tink about it, take off his LSU hat, scratch his bald head, and say, "I don't know Boud, what it is?"
    Boudreaux sip a cup of dat hot Community coffee and say, "A thermos bottle. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How do it know?"



    Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run outta night
    crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in his
    mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal
    dat froggie.

    Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
    or he'd git bit. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat
    ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun Boudreaux's
    arm try'n to git hisself free. But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.

    Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat ha cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite
    him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs and pulls out a pint of moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf.
    Well, dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit
    dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'.

    A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe. He look
    down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs.


    http://smokeschool.net/boudreaux.htm

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    • Huskee
      Huskee commented
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      That second one had me actually laugh out loud. Good stuff.
  • Thunder77
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 2742
    • Halethorpe, MD
    • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

    Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink...

    I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
    Last edited by Thunder77; April 20, 2017, 07:59 AM.

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    • Hawkce541
      Club Member
      • Mar 2017
      • 27
      • Clarksville, Tn

      Did you hear about the lady that was in a hurry and went and bought a case of beer? She came out and threw it on the front seat of her car, right on top of her baby girl. The baby was fine. It was light beer.

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      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 12586
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

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        • Huskee
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          It needs the AR Pitmaster logo photoshopped onto it.

        • tbob4
          tbob4 commented
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          Spinaker !

        • Spinaker
          Spinaker commented
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          10 gold stars for this one!
      • richinlbrg
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1872
        • Leesburg, VA. (Northern, VA)
        • We have two weber kettle grills (one LARGE and one small/average), the SnS and the Weber Smokey Mountain 18" smoker. We use both natural lump charcoal and KNB for smoking and measure our temps with a Maverick 733, thermopen and MK4. Favorite beer depends on what is cooking (alt answer is yes).

        WARNING!!!!!!!!


        Snakes also known as Garter (Garden) Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here’s why.


        A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

        It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

        She let out a very loud screams.

        The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

        He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

        His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

        The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

        About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That’s when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

        The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

        But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

        The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

        The neighbor’s wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband’s mouth on the woman’s mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

        The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man’s throat.

        By now, the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

        The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

        Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

        The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

        Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

        Time passed. Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

        A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

        And that’s when he shot her.

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        • Mr. Bones
          Birthday Hat Master
          • Sep 2016
          • 9158
          • Kansas Territory
          • Grills / Smokers
            *********************************************

            Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
            Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
            Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
            Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
            Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
            Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
            Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
            Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
            Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
            Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
            Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

            Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
            Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
            Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

            Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
            Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
            Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
            Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
            Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
            Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
            (Lime Green)
            Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
            Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



            Thermometers:
            *********************************************
            Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
            Maverick ET-732, (Black)
            Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
            ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
            Blue ThermaPen Mk4
            Orange Thermapen Mk4
            Pink Thermapen Mk4
            ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
            ThermoWorks Smoke
            ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
            4 Pro Series cable extensions
            Smoke Gateway

            Accessories:
            *********************************************
            2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
            BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
            Warming shelf
            MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
            Backyard Grill marinade injector
            Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
            Bear Paws
            Meat Rakes
            BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



            Cookware:
            Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
            G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
            '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
            60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
            50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
            Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
            Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

            Cutlery, etc.:
            Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
            Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
            Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
            Multiple steels, from all over the planet
            Crock sticks
            Diamond stones, various
            Lansky Sharpening System

            Tableware
            Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
            Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
            Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

          ROTF, LMFAO!!!! Definitely a Keeper!!!!
          Glad I wasn't takin' a drink, or eatin', while readin' this....

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          • Mr. Bones
            Birthday Hat Master
            • Sep 2016
            • 9158
            • Kansas Territory
            • Grills / Smokers
              *********************************************

              Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
              Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
              Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
              Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
              Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
              Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
              Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
              Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
              Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
              Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
              Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

              Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
              Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
              Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

              Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
              Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
              Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
              Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
              Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
              Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
              (Lime Green)
              Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
              Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



              Thermometers:
              *********************************************
              Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
              Maverick ET-732, (Black)
              Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
              ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
              Blue ThermaPen Mk4
              Orange Thermapen Mk4
              Pink Thermapen Mk4
              ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
              ThermoWorks Smoke
              ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
              4 Pro Series cable extensions
              Smoke Gateway

              Accessories:
              *********************************************
              2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
              BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
              Warming shelf
              MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
              Backyard Grill marinade injector
              Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
              Bear Paws
              Meat Rakes
              BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



              Cookware:
              Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
              G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
              '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
              60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
              50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
              Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
              Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

              Cutlery, etc.:
              Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
              Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
              Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
              Multiple steels, from all over the planet
              Crock sticks
              Diamond stones, various
              Lansky Sharpening System

              Tableware
              Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
              Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
              Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

            Dis one go wit dat RonB one up tree above !!!

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            • Huskee
              Huskee commented
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              Snail says "weeeee!!!!!"

            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              Them's our new mascots, : Low, an' Slow!!!

            • Spinaker
              Spinaker commented
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              Hahahahahaha! Book it! Mr. Bones
          • Willy
            Charter Member
            • Apr 2015
            • 1801
            • High Desert of the Great Southwest



            A fellow went into a store looking for a job

            The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"


            The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Duluth."

            The manager liked the man so he gave him the job.

            His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

            After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"

            The man said "One!"

            The manager groaned and continued, "Just one? Our sales people average 28 sales a day.

            How much was the sale for?"

            "$184,237.64."

            The manager choked and exclaimed $184,237.65!! "What did you sell Him?"

            "Well, firstly I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod."

            "Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat."

            "Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him a 4x4."

            The manager, incredulous, said, "You mean to tell me......a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?"

            "No, no, no...... He came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said.....

            Well, since your weekend's ruined, you might as well go fishing."

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            • tbob4
              tbob4 commented
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              Oh my, Willy. Even my wife laughed at that one as I read it to her! She thinks my jokes are too corny to laugh.

            • richinlbrg
              richinlbrg commented
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              Willy , I have so stolen your joke! Everybody likes it!

              Got in trouble with it when I told it to #1's 19 yo grandson. #1 couldn't believe I'd do that. LOL

            • EdF
              EdF commented
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              Me too!
          • jharner
            Club Member
            • Jan 2016
            • 1120
            • Louisiana - North West but a coon ass at heart
            • Cookers

              Camp Chef DLX Pellet Grill
              Weber 22.5 Kettle
              Brickman Box Smoker

              Accessories

              Slow N Sear
              Tube Smoker
              Turkey Cannon
              Rib racks
              Weber chimney starter

              Thermometer's

              Maverick ET 735
              Tru Temp 3619n
              Thermapen mk4
              Thermapop

              Favorite Drink

              Free beer
              Coors Light
              Windsor ( Canadian blended whiskey )

            Ok gcdmd lets keep the Cajun jokes going. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux herd there was lots of money to be made in New York City! They saved up their money and got on a bus in south Louisiana headed for NYC. They were there for several days with no luck. Their spirits were getting low so they decided to go to the local employment office. Boudreaux goes in first, all the questions asked were going no where fast. She explained they did not grow sugar cane New York and could not really help him. He leaves with his head held low and say good luck Thibodeaux. Soon Thibodeaux come out with a big smile on his face and says I Got A Job. Boudreaux really confused looks at the lady and ask WHAT JOB DID HE GIT ? She said Thibodeaux told her he was an experienced PILOT. Then Boudreaux yells out, But he can't PILE IT till I cut it.

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            Griddle And Deep Fryer In One

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            The flat top does the burgers and the fryer does the fries. Use the griddle for bacon, eggs, and home fries. Or pancakes, fajitas, grilled cheese, you name it. Why stink up the house deep frying and spatter all over? Do your fried chicken and calamari outside. Blackstone's Rangetop Combo With Deep Fryer does it all!

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            The Pit Barrel Cooker May Be Too Easy

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            The PBC has a rabid cult following for good reason. It is absolutely positively without a doubt the best bargain on a smoker in the world. Period. This baby will cook circles around the cheap offset sideways barrel smokers because temperature control is so much easier.

            Click here to read our detailed review and the raves from people who own them


            The Undisputed Champion!

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            The Thermoworks Thermapen MK4 is considered by the pros, and our team, to be the single best instant read thermometer. The MK4 includes features that are common on high-end instruments: automatic backlight and rotating display. Don't accept cheap substitutes.

            Click here to read our comprehensive Platinum Medal review


            Grilla Pellet Smoker proves good things come in small packages

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            We always liked Grilla. The small 31.5" x 29.5" footprint makes it ideal for use where BBQ space is limited, as on a condo patio.

            Click here for our review on this unique smoker


            Delta by Nuke,
            Stylish and Affordable
            Gaucho Grill

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            Delta by Nuke burns wood or charcoal and comes with an adjustable height grill grate. This Argentinian grill will get your flame on!

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            Genesis II E-335 
            A Versatile Gasser That Does It All!

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            Weber’s Genesis line has long been one of the most popular choices for gas grillers. The new Genesis II E-335 offers solid performance, a sear burner for sizzling heat and an excellent warranty.

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            GrillGrates Take Gas Grills To The Infrared Zone

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            GrillGrates(TM) amplify heat, prevent flareups, make flipping foods easier, kill hotspots, flip over to make a fine griddle, and can be easily rmoved from one grill to another. You can even throw wood chips, pellets, or sawdust between the rails and deliver a quick burst of smoke.

            Click here for more about what makes these grates so special


            Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

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            The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is beautifully designed, completely portable, and much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado.

            Click here to read our detailed review of the PK 360

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            Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

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            The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

            Click here for our review of this superb smoker


            Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

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            This is the first propane smoker with a thermostat, making this baby foolproof. Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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            Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

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            A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

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            Track Up To Six Temperatures At Once

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            FireBoard Drive 2 is an updated version of a well-received product that sets the standard for performance and functionality in the wireless food thermometer/thermostatic controller class.

            Click here for our review of this unique device


            The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

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            Napoleon's NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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            Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

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            Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

            Click here to read our detailed review and to order