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  • Shooter38
    Former Member
    • Apr 2017
    • 41
    • Michigan

    A couple are shopping at the supermarket and when they get to the beer aisle, there is a display that Budweiser is on sale, 24 cans for $10. So, the husband grabs a case and puts it in the cart. His wife says, "What the hell do you think you're doing"? He says, "Its on sale. 24 cans for $10. That's a good deal". She says, "Put it back. We can't afford that". They continue shopping and when they get to the cosmetics section, the wife grabs a $20 jar of face cream off of the shelf and puts it in the cart. So, the husband says, "Whoa, hold on a minute. What the hell do you think you're doing"? She says, "its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful". He says, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its only half the price"!

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    • Mr. Bones
      Mr. Bones commented
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      I'm jus' gonna say nuthin', right about here!!! Safer, that way...
      LMFAO !!!

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      I can't laugh out loud like Mr. Bones because I would be asked what I was laughing at. But I am laughing!
  • Spinaker
    Moderator
    • Nov 2014
    • 10467
    • Land of Tonka
    • John "J R"
      Instagram: JRBowlsby
      Smokin' Hound Que
      Minnesota/ United States of America

      ********************************************
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      Dexter (Beagle mix)
      Kinnick (American Foxhound)
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      Grills/Smokers/Fryers
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      Broil King Keg
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      Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
      Lodge L410 Hibachi
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      Weber Spirit Gasser
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      Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
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    Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 



    Because he was a little horse!

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    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Hahahahahaha. If you said that was your mane joke today, you would be lion.

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      LOL. So much good material. tbob4

    • JCBBQ
      JCBBQ commented
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      tbob4, Spinaker, you two are the worst! Absolutely incorrigible.
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 12357
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
    I thought it was a nice Jester.

    I ate too much Middle Eastern food.
    Now I falafel.

    I serve my eggs Benedict on a golden platter.
    There's no plates like gold for the Hollandaise.

    It was an emotional wedding.
    Even the cake was in tiers.

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    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      hahaha Much better Ron!!!

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Those are horrible. Awful! Thumbs up!
  • jgg85234
    Charter Member
    • Nov 2014
    • 738
    • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
    • *Cooking Equipment
      Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
      Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
      Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
      Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
      *Controllers
      Flame Boss 200
      *Thermometers
      Thermapen MK4 (Red)
      Thermopop (Red)
      Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
      *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
      *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
      *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
      *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
      *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
      *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

    One sunny day in 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President __________."

    The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. _______ is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President ________." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. ________ is no longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President ________." The Marine, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. ________. I've told you already that Mr. _________ is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."



    Edited by Huskee. Reason: Mentioning a specific president's name in a negative manner, even humorously, can cause hard feelings to those who supported their values. This is why politics are not allowed in The Pit.
    Last edited by Huskee; April 12th, 2017, 09:41 AM.

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    • Thunder77
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      Actually, the Secret Service guards the White House...

    • jgg85234
      jgg85234 commented
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      My understanding is that 4 Marines stand guard outside the West Wing. The President's Doormen.

    • tbob4
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      Huskee - redact by Inserting: President What'shisname or President Who'sthatagain. Most of us are old and that's how we tell a joke when we aren't reading them anyhow. Heck, I sometimes say "Did your hear the brunette joke?" People don't get it then I say "Oops blonde joke" and they die laughing.
  • jgg85234
    Charter Member
    • Nov 2014
    • 738
    • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
    • *Cooking Equipment
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      Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
      Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
      Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
      *Controllers
      Flame Boss 200
      *Thermometers
      Thermapen MK4 (Red)
      Thermopop (Red)
      Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
      *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
      *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
      *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
      *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
      *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
      *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

    Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

    He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

    Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high, as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

    The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

    The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!

    Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

    He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.

    He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

    Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:

    What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

    Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

    And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

    The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

    Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

    Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

    What would YOU do?

    What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?







    Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.



    Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.



    Now .what is the moral to this story?

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    The moral is.....

    If you don't let a woman have her own way....

    Things are going to get ugly

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    • Hawkce541
      Club Member
      • Mar 2017
      • 27
      • Clarksville, Tn

      no lie there......

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      • Thunder77
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 2748
        • Halethorpe, MD
        • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

        My Uncle got fired from the highway department for stealing. I couldn't believe it at first, but when I went to his house, all the signs were there....

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        • Thunder77
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 2748
          • Halethorpe, MD
          • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

          What goes vroom screech, vroom screech, vroom, screech?? A blonde at a flashing red light.

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          • Steve R.
            Club Member
            • Jul 2016
            • 2225
            • Elizabethtown, KY
            • Current line-up of cookers: Weber 26" kettle w/ SnS and BBQ Guru adapter; Weber Ranch Kettle w/ Guru adapter.

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            Too soon? That doctor lives in my hometown, btw.

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            • Craigar
              Craigar commented
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              Ha! Thanks a lot Steve R. now I have to pick the noodles out of my nose! Ha! This is too good! FYI - don't read this page while eating noodle soup.

            • tbob4
              tbob4 commented
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              Hahahahahaha. It would have never happened if he was a Proctologist. They go Southwest.
          • Locotech
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 346
            • northern Ontario, Canada
            • "Livin' hard was easy, when I was young and bulletproof"

            A cop asked if I had been drinking... I answered, " Sir, I haven't had a drink in 322 days, not in a row....but still."

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            • Huskee
              Pit Boss
              • May 2014
              • 14788
              • central MI, USA
              • Follow me on Instagram, huskeesbarbecue

                Want a free bottle of whiskey? Check out my link to Flaviar.com, you join with it, we both get a $50 bottle free.

                Smokers / Grills
                • Yoder loaded Wichita offset smoker
                • PBC
                • Grilla Silverbac pellet grill
                • Slow 'N Sear Deluxe Kamado (SnSK)
                • Dyna-Glo XL Premium dual chamber charcoal grill
                • Weber 22" Original Kettle Premium (copper)
                • Weber 26" Original Kettle Premium (black)
                • Weber Jumbo Joe Gold (18.5")
                • Weber Smokey Joe Silver (14.5")
                • Brinkmann cabinet charcoal smoker (repurposed)

                Thermometers
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                • (7) Maverick ET-732s
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                • (1) Smoke by ThermoWorks
                • (1) Signals by ThermoWorks
                • Thermapen MkII, orange
                • ThermoPop, yellow
                • ThermoWorks ChefAlarm
                • Morpilot 6-probe wireless
                • ThermoWorks Infrared IRK2
                • ThermoWorks fridge & freezer therms as well

                Accessories
                • Instant Pot 6qt
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                • Kindling Cracker King (XL)
                • BBQ Dragon
                • Weber full & half chimneys, Char-Broil Half Time chimney
                • Weber grill topper
                • Slow 'N Sear Original, XL, and SnS Charcoal Basket (for Jumbo Joe)
                • Drip 'N Griddle Pan, 22' Easy Spin Grate, and Elevated Cooking grate, by ABCbarbecue
                • Pittsburgh Digital Moisture Meter

                Beverages
                • Favorite summer beer: Leinenkugels Summer & Grapefruit Shandy, Hamm's, Michelob Ultra Pure Gold
                • Fav other beer: DAB, Sam Adams regular, Third Shift amber or Coors Batch 19, Stella Artois
                • Fav cheap beers: Pabst, High Life, Hamm's & Stroh's
                • Most favorite beer: The one in your fridge
                • Wine: Red- big, bold, tannic & peppery- Petite Sirah, Zinfandel, Cabernet Sauv, Sangiovese, Syrah, etc
                • Whiskey: Buffalo Trace, Eagle Rare, E.H. Taylor, Blanton's, Old Forester 1870, Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden's. Neat please.
                • Scotch: Current favorite- The Arran (anything by them), Glenmorangie 12yr Lasanta, sherry cask finished. The Balvenie Double Wood, also like Oban 18yr, and The Glenlivet Nadurra (Oloroso sherry cask finished) among others. Neat please.

                About me
                Real name: Aaron
                Location: Farwell, Michigan- near Clare. (dead center of lower peninsula)

                Occupation:
                • Healthcare- Licensed & Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT) for MidMichigan Health, a University of Michigan Health System.

              If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?




              Scroll for effect....



























              K9P!

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              • Spinaker
                Spinaker commented
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                Instant classic!

              • tbob4
                tbob4 commented
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                Boooooooo!!!!!!! Two thumbs up.
            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 12357
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

              Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

              Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

              I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.

              I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

              How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

              Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.

              I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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              • tbob4
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                Those are good. My son and daughter were on Disney's Joke Time which played as a commercial during the 90's. Son was the straight man. My daughter told the following joke which gave her her 15 minutes of fame: "Why was Cinderella such a bad baseball player? Her coach was a pumpkin."
            • Craigar
              Founding Member
              • Jul 2014
              • 1088
              • Papillion, NE
              • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
                * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
                * - Slow 'N Sear
                * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
                * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
                * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
                * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
                * - Thermoworks Dot
                * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
                * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
                * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
                * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
                * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
                * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods

              If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

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              • Spinaker
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                Hahaha, thats what I am doing.
            • Willy
              Charter Member
              • Apr 2015
              • 1793
              • High Desert of the Great Southwest

              I do seriously hope that this isn't considered political, because politics is not my intent:

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              • Mr. Bones
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                "We are NOT amused!!!" LOL!!!
                God Save The Queen!!!
            • TheCountofQ
              Former Member
              • Apr 2015
              • 504
              • Tulsa, Oklahoma

              The Pope dies, goes to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes him and asks if he has any requests.

              "I'd really like to really understand the writings of the prophets and apostles." St. Pete says.

              "Sure thing, Angel Thaddeus here will escort you to the Pearly Library, where all the originals are there, translated so you can read them," Peter replied.

              Things go along well for a few days, then Angel Thaddeus approaches St. Pete and tells him, "We need you down at the Pearly Library. We seem to be having an issue with His Holiness."

              Pete goes down to the Library, and before he even gets there, he hears the Pope yelling, "There's an R! There's an R! All that time wasted for a stupid R!"

              St. Peter approaches His Holiness and asks him what the problem is. "There's an R!!"

              "Yes, and...?" Peter asked.

              "It says 'Celebrate' !!

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              Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

              kareubequ bbq smoker

              The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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              Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

              masterbuilt gas smoker

              This is the first propane smoker with a thermostat, making this baby foolproof. Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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              Digital Thermometers Are Your Most Valuable Tool And Here's A Great Buy!

              maverick PT55 thermometer

              A good digital thermometer keeps you from serving dry overcooked food or dangerously undercooked food. They are much faster and much more accurate than dial thermometers. YOU NEED ONE!

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              Track Up To Six Temperatures At Once

              Grilla pellet smoker

              FireBoard Drive 2 is an updated version of a well-received product that sets the standard for performance and functionality in the wireless food thermometer/thermostatic controller class.

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              The Cool Kettle With The Hinged Hood We Always Wanted

              NK-22-Ck Grill

              Napoleon's NK22CK-C Charcoal Kettle Grill puts a few spins on the familiar kettle design. In fact, the hinged lid with a handle on the front, spins in a rotary motion 180 degrees. It's hard to beat a Weber kettle, but Napoleon holds its own and adds some unique features to make the NK22CK-C a viable alternative.

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              Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

              Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

              Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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