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  • Thunder77
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 2742
    • Halethorpe, MD
    • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

    The trouble with ancient orators is that they tend to Babylon.

    Ba dum tsssh! 😜

    Comment


    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
      Editing a comment
      Too many politically incorrect responses come to mind! I would share them but i don't want to babble on.

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      Thanks for that! tbob4 hehehehehe
  • Thunder77
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 2742
    • Halethorpe, MD
    • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

    Apologies for the moldy oldie:
    What do you do with a dead chemist?
    you barium.

    Comment

    • Willy
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 1801
      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

      1960's Hits for the 60's




      1960 Hits - Renamed for the Over 60s
      I don't know if I should laugh or cry...
      Some of the artists from the 60's are revising their hits
      with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers
      who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday!


      They include:
      ===============================
      Bobby Darin's ---
      "Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!"



      ==============================
      Herman's Hermits ---
      "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker!"



      ==============================
      Ringo Starr ---
      "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends!"



      ==============================
      The Bee Gees ---
      "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?"



      ==============================
      Roberta Flack ---
      "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face!"



      ==============================
      Johnny Nash ---
      "I Can't See Clearly Now!"



      ==============================
      Paul Simon---
      "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

      ==============================
      The Commodores ---
      "Once, Twice, Three times To The Bathroom!"

      ==============================
      Procol Harem---
      "A Whiter Shade Of Hair!"



      ==============================
      Leo Sayer ---
      "You Make Me Feel Like Napping!"

      ==============================
      The Temptations ---


      "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone!"



      ==============================
      Abba---
      "Denture Queen!"



      ==============================
      Tony Orlando ---
      "Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!"


      ==============================
      Helen Reddy ---
      "I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore!"


      ===============================
      Leslie Gore---
      "It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To!"

      ==============================
      And, last, but NOT least,


      Willie Nelson ---
      "On the Commode Again!"

      ==============================


      Every day may not be good,
      but there is something good in every day!


      These came with cartoons, but they didn't copy. Nonetheless, I am especially tickled to get Helen Reddy in the list.



      Comment


      • richinlbrg
        richinlbrg commented
        Editing a comment
        These are GREAT! Thanks for making our day better!
    • Willy
      Charter Member
      • Apr 2015
      • 1801
      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

      This is very disturbing and all Seniors should read this & pass it onto other Seniors you know!

      This is something that happened in an Aged Care Centre.

      The people who lived there have small apartments but they all eat at a central cafeteria.

      One morning, one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my friend went upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK.

      She could hear him through the door & he said that he was running late, and would be down shortly, so she went back to the Dining area.

      An hour later, he still hadn't arrived; so she went back up towards his room and she found him on the stairs.

      He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time.

      He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work right.

      She told him she was going to call an ambulance but he said "no," he wasn't in any pain, and just wanted to have his breakfast.

      So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast.

      When he tried to return to his room he was completely unable to get up the stairs, not even the first step so they called an ambulance for him.

      A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing & the receptionist there said he was fine, he just had both of his legs in one leg of his boxer shorts !

      Don't laugh - this could happen to you!

      Comment


      • Steve Vojtek
        Steve Vojtek commented
        Editing a comment
        I'm not laughing..,..I promise...(ROFL) not laughing at all...so sad..

      • johnsteen
        johnsteen commented
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        That will be read at Lions Club this month..thanks!
    • Steve Vojtek
      Charter Member
      • Mar 2015
      • 612
      • Melbourne Australia
      • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
        Diy electric smoker
        A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
        Gas powered pizza oven
        GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
        Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
        Slow'nSear - my favourite
        2 x Thermapens
        2 x wireless thermometers
        3 x wired thermometers
        Favourite drink:
        Scotch whiskey various brands
        American Honey WT
        And beer ....
        And at work just plain old chilled water....

      What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

      A baboom!!! ..

      Comment

      • Steve Vojtek
        Charter Member
        • Mar 2015
        • 612
        • Melbourne Australia
        • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
          Diy electric smoker
          A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
          Gas powered pizza oven
          GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
          Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
          Slow'nSear - my favourite
          2 x Thermapens
          2 x wireless thermometers
          3 x wired thermometers
          Favourite drink:
          Scotch whiskey various brands
          American Honey WT
          And beer ....
          And at work just plain old chilled water....

        Where do monkeys go to drink?

        The monkey bars....

        Comment

        • Steve Vojtek
          Charter Member
          • Mar 2015
          • 612
          • Melbourne Australia
          • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
            Diy electric smoker
            A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
            Gas powered pizza oven
            GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
            Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
            Slow'nSear - my favourite
            2 x Thermapens
            2 x wireless thermometers
            3 x wired thermometers
            Favourite drink:
            Scotch whiskey various brands
            American Honey WT
            And beer ....
            And at work just plain old chilled water....

          Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?

          To a ' retailer ' ...

          Comment

          • Steve Vojtek
            Charter Member
            • Mar 2015
            • 612
            • Melbourne Australia
            • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
              Diy electric smoker
              A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
              Gas powered pizza oven
              GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
              Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
              Slow'nSear - my favourite
              2 x Thermapens
              2 x wireless thermometers
              3 x wired thermometers
              Favourite drink:
              Scotch whiskey various brands
              American Honey WT
              And beer ....
              And at work just plain old chilled water....

            A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!", says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

            Comment

            • Mr. Bones
              Birthday Hat Master
              • Sep 2016
              • 9158
              • Kansas Territory
              • Grills / Smokers
                *********************************************

                Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
                Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
                Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
                Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
                Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
                Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
                Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
                Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
                Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
                Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
                Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

                Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
                Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
                Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

                Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
                Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
                Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
                Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
                Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
                Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
                (Lime Green)
                Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
                Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



                Thermometers:
                *********************************************
                Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
                Maverick ET-732, (Black)
                Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
                ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
                Blue ThermaPen Mk4
                Orange Thermapen Mk4
                Pink Thermapen Mk4
                ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
                ThermoWorks Smoke
                ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
                4 Pro Series cable extensions
                Smoke Gateway

                Accessories:
                *********************************************
                2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
                BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
                Warming shelf
                MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
                Backyard Grill marinade injector
                Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
                Bear Paws
                Meat Rakes
                BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



                Cookware:
                Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
                G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
                '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
                60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
                50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
                Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
                Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

                Cutlery, etc.:
                Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
                Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
                Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
                Multiple steels, from all over the planet
                Crock sticks
                Diamond stones, various
                Lansky Sharpening System

                Tableware
                Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
                Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
                Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

              While walking through th' city streets, you are solicited by a one-legged Lady of the Evening...
              What might her name be.............???
              Aileen

              Comment

              • Mr. Bones
                Birthday Hat Master
                • Sep 2016
                • 9158
                • Kansas Territory
                • Grills / Smokers
                  *********************************************

                  Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
                  Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
                  Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
                  Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
                  Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
                  Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
                  Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
                  Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
                  Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
                  Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
                  Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

                  Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
                  Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
                  Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

                  Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
                  Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
                  Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
                  Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
                  Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
                  Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
                  (Lime Green)
                  Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
                  Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



                  Thermometers:
                  *********************************************
                  Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
                  Maverick ET-732, (Black)
                  Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
                  ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
                  Blue ThermaPen Mk4
                  Orange Thermapen Mk4
                  Pink Thermapen Mk4
                  ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
                  ThermoWorks Smoke
                  ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
                  4 Pro Series cable extensions
                  Smoke Gateway

                  Accessories:
                  *********************************************
                  2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
                  BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
                  Warming shelf
                  MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
                  Backyard Grill marinade injector
                  Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
                  Bear Paws
                  Meat Rakes
                  BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



                  Cookware:
                  Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
                  G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
                  '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
                  60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
                  50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
                  Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
                  Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

                  Cutlery, etc.:
                  Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
                  Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
                  Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
                  Multiple steels, from all over the planet
                  Crock sticks
                  Diamond stones, various
                  Lansky Sharpening System

                  Tableware
                  Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
                  Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
                  Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

                Upon opening your front door, you find a man on yer stoop, has no arms, an' no legs.
                Reckon what his name might be........??
                Matt

                Comment

                • Mr. Bones
                  Birthday Hat Master
                  • Sep 2016
                  • 9158
                  • Kansas Territory
                  • Grills / Smokers
                    *********************************************

                    Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
                    Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
                    Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
                    Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
                    Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
                    Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
                    Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
                    Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
                    Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
                    Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
                    Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

                    Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
                    Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
                    Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

                    Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
                    Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
                    Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
                    Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
                    Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
                    Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
                    (Lime Green)
                    Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
                    Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



                    Thermometers:
                    *********************************************
                    Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
                    Maverick ET-732, (Black)
                    Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
                    ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
                    Blue ThermaPen Mk4
                    Orange Thermapen Mk4
                    Pink Thermapen Mk4
                    ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
                    ThermoWorks Smoke
                    ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
                    4 Pro Series cable extensions
                    Smoke Gateway

                    Accessories:
                    *********************************************
                    2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
                    BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
                    Warming shelf
                    MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
                    Backyard Grill marinade injector
                    Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
                    Bear Paws
                    Meat Rakes
                    BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



                    Cookware:
                    Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
                    G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
                    '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
                    60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
                    50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
                    Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
                    Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

                    Cutlery, etc.:
                    Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
                    Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
                    Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
                    Multiple steels, from all over the planet
                    Crock sticks
                    Diamond stones, various
                    Lansky Sharpening System

                    Tableware
                    Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
                    Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
                    Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

                  Finally got to take a vacation to th' ocean. Then a feller went a driftin' by, in th' surf.
                  Fished him out
                  What was his name?
                  Bob

                  Comment


                  • Willy
                    Willy commented
                    Editing a comment
                    Boo!

                  • tbob4
                    tbob4 commented
                    Editing a comment
                    I was reading up from below! I didn't copy. I promise.
                • Mr. Bones
                  Birthday Hat Master
                  • Sep 2016
                  • 9158
                  • Kansas Territory
                  • Grills / Smokers
                    *********************************************

                    Kingsford 24" grill (Free) 'Billy'
                    Brinkmann Smoke n Grill
                    Oklahoma Joe Highland, gaskets, LavaLock baffle / tuning plate. 'Big Joe'
                    Weber 18" Kettle ($30 CL) 'Lil' Feller'
                    Weber Smokey Joe ($25 CL) 'Lil' Brother'
                    Weber 22.5 Master Touch '93 P Code Blue($85) from fellow WKC member Bmitch 'Elwood'
                    Weber 22.5 Bar-B-Q Kettle '69-'70 "Patent Pending" Red ($80) from fellow WKC member dwnthehatch 'Maureen'
                    Weber 22.5 OTS DD Code Black ($40 CL) 'DeeDee'
                    Weber 22.5 OTS DO Code Black ($15 CL)
                    Weber 22.5 OTS E Code Black ($20 CL
                    Weber 22.5 OTS EE Code Black ($20 CL

                    Weber "C" Code 18.5" WSM '81 ($50 CL) 8-0!!!
                    Weber "H" Code 18.5" WSM '86 ($75 CL)
                    Weber " " Code 18.5" WSM

                    Weber 26.75, $199 NFM clearance !!!
                    Weber SJS AH 'Lil' Brother'
                    Weber SJS AT 'Lil' Sister'
                    Weber SJS DE Code (FREE) 'Lil' Helper'
                    Weber SJG M Code 'Lil Traveller'
                    Weber SJS AH Code 'Kermit'
                    (Lime Green)
                    Horizon 20" Classic, w/baffle/tuning plate (FREE)
                    Good One Open Range, (FREE), Monthly Prize from AR giveaway!!!!



                    Thermometers:
                    *********************************************
                    Ol' Skool Bi-metal probe pocket thermo, that has checked / served ~ 1,000,000 meals in my possession, easily...
                    Maverick ET-732, (Black)
                    Thermopops, (Red, Yellow, Green)
                    ThermaPen Mk4 (Black), THANKS!!! to jgjeske1
                    Blue ThermaPen Mk4
                    Orange Thermapen Mk4
                    Pink Thermapen Mk4
                    ThermoWorks IR-GUN-S
                    ThermoWorks Smoke
                    ThermoWorks Open Box Smoke
                    4 Pro Series cable extensions
                    Smoke Gateway

                    Accessories:
                    *********************************************
                    2 Slow 'N Sears, Slow 'N Sear XL, Grill 'N Griddle
                    BBQ Vortex, 2 Hovergrills, Top Deck
                    Warming shelf
                    MyWeigh KD-8000Kitchen Scale
                    Backyard Grill marinade injector
                    Acoustic Guitars/Electric Guitars/Basses/1928 National Duolian/Harmonicas/Banjo Washboard, Spoons, kazoos, pocket comb with wax paper, egg shakers ;-)
                    Bear Paws
                    Meat Rakes
                    BBQ Dragon/Chimley of Insanity, Dragon Wing Shelves (x2 ea.)



                    Cookware:
                    Probably a ton of cast iron, mostly very old...still cookin'
                    G'Ma's Piqua skillet, :-)( They went out of business in 1934~)
                    '60's Revere Ware (Mom's), + others found elsewhere
                    60's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (Mom's) Daily driver
                    50's CorningWare 10-cup percolator (G'Ma's), for a backup! ;-)
                    Carpy Wally World stock pots, in approx 2 gal/3gal sizes, blue speckledty-porcelain enameled
                    Tramontina 6.5 qt Dutch Oven

                    Cutlery, etc.:
                    Shi*-ton of kitchen/chef knives, most sharper than my straight-razors are. (Better steel!) Chicago Cutlery, Old Hickory, various, including some nice German stuff ;-)
                    Dexter 12" slicing knife, 6" Sani-Safe boning knife
                    Smith's Tri-Hone Natural Arkansas Knife Sharpening System
                    Multiple steels, from all over the planet
                    Crock sticks
                    Diamond stones, various
                    Lansky Sharpening System

                    Tableware
                    Daily driver:Washington Forge Mardi Gras, Navy / Cobalt Blue
                    Dinner: Guests: Washington Forge, Town and Country
                    Fancy / Formal: Family silverware

                  Whaddya call a dog with no legs?
                  Don't matter none; they won't come, nohow....

                  Comment

                  • jgg85234
                    Charter Member
                    • Nov 2014
                    • 738
                    • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
                    • *Cooking Equipment
                      Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
                      Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
                      Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
                      Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
                      Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
                      Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
                      *Controllers
                      Flame Boss 200
                      *Thermometers
                      Thermapen MK4 (Red)
                      Thermopop (Red)
                      Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
                      *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
                      *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
                      *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
                      *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
                      *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
                      *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

                    That guy with no arms and no legs pinned to the wall?

                    Art

                    That lady of the evening in Tokyo?

                    Irene

                    After the surgery to make her legs the same length?

                    Noreen

                    The guy with no arms and no legs after he goes through a meat grinder?

                    Chuck

                    These are bad!!!


                    Comment


                    • jgg85234
                      jgg85234 commented
                      Editing a comment
                      No that isn't Pete.

                      What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

                      Russell

                      What do you call him 6 months later?

                      Pete

                    • jgg85234
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                      And, the woman with no arms and no legs on the BBQ?

                      Patty

                    • tbob4
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                      A man with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool. Bob. A man with no arm and legs in a ditch - Phil.
                  • Willy
                    Charter Member
                    • Apr 2015
                    • 1801
                    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

                    One day, a little old lady went to see the doctor.

                    The kindly medical professional asked her, "What seems to be the problem, dear?"

                    She said, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much."

                    "It never smells and it's always silent."

                    "As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office".

                    "You didn't know it because they don't smell and are silent."

                    The doctor said, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."


                    The next week, the little old lady returned for her follow-up appointment.

                    "Doctor," she said, "I don't know what you gave me but now, although still silent, it stinks terribly..."

                    The doctor said: "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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                    • Willy
                      Charter Member
                      • Apr 2015
                      • 1801
                      • High Desert of the Great Southwest

                      Maybe Steve Vojtek can explain this Aussie joke to us:

                      A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,
                      'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
                      The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
                      The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
                      The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
                      The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
                      The next night, the pub is packed.
                      In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'
                      The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then bursts into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
                      The next night there is standing room only in the pub.
                      Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending.
                      The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year
                      In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'
                      The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties.'
                      The rabbit looks aghast.
                      The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says,
                      'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.
                      The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'
                      The crowd's bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.
                      The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'
                      'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'
                      The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie.
                      He then waves to the crowd and leaves....
                      NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!

                      One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.
                      When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar.
                      The barman says, 'Who are you?
                      To which he is answered,
                      'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'
                      The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.
                      You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'
                      The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'
                      The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'
                      The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.'
                      The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'
                      'I DIED', said the rabbit.
                      'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'
                      After a short pause, the rabbit said ...

                      'Mixin-me-toasties

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                      • Mr. Bones
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                        Y'all will haveta Sesame Street me through this one, please...
                        G'Day!!!

                      • tbob4
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                        Ok - I went to "I don't get this joke" on Google and got it. "A play on words, referring to mixomatosis, an artificially inroduced virus introducred some decades ago to curb the rabbit population, and is still endemic in rabbits." Now I am laughing. You got me Willy.

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