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  • Mr. Bones
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    Noice pullback, on th bones, as wail...

  • Mr. Bones
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    A Strange sense of humour is a valuable tool to have been given, in order to face Life, head-on, imce...
    Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 20, 2021, 11:03 AM. Reason: -e

  • wu7y
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    Thanks, Mr. Bones. I wish I could claim it as mine but I can't remember where/when I first heard it so I can't even credit it properly.

    Thinking about it, it may have been a high school friend whose sense of humor is even stranger than mine.
    Last edited by wu7y; September 20, 2021, 10:57 AM.

  • Mr. Bones
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    One of th best lines I've ever done heared in me life.... ROFLMAO

    Might havedta steal it, now, an again!

  • wu7y
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    An oldie but goodie.

    We gotta be careful with jokes like that in these parts. Most of our friends of the "gentler" sex are perfectly capable of giving us a real good ass kickin'.

  • Clark
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    The same cowboy went into a saloon and asked for a shot of whiskey. He downed it and walked outside, went behind his horse, and kissed the horse on the butt.

    He went back inside and ordered another shot. He downed it, went outside, went behind his horse and kissed the horse's butt.

    He did this two more times and finally the bartender asked him, "Why do you keep kissing your horse's butt?"

    The cowboy replied, "My lips are chapped."

    The bartender asked, "Does kissing your horse's butt help your lips?"

    The cowboy replied, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

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  • Clark
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    The cowboy went into the drugstore and told the clerk "Gimme 3 packs of them there condoms."

    The clerk asked, "Will you need a bag, sir?"

    The cowboy said, "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

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  • Mr. Bones
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    I can SO Imagine how them poor folks must feel... (Rednecks/ Rubricollis Ferus)

    How Very Humiliatin, an emasculatin that must be, to havedta enndure...
    Last edited by Mr. Bones; September 20, 2021, 06:22 AM. Reason: tunin

  • Mr. Bones
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    Lovin this...!!!

    A Seabee'd most likely use a KA-BAR, powered by an M-1 Piss Pot...

  • gcdmd
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    A theoretical physicist might have the same response as the economist.

  • Mr. Bones
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    SheilaAnn Agreed, ain't nuthin better than some good sumpin sumpin, Sister!

  • SheilaAnn
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    Santamarina really? I had not heard that… who knew? Fun story!

  • SheilaAnn
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    Mr. Bones right!?!? Loves me me some sumpin’ sumpin’

  • Mr. Bones
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    Oh, Brotherman....
    That, right there, is WAY too @#$%^&*" funny

  • Mr. Bones
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    Preach.

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