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  • Willy
    Charter Member
    • Apr 2015
    • 1786
    • High Desert of the Great Southwest

    The Best Of The Worst Country-western Song Titles

    1 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

    2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

    3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

    4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

    5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

    7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

    8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

    9 - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

    10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

    11 - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

    12 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

    13 - I Wanna Whip Your Cow

    14 - I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

    15 - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    16 - I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

    17 - I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

    18 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

    19 - I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

    20 - I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

    21 - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    22 - If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

    23 - If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

    24 - If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

    25 - If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

    26 - Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

    27 - My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

    28 - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

    29 - My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

    30 - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

    31 - Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

    32 - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

    33 - She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

    34 - She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    35 - She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

    36 - She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

    37 - Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

    38 - They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

    39 - Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

    40 - When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

    41 - You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

    42 - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

    43 - You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

    44 - You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

    45 - You're The Reason Our Baby's So Ugly

    46 - I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You

    47 - My Tears Have Washed "I Love You" Off The Blackboard Of My Heart

    48 - Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs

    49 - I Can't Love Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It

    50 - I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town

    51 - I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him

    52 - I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

    53 - I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here

    54 - If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'll Fall In Love

    55 - It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long

    56 - Learning To Live Again Is Killing Me

    57 - Please Bypass This Heart

    58 - She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without

    59 - Do You Love As Good As You Look?

    60 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

    61 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

    62 - If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife

    63 - Timber, I'm Falling in Love

    64 - You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving

    65 - Love Will Beat Your Brains Out

    66 - Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

    67 - It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad

    68 - The Pint of No Return

    69 - This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck

    70 - Hell Stays Open All Night

    71 - I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box

    72 - I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back

    73 - Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side

    74 - The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had

    75 - She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

    76 - We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over

    77 - If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)

    78 - It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good

    79 - If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You

    80 - She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

    81 - The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"

    82 - When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town

    83 - You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

    84 - He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk

    85 - I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me

    86 - Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't

    87 - The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There

    88 - I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy

    89 - If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)

    90 - Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

    91 - I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

    92 - I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine

    93 - I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

    94 - I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You

    95 - I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

    96 - I Meant Every Word That He Said

    97 - I'm Not Married But The Wife Is

    98 - If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure

    99 - Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

    100 - Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

    101 - Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You

    102 - What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)

    103 - Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?

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    • Steve Vojtek
      Steve Vojtek commented
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      I love 92 most bit they're all funny...LOL

    • beachgriller
      beachgriller commented
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      If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

    • Huskee
      Huskee commented
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      To quote a favorite line of mine from Randy Travis: If the phone still aint ringin', I assume it still aint you.
  • Advantage49
    Former Member
    • Jan 2017
    • 170
    • Milwaukee, WI

    Why do you bring toilet paper to the twilight zone??

    doodoo doodoo doodoo.... I'll show myself the door 🚪

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    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      hahahahahahaha, Solid Gold!!

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Bad. Really bad! I was going to say I laughed my arse off butt then you would need another roll!
  • Thunder77
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 2735
    • Halethorpe, MD
    • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

    Why don't blind people skydive?
    It scares the dog too much.

    How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground?
    The leash goes slack.

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    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      Absolutely terrible! Keep them coming.

    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      Hahaha, Your on fire lately!
  • Hawkce541
    Club Member
    • Mar 2017
    • 27
    • Clarksville, Tn

    Why did God give Marines one more brain cell than a horse?


    So they wouldn't poop during a parade..........

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    • Spinaker
      Moderator
      • Nov 2014
      • 10404
      • Land of Tonka
      • John "J R"
        Instagram: JRBowlsby
        Smokin' Hound Que
        Minnesota/ United States of America

        ********************************************
        Assistants
        Dexter (Beagle mix)
        Kinnick (American Foxhound)
        ************************

        Grills/Smokers/Fryers
        Big Green Egg (Large) X2
        Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

        Broil King Keg
        Karubeque C-60
        Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
        Lodge L410 Hibachi
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
        R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

        Weber Spirit Gasser
        ******************.
        Thermometers
        FireBoard (Base Package)
        Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
        Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
        **************

        Accessories
        BBQ Dragon
        Big Green Egg Plate Setter
        Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
        Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

        Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
        Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

        Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
        Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
        Eggspander Kit X2
        Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

        Finex Cat Iron Line
        FireBoard Drive
        Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
        Grill Grates
        Joule Water Circulator
        KBQ Fire Grate

        Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
        Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
        Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
        Large Vortex
        Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
        Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
        Smithey No. 12
        Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
        Stargazer No.10, 12
        Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
        Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
        ********************************
        Fuel
        FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
        Kingsford Blue and White
        Rockwood Lump Charcoal
        Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
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        Cutlery
        Buck 119 Special
        Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
        Global
        Shun
        Wusthof
        *******
        Next Major Purchase
        Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

      Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?!?



      It's fine........He woke up.

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    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 12097
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

      This was making the rounds 40+ years ago when I was in the Navy:

      What do you get when you cross a Marine with a gorilla?

      A retarded gorilla.

      But I shouldn't be so hard on gorillas.

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      • RonB
        Club Member
        • Apr 2016
        • 12097
        • Near Richmond VA
        • Weber Performer Deluxe
          SNS
          Pizza insert
          Rotisserie
          Smokenator 1000
          Cookshack Smokette Elite
          2 Thermapens
          Chefalarm
          Dot
          lots of probes.
          CyberQ

        Another one:

        The Army got the mule and the Navy got the Marines.
        But the Army had first choice.

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        • PBCDad
          PBCDad commented
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          I heard what I think was a true story about a bunch of Navy sailors and Marines in a locker room, and one of the Navy guys was talking derogatively about how the Marines were just a department of the Navy. A Marine shot back, "Yeah, the men's department"

        • Mr. Bones
          Mr. Bones commented
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          PBCDad ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
          Best in a long life of hearin' alla th' Marine Jokes
          Semper Fi, AhOohRahhh!!!!!!!
          Last edited by Mr. Bones; April 5th, 2017, 07:04 PM.

        • Thunder77
          Thunder77 commented
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          Haha. Droll, very droll...
      • Craigar
        Founding Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 1078
        • Papillion, NE
        • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
          * - Weber 22.5" Premium cloaked in Crimson
          * - Slow 'N Sear
          * - Smoke E-Z - 26.75" (The Grain Silo)
          * - Lodge Sportsman Grill
          * - Weber Rapid Fire Chimney Starter
          * - Thermoworks ThermoPop
          * - Thermoworks Dot
          * - iGrill2 - 4 probes
          * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
          * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
          * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
          * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
          * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods


        hehehe

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        • Spinaker
          Spinaker commented
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          A great philosophical question of our time!! Nice one!!

        • NortheastAl
          NortheastAl commented
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          Good one.
      • johnsteen
        Charter Member
        • Jan 2015
        • 244

        How to tell time in retirement Click image for larger version

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        • EdF
          EdF commented
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          Retirement? ;-)
      • Steve Vojtek
        Charter Member
        • Mar 2015
        • 613
        • Melbourne Australia
        • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
          Diy electric smoker
          A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
          Gas powered pizza oven
          GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
          Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
          Slow'nSear - my favourite
          2 x Thermapens
          2 x wireless thermometers
          3 x wired thermometers
          Favourite drink:
          Scotch whiskey various brands
          American Honey WT
          And beer ....
          And at work just plain old chilled water....

        Hahaha:
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        • Spinaker
          Spinaker commented
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          I mean......if you have steak and eggs.......wine goes with red meat......why should the eggs change anything?
      • Steve Vojtek
        Charter Member
        • Mar 2015
        • 613
        • Melbourne Australia
        • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
          Diy electric smoker
          A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
          Gas powered pizza oven
          GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
          Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
          Slow'nSear - my favourite
          2 x Thermapens
          2 x wireless thermometers
          3 x wired thermometers
          Favourite drink:
          Scotch whiskey various brands
          American Honey WT
          And beer ....
          And at work just plain old chilled water....

        Air Force jokes....hmmm tbob4 :

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        • Steve Vojtek
          Charter Member
          • Mar 2015
          • 613
          • Melbourne Australia
          • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
            Diy electric smoker
            A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
            Gas powered pizza oven
            GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
            Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
            Slow'nSear - my favourite
            2 x Thermapens
            2 x wireless thermometers
            3 x wired thermometers
            Favourite drink:
            Scotch whiskey various brands
            American Honey WT
            And beer ....
            And at work just plain old chilled water....

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          • Thunder77
            Thunder77 commented
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            I just snorted Mountain Dew up my nose I laughed so hard!!

          • tbob4
            tbob4 commented
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            I emailed this to my dad!

          • Mr. Bones
            Mr. Bones commented
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            Likewise Thunder 77, except mine was a double cheeseburger nearly lodged in my windpipe!
            Keep em comin', Steve Vojtek !!!
        • Steve Vojtek
          Charter Member
          • Mar 2015
          • 613
          • Melbourne Australia
          • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
            Diy electric smoker
            A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
            Gas powered pizza oven
            GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
            Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
            Slow'nSear - my favourite
            2 x Thermapens
            2 x wireless thermometers
            3 x wired thermometers
            Favourite drink:
            Scotch whiskey various brands
            American Honey WT
            And beer ....
            And at work just plain old chilled water....

          Damn! I had to dig a second hole today cause the first one I dug just wasn't deep enough......hehe

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          • tbob4
            tbob4 commented
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            Bad! Hahahaha
        • Thunder77
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 2735
          • Halethorpe, MD
          • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

          The furniture store keeps calling me to come back.
          But all I wanted was one night stand...

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          • Spinaker
            Spinaker commented
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            I just read this out load in the office. A friend of mine looked at me and asked, "What's wrong with you?" LOL tbob4 Thunder77

          • tbob4
            tbob4 commented
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            Spinaker and thunder - I am seriously going to be prank calling the furniture stores now! You cannot take the 13 year-old out of me. Hahahahahahahaha. The bowling alley knows my "Do you have 12 pound balls?" voice too well. They just hang up on me.

          • Thunder77
            Thunder77 commented
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            Gotta love it when someone asks "what's wrong with you?" 😝
        • Thunder77
          Founding Member
          • Jul 2014
          • 2735
          • Halethorpe, MD
          • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

          Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?
          Da Brie was everywhere.

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          • Spinaker
            Spinaker commented
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            LOL, Excellent!!!! So bad and, yet so good.

          • tbob4
            tbob4 commented
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            Spinaker - Good thing the Pope was in Switzerland at the time of that catastrophe. He was looking for the holey cheese.

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        PK 360 grill

        Is This Superb Charcoal Grill A Kamado Killer?

        The PK-360, with 360 square inches of cooking space, this rust free, cast aluminum charcoal grill is durable and easy to use. Four-way venting means it's easy to set up for two zone cooking with more control than single vent Kamado grills. It is much easier to set up for 2-zone cooking than any round kamado. Beautifully designed and completely portable. Meathead says it is his preferrred grill.

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        kareubequ bbq smoker

        Our Favorite Backyard Smoker

        The amazing Karubecue is the most innovative smoker in the world. The quality of meat from this machine is astonishing. At its crux is a patented firebox that burns logs above the cooking chamber and sucks heat and extremely clean blue smoke into the thermostat controlled oven. It is our favorite smoker, period.

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        Masterbuilt MPS 340/G ThermoTemp XL Propane Smoker

        masterbuilt gas smoker

        The First Propane Smoker With A Thermostat Makes This Baby Foolproof

        Set ThermoTemp's dial from 175° to 350°F and the thermostat inside will adjust the burner just like an indoor kitchen oven. All you need to do is add wood to the tray above the burner to start smokin'.

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        Fireboard: The Ultimate Top Of The Line BBQ Thermometer

        fireboard bbq thermometer

        With the ability to monitor up to six temperatures simultaneously with either Bluetooth or Wifi on your mobile phone, tablet, or computer, Fireboard is the best digital thermometer we’ve tested.

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        Finally, A Great Portable Pellet Smoker

        Green Mountain Davey Crockett Grill

        Green Mountain's portable Davy Crockett Pellet Smoker is one mean tailgating and picnic machine. But it's also gaining popularity with people who want to add a small, set it and forget it pellet smoker to their backyard arsenal. And with their WiFi capabilities you can control and monitor Davy Crocket from your smart phone or laptop.

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