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  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13841
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
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      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

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    • Breadhead
      Breadhead commented
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      I like politically incorrect statements...😎👍

    • tbob4
      tbob4 commented
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      I hated myself for laughing!

    • RonB
      RonB commented
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      tbob4 - then can you imagine how bad I feel for posting??
  • Breadhead
    Banned Former Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 0

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    • Spinaker
      Spinaker commented
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      I've done this exact thing. Only many more beers came after 10! I actually let my gasser roll off the patio, down two terraces of bushes and into the lawn! Whoops. I still have that gasser. Still humming along. hahaha

    • TheCountofQ
      TheCountofQ commented
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      Spinaker, Wow!! That is hard core drinking and grilling. I've passed out before the food was done a few times, and typically don't drink until dinner is served now, due to those events. Have never wrecked or tried an Evel Knievel jump with my grill though.

    • gcdmd
      gcdmd commented
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      My dad and a neighbor exemplified this apron one beautiful Sunday afternoon.

      It was in the mid-fifties at Ft. Leavenworth, KS, so #10 was not an option. We had to choke down the steaks.
  • Craigar
    Founding Member
    • Jul 2014
    • 1119
    • Papillion, NE
    • * - Weber 26.75" OTG
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      * - Favorite Beer - the cold one in my hand (craft beers of all flavors; haven't had a blue yummy in over 6 years) my tastes change with the season so it is difficult to name just a couple. However, I will occasionally have a vanilla porter float in the summer (Empyrean Vanilla Porter w/a scoop of homemade vanilla ice cream) as I usually drink stouts & porters in the colder months, pale ales & IPAs in the warmer months. I have to add Not Your Father's Root Beer to beers I use for floats.
      * - Booze - I don't really have a favorite, but lean towards single malt Scotch & Irish whiskey
      * - Wines - Reds: mainly the heavy stuff mixed in with the occasional pinot noir ( I have yet to meet a malbec I didn't like); Whites: German & Nebraska (hey, I have to support the home team)
      * - Favorite Spice outlets - Frisco Spices in LaVista, NE (the local butcher supply shop); Volcanic Peppers in Bellevue, NE
      * - Current butchers: Just Good Meats & Fareway Foods


    Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A man biking nearby stopped and asked what they were doing.

    "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said one engineer, "but we don't have a ladder."

    The man took a wrench from his backpack, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then he took a tape measure from his backpack, took a measurement, and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and cycled away.

    One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good that does us.
    We ask for the height and he gave us the length!"

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    • Craigar
      Craigar commented
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      I work for an architectural & engineering firm, so they get a bunch ribbing.

    • EdF
      EdF commented
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      Yeah, and I've been a software engineer (degreed) for 30+ years and know about it - even from my Dad. Providing there is such a thing as a software engineer, which I mostly doubt.

    • gcdmd
      gcdmd commented
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      A retired plant foreman I know used to always say "You can tell an engineer a block away, but you can't tell him anything up close."
  • RonB
    Club Member
    • Apr 2016
    • 13841
    • Near Richmond VA
    • Weber Performer Deluxe
      SNS
      Pizza insert
      Rotisserie
      Smokenator 1000
      Cookshack Smokette Elite
      2 Thermapens
      Chefalarm
      Dot
      lots of probes.
      CyberQ

    This is an old one, but worth repeating for those who have not seen it.

    In a convent in Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable. They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.




    Back at Mother Superior’s bed, they lifted her head gently and held the glass to her lips. The very frail nun drank a little, then a little more, and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop. As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.



    Mother,” the nuns asked earnestly, “Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us.”



    She raised herself up very slowly in the bed on one elbow, looked at them and said, “DON’T SELL THAT COW.”


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    • Spinaker
      Moderator
      • Nov 2014
      • 10997
      • Land of Tonka
      • John "J R"
        Instagram: JRBowlsby
        Smokin' Hound Que
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      What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

      Snowballs.

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      • EdF
        EdF commented
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        Aargh!

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        I've been out of town a couple of days and I needed a good joke!!!!!
    • Spinaker
      Moderator
      • Nov 2014
      • 10997
      • Land of Tonka
      • John "J R"
        Instagram: JRBowlsby
        Smokin' Hound Que
        Minnesota/ United States of America

        ********************************************
        Assistants
        Dexter (Beagle mix)
        Kinnick (American Foxhound)
        ************************

        Grills/Smokers/Fryers
        Big Green Egg (Large) X3
        Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

        Karubeque C-60
        Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
        Lodge L410 Hibachi
        Pit Barrel Cooker
        Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
        R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

        Weber Spirit Gasser
        ******************.
        Thermometers
        FireBoard (Base Package)
        Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
        Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
        **************

        Accessories
        Big Green Egg Plate Setter
        Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
        Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

        Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
        Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

        Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
        Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
        Eggspander Kit X2
        Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

        Finex Cat Iron Line
        FireBoard Drive
        Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
        Grill Grates
        Joule Water Circulator
        KBQ Fire Grate

        Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
        Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
        Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
        Large Vortex
        Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
        Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
        Smithey No. 12
        Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
        Stargazer No.10, 12
        Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
        Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
        ********************************
        Fuel
        FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
        Kingsford Blue and White
        Rockwood Lump Charcoal
        Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
        **************************

        Cutlery
        Buck 119 Special
        Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

        Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
        Global
        Shun
        Wusthof
        *******
        Next Major Purchase
        Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

      What do you call a bear with no teeth?


      A Gummy bear.

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      • Breadhead
        Banned Former Member
        • Jul 2014
        • 0

        1. What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
          Decalfinated.
        2. What do you call an exploding ape?
          A baboom.
        3. What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
          A civil serpent.
        4. What do you call a hippy’s wife?
          Mississippi.
        5. What do you call bears without ears?
          B.
        6. What do you call the shortest distance between 2 jokes?
          A straight line.
        7. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
          A Doyouthinkhesawus.
        8. What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
          Polly unsaturated.
        9. What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
          A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
        10. What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
          A witty kitty.
        11. What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
          A car-toonist.
        12. What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
          An alarm cluck.
        13. What do you call a lady magician?
          Trixie.
        14. What do you call a crazy spaceman?
          An astronut.
        15. What do you call a cow with no legs?
          Ground beef.
        16. What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
          A hoarse doctor.
        17. What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
          Mountie Python.
        18. What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
          A hip hopper.
        19. What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
          A medicine dropper.
        20. What do you call a fake noodle?
          An Impasta.
        21. What do you call the best butter on the farm?
          A goat.
        22. What do you call a song sung in a car?
          A car-tune.
        23. What do you call something lying at the bottom of the ocean and twitching?
          A nervous wreck.
        24. What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
          Juan on Juan.
        25. What do you call a camel with no humps?
          Humphrey.

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        • JCGrill
          Club Member
          • Mar 2017
          • 1867
          • Minneapolis / St Paul burbs
          • Charcoal - 22" Weber Kettle
            Gas - Saber
            Smoker - Green Mountain Daniel Boone
            Portable - Charbroil Tabletop Propane Grill

          Three old men are walking down the street. "Windy today," says the first. "No," says the second, "Thursday." "Me too," says the third. "Let's go get a beer."

          Apologies if that's been posted before.

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          • EdF
            EdF commented
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            Always worth posting a classic one more time.
        • Steve Vojtek
          Charter Member
          • Mar 2015
          • 612
          • Melbourne Australia
          • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
            Diy electric smoker
            A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
            Gas powered pizza oven
            GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
            Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
            Slow'nSear - my favourite
            2 x Thermapens
            2 x wireless thermometers
            3 x wired thermometers
            Favourite drink:
            Scotch whiskey various brands
            American Honey WT
            And beer ....
            And at work just plain old chilled water....

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          • Willy
            Charter Member
            • Apr 2015
            • 1942
            • High Desert of the Great Southwest

            HEALTH ISSUES WE SHOULD ALL ADDRESS

            • Do you ever have feelings of inadequacy?
            • Have you ever suffered from shyness?
            • Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

            If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

            Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

            You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
            Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.
            Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
            Side effects may include:
            Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
            Warnings:
            • The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
            • The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
            • The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
            • The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and better looking than most people.
            Please feel free to share this important information with as many people as you feel it may benefit!
            Now, just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz.

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            • Mr. Bones
              Mr. Bones commented
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              LOL!!! Nicely paraphrased from th' original recording!!! Willy !!!
          • gcdmd
            Charter Member
            • Sep 2014
            • 1152
            • The Republic of Texas

            Ever since St. Patrick's Day, there has been a recurring theme in many of the posts here. Some people would include "Ten foot tall and good lookin' " somewhere in the list, for a total of 11 stages.


            The Story Behind The 10 Stages Of Drunkenness

            By Dan Jenkins

            Mankind's 10 Stages of Drunkenness originally appeared on page 115 of the novel Baja Oklahoma, which was published in 1981. If I'd known it was going to become such a popular item, I'd have moved it closer to the front of the book. As history knows, it eventually appeared on the walls of watering holes across the width and breadth of the United States and, according to an acquaintance, it was once spotted on the inside door of a restroom in a pub in rural England. I'm sure the stages were inspired by two decades—the '60s and '70s—of testing the speed of bartenders and waiters in such places as P.J. Clarke's, Elaine's and Toots Shor's that helped make Manhattan a comfort zone for me in those years.

            It was also inspired, I'm compelled to say, by two friends who were with me late one evening in Clarke's when a mutual friend wandered in accompanied by a young lady who was not his wife and the mother of his children.

            "He thinks he's invisible," one friend said.

            "Wrong," the other friend said. "He thinks he's bulletproof."

            The notion for an entire novel was born in that moment.

            The 10 stages now live again (I've been trying to become known for something else ever since):
            1. Witty and charming
            2. Rich and powerful
            3. Benevolent
            4. Clairvoyant
            5. F--- dinner
            6. Patriotic
            7. Crank up the Enola Gay
            8. Witty and charming, Part II
            9. Invisible
            10. Bulletproof

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            • JCGrill
              JCGrill commented
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              I've never seen this, but I have seen countless tweaks of it.
          • Steve Vojtek
            Charter Member
            • Mar 2015
            • 612
            • Melbourne Australia
            • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
              Diy electric smoker
              A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
              Gas powered pizza oven
              GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
              Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
              Slow'nSear - my favourite
              2 x Thermapens
              2 x wireless thermometers
              3 x wired thermometers
              Favourite drink:
              Scotch whiskey various brands
              American Honey WT
              And beer ....
              And at work just plain old chilled water....

            Speaking of "bad jokes" I think this one's funny....

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            • tbob4
              tbob4 commented
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              Boooooo!!!!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Spinaker !

            • Spinaker
              Spinaker commented
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              hahahaha, very good. tbob4

            • EdF
              EdF commented
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              I knew Spinaker would like that one. So did I!
          • Spinaker
            Moderator
            • Nov 2014
            • 10997
            • Land of Tonka
            • John "J R"
              Instagram: JRBowlsby
              Smokin' Hound Que
              Minnesota/ United States of America

              ********************************************
              Assistants
              Dexter (Beagle mix)
              Kinnick (American Foxhound)
              ************************

              Grills/Smokers/Fryers
              Big Green Egg (Large) X3
              Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

              Karubeque C-60
              Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
              Lodge L410 Hibachi
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
              R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

              Weber Spirit Gasser
              ******************.
              Thermometers
              FireBoard (Base Package)
              Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
              Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
              **************

              Accessories
              Big Green Egg Plate Setter
              Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
              Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

              Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
              Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

              Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
              Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
              Eggspander Kit X2
              Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

              Finex Cat Iron Line
              FireBoard Drive
              Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
              Grill Grates
              Joule Water Circulator
              KBQ Fire Grate

              Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
              Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
              Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
              Large Vortex
              Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
              Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
              Smithey No. 12
              Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
              Stargazer No.10, 12
              Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
              Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
              ********************************
              Fuel
              FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
              Kingsford Blue and White
              Rockwood Lump Charcoal
              Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
              **************************

              Cutlery
              Buck 119 Special
              Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

              Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
              Global
              Shun
              Wusthof
              *******
              Next Major Purchase
              Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

            What did one ocean say to the other ocean?


            Nothing..............they just waved.

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            • Willy
              Willy commented
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              Groan.

            • Spinaker
              Spinaker commented
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              For me, that was a good one! tbob4 Willy

            • tbob4
              tbob4 commented
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              Come on Willy - he was going to tell a speedboat joke but after your reaction he knew it would be all for knot! hahahaha
              Last edited by tbob4; March 28, 2017, 04:15 PM.
          • Spinaker
            Moderator
            • Nov 2014
            • 10997
            • Land of Tonka
            • John "J R"
              Instagram: JRBowlsby
              Smokin' Hound Que
              Minnesota/ United States of America

              ********************************************
              Assistants
              Dexter (Beagle mix)
              Kinnick (American Foxhound)
              ************************

              Grills/Smokers/Fryers
              Big Green Egg (Large) X3
              Blackstone 36" Outdoor Griddle 4-Burner

              Karubeque C-60
              Kamado Joe Jr. (Black)
              Lodge L410 Hibachi
              Pit Barrel Cooker
              Pit Barrel Cooker 2.0
              R&V Works FF2-R-ST 4-Gallon Fryer

              Weber Spirit Gasser
              ******************.
              Thermometers
              FireBoard (Base Package)
              Thermoworks ThermaPen (Red)
              Thermoworks MK4 (Orange)
              **************

              Accessories
              Big Green Egg Plate Setter
              Benzomatic TS4000 Torch X 2
              Benzomatic TS800 High Temp Torch X 2

              Bayou Classic 44 qt Stainless Stock Pot
              Bayou Classic 35K BTU Burner

              Digi Q DX2 (Medium Pit Viper Fan)
              Dragon VT 2-23 C Torch
              Eggspander Kit X2
              Field Skillet No. 8,10,12

              Finex Cat Iron Line
              FireBoard Drive
              Lots and Lots of Griswold Cast Iron
              Grill Grates
              Joule Water Circulator
              KBQ Fire Grate

              Kick Ash Basket (KAB) X4
              Lots of Lodge Cast Iron
              Husky 6 Drawer BBQ Equipment Cabinet
              Large Vortex
              Marlin 1894 .44 Magnum
              Marquette Castings No. 13 (First Run)
              Smithey No. 12
              Smokeware Chimney Cap X 3
              Stargazer No.10, 12
              Tool Wizard BBQ Tongs
              Univex Duro 10" Meat Slicer
              ********************************
              Fuel
              FOGO Priemium Lump Charcoal
              Kingsford Blue and White
              Rockwood Lump Charcoal
              Apple, Cherry & Oak Log splits for the C-60
              **************************

              Cutlery
              Buck 119 Special
              Cuda 7' Fillet Knife

              Dexter 12" Brisket Sword
              Global
              Shun
              Wusthof
              *******
              Next Major Purchase
              Lone Star Grillz 24 X 48 Offset

            "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?" -Steven Wright


            From the very first page in the AR table of contents. hahahaha

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            • HawkerXP
              HawkerXP commented
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              Is there any way to impeach a Moderator on his first day? ;0

            • Spinaker
              Spinaker commented
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              hahahaha Just pulling from the text! HawkerXP
          • RonB
            Club Member
            • Apr 2016
            • 13841
            • Near Richmond VA
            • Weber Performer Deluxe
              SNS
              Pizza insert
              Rotisserie
              Smokenator 1000
              Cookshack Smokette Elite
              2 Thermapens
              Chefalarm
              Dot
              lots of probes.
              CyberQ

            Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

            Sheriff: Height ?
            Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.


            Sheriff: Weight ?
            Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.


            Sheriff: Color of eyes ?
            Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.


            Sheriff: Color of hair ?
            Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.


            Sheriff: What was she wearing ?
            Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.


            Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?
            Husband: She went in my truck.


            Sheriff: What kind of truck was it ?
            Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.


            At this point the husband started choking up.

            Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we’ll find your truck.

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