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  • jgg85234
    Charter Member
    • Nov 2014
    • 738
    • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
    • *Cooking Equipment
      Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
      Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
      Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
      Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
      Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
      *Controllers
      Flame Boss 200
      *Thermometers
      Thermapen MK4 (Red)
      Thermopop (Red)
      Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
      *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
      *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
      *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
      *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
      *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
      *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

    That darned genie again.

    An Irishman finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and says, “Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes – what would you like?”

    The Irishman scratches his head, then answers, “A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty.”

    “Granted, master” replies the Genie and produces the bottle.

    The man is delighted and gets drunk on this one magic Guinness bottle for weeks. Finally he remembers that he has two other wishes. He rubs the lamp again and the Genie appears.

    “Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?”

    “You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle?” he asks the Genie. “Well, for my final two wishes, I’d like another two of them…”

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    • RonB
      Club Member
      • Apr 2016
      • 12587
      • Near Richmond VA
      • Weber Performer Deluxe
        SNS
        Pizza insert
        Rotisserie
        Smokenator 1000
        Cookshack Smokette Elite
        2 Thermapens
        Chefalarm
        Dot
        lots of probes.
        CyberQ

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      • Thunder77
        Thunder77 commented
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        Ugh. GROOOAN!

      • Atalanta
        Atalanta commented
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        You do know twerpies is a canarial disease.

      • tbob4
        tbob4 commented
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        Spinaker - I'm no longer talking to my sister. After I emailed her RonB 's joke (above) she said it is the best that I have ever sent her. That is a real ego blow to me! I just saw Atalanta 's follow-up joke and I'm laughing like crazy.
    • jgg85234
      Charter Member
      • Nov 2014
      • 738
      • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
      • *Cooking Equipment
        Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
        Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
        Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
        Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
        Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
        Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
        *Controllers
        Flame Boss 200
        *Thermometers
        Thermapen MK4 (Red)
        Thermopop (Red)
        Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
        *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
        *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
        *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
        *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
        *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
        *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

      uh oh, one of them jokes with religion in them.

      Paddy was in New York, patiently watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, “Okay pedestrians”. Then he’d allow the traffic to pass.

      He’d done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted “Pedestrians” for the 10th time, Paddy called over to him, “Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?”

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      • Locotech
        Charter Member
        • Sep 2014
        • 346
        • northern Ontario, Canada
        • "Livin' hard was easy, when I was young and bulletproof"

        What do ya call a dog magician.......................................... .................................................. .................a Labracadabrador

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        • Steve Vojtek
          Charter Member
          • Mar 2015
          • 612
          • Melbourne Australia
          • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
            Diy electric smoker
            A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
            Gas powered pizza oven
            GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
            Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
            Slow'nSear - my favourite
            2 x Thermapens
            2 x wireless thermometers
            3 x wired thermometers
            Favourite drink:
            Scotch whiskey various brands
            American Honey WT
            And beer ....
            And at work just plain old chilled water....

          You know Breadhead they say laughter is the best medicine so here are some stop sign jokes I hope you enjoy:

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          • Breadhead
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            Maybe I ought to quit drinking and start smoking the wacky tobacky...😎

          • Steve Vojtek
            Steve Vojtek commented
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            Yeah but then you'll be waiting forever at that stop sign - it never turns green!
        • Steve Vojtek
          Charter Member
          • Mar 2015
          • 612
          • Melbourne Australia
          • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
            Diy electric smoker
            A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
            Gas powered pizza oven
            GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
            Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
            Slow'nSear - my favourite
            2 x Thermapens
            2 x wireless thermometers
            3 x wired thermometers
            Favourite drink:
            Scotch whiskey various brands
            American Honey WT
            And beer ....
            And at work just plain old chilled water....

          And then there is this one:

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          • Atalanta
            Club Member
            • Jul 2016
            • 430
            • Barnsley's Ford
            • Grills: 22" Weber (wood handles) (another Weber on the way), Lodge Sportsman "hibachi"
              Smoker: None yet, part of why I joined
              Thermometer: 10+ yr old Taylor digital thermometer with remote
              Sous Vide: Anovo Imersion Circulator (1st gen)
              Coffee Roaster: Hot Top Coffee Roaster
              Adult Beverages: Fighting Cock Bourbon, Leinny Shandy, Troegs Mad Elf

            This is one my BF's dad used to tell. Poitin used to be illegal in Ireland (the bottle I have is stamped "For Export Only"), their 'shine.

            An Irishman was arrested and brought before the magistrate.
            "You are being charged with making Poitin," the judge informed him.
            "But I got no still," he replies.
            "The officers found pots and coiled copper tubing on your property," replied the judge. "They also found sacks of grain."
            "What of it?"
            "Well, Laddie, you have all the equipment for making Poitin. We're arresting you for illegal distilling."
            He threw his hands up in the air in defeat. “Well, Judge, you might as well arrest me for rape, too."
            "Rape?" the judge is incredulous. "Did you rape somebody, son?"
            "No," he replied, "But I've got all the equipment."

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            • RonB
              Club Member
              • Apr 2016
              • 12587
              • Near Richmond VA
              • Weber Performer Deluxe
                SNS
                Pizza insert
                Rotisserie
                Smokenator 1000
                Cookshack Smokette Elite
                2 Thermapens
                Chefalarm
                Dot
                lots of probes.
                CyberQ

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              • tbob4
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                Like - despite emptying my cache it won't come up with the like. Hahaha - by entering a comment it allowed me to like. Go figure.
            • jgg85234
              Charter Member
              • Nov 2014
              • 738
              • Gilbert, AZ (Suburb of Phoenix)
              • *Cooking Equipment
                Kamado Joe Classic in Eucalyptus Table (2016)
                Kamado Joe Joetisserie (2017)
                Weber 22.5" Kettle (K Date Code - 1988) Wooden handles/wood side table
                Adrenaline BBQ Company Slow n Sear #61
                Adrenaline BBQ Company Drip n Griddle
                Weber Smokey Mountain 14.5" (2014)
                *Controllers
                Flame Boss 200
                *Thermometers
                Thermapen MK4 (Red)
                Thermopop (Red)
                Thermoworks TW8060 with grill and meat probes
                *Favorite Whisky - Knockando Speyside Single Malt
                *Favorite Red Wine - Clos du Bois Marlstone
                *Favorite White Wine - Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay
                *Favorite Beer - Budweiser Budvar (Czechvar in the US) frisch vom fass
                *Favorites to grill - New York Strips or Top Sirloins, pizzas are fun too
                *Favorites to smoke - Baby Back or St. Louis Ribs, Pork Butts, Standing Rib Roast, Strip Loin Roast, Tri-Tip, Chicken, Turkey, Pork Loin, Cornish Hens

              Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol.

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              • Mr. Bones
                Mr. Bones commented
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                True Dat!!! Yummy!!!
                Sláinte !!!

              • EdF
                EdF commented
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                You're a man who shares my own thinking.
            • Steve Vojtek
              Charter Member
              • Mar 2015
              • 612
              • Melbourne Australia
              • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
                Diy electric smoker
                A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
                Gas powered pizza oven
                GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
                Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
                Slow'nSear - my favourite
                2 x Thermapens
                2 x wireless thermometers
                3 x wired thermometers
                Favourite drink:
                Scotch whiskey various brands
                American Honey WT
                And beer ....
                And at work just plain old chilled water....

              A little light relief.. All I have time for tonite..

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              • Steve Vojtek
                Charter Member
                • Mar 2015
                • 612
                • Melbourne Australia
                • 6 & 2 burner gas BBQ's
                  Diy electric smoker
                  A-maze-n-tube 12 inch
                  Gas powered pizza oven
                  GMG Davy Crockett with Wifi
                  Rosle 24 inch charcoal kettle
                  Slow'nSear - my favourite
                  2 x Thermapens
                  2 x wireless thermometers
                  3 x wired thermometers
                  Favourite drink:
                  Scotch whiskey various brands
                  American Honey WT
                  And beer ....
                  And at work just plain old chilled water....

                Hmmmm????

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                • RonB
                  Club Member
                  • Apr 2016
                  • 12587
                  • Near Richmond VA
                  • Weber Performer Deluxe
                    SNS
                    Pizza insert
                    Rotisserie
                    Smokenator 1000
                    Cookshack Smokette Elite
                    2 Thermapens
                    Chefalarm
                    Dot
                    lots of probes.
                    CyberQ

                  An Eskimo got so cold while paddling his kayak that he built a fire to warm himself up. Naturally, the kayak sank, and he had to swim to shore in the icy waters.

                  This only goes to show that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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                  • Thunder77
                    Founding Member
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 2742
                    • Halethorpe, MD
                    • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

                    Seamus
                    One time Seamus was caught by a policeman with a bucket of fish in a no-fishing zone.
                    “you’ve got it wrong,” Seamus said to the policeman. “These are my pet fish. I bring them to the reservoir every day for exercise. After they swim for 10 minutes, they come back to the bucket and I take them home.”
                    “Prove it,” said the cop.
                    Seamus dumped his fish into the reservoir and off they swam. An hour later, they still hadn’t returned.
                    “Ha, you lying rogue,” said the officer. “Where are your pet fish?”
                    “Fish?” said Seamus. “What fish?”

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                    • Thunder77
                      Founding Member
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 2742
                      • Halethorpe, MD
                      • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

                      Paddy
                      Paddy’s wife went to the newspaper to place his obituary. The newsman said the cost was $1 a word.
                      “I only have $2,” said Mrs. Paddy. “Just print ‘Paddy died.’”
                      The newsman decided that old Paddy deserved more. He gave her three extra words at no charge.
                      “A kind man you are,” said Mrs. Paddy. “Print me husband’s obituary this way: ‘Paddy died. Boat for sale.’”
                      Or in the case of a Pit member: "grills for sale"

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                      • Thunder77
                        Founding Member
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 2742
                        • Halethorpe, MD
                        • Weber 26.75" Kettle with SnS. Broil King Baron 5 burner. Akorn Kamado, and Akorn Jr kamado. Primo Oval Junior. Love grilling steaks, ribs, and chicken. Need to master smoked salmon Favorite cool weather beer: Sam Adams Octoberfest Favorite warm weather beer: Yuengling Traditional Lager All-time favorite drink: Single Malt Scotch

                        WWII
                        The German was instructed to meet an Irish spy named Murphy and confirm Murphy’s identity by saying, “The weather could change by Tuesday.”
                        After he parachuted into Ireland, he set off for town. Along the way, he asked a farmer where he might find a man named Murphy.
                        “Well, sir, it depends on which Murphy,” said the farmer. “We have Murphy the doctor, Murphy the postman, Murphy the stonemason and Murphy the teacher. I, too, am a Murphy, Murphy the farmer.”
                        The German got an idea.
                        “The weather could change by Tuesday,” he said.
                        “Aye,” said the farmer, “you’ll be wanting Murphy the spy.”

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